All aboard Brenda's iron sledge, Please don't call me Reg, it's not my name
― Deflatormouse, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:49 (four years ago) link
If you brought a big brown bag of them home,I'd jump up and down and hope you'd toss me a carrot
― Deflatormouse, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link
Not from a canonically legendary song or anything, but:
We said “okay, we understand”When backs were turned, we made plans
― really looking forward to wearily scrolling past all your posts (Champiness), Friday, 6 March 2020 04:41 (four years ago) link
It's just my luck, I get hit by a carWhile carrying a cakeDripping cherries, onto the pavementBride and groom on my face
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 6 March 2020 07:47 (four years ago) link
Yeeeah, straight from the top of my dome,As I "rock, rock, rock, rock", rocka mik-a-phone
― Deflatormouse, Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
^^^ winner
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link
his death won't even be still --caroms over the landfill
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 20 March 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link
Love the guy but tweedy is the last dude I’d expect to come across in this thread
― calstars, Friday, 20 March 2020 02:36 (four years ago) link
O as the heavens shudder babyI belong to you
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
The next four lines, too:
So is this what it's come to?Am I cold or just a little bit warm?Oh wellGive me an easy life and a peaceful death
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:29 (four years ago) link
I don't know, but I've been toldJimmy Page is just too damn old
― Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Saturday, 21 March 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link
Yo no soy marineroSoy capitán
― morrisp, Monday, 13 April 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link
«You look like you've been losin' sleep" Said a stranger on a train I fixed him with an ice cold stare And said "I've been havin' those dreams again…»
― Mule, Monday, 13 April 2020 12:05 (four years ago) link
Charlie, ferchrissakes, if you wanna know the truth of itI don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone
― Dr X O'Skeleton, Monday, 13 April 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link
favorite actor dennehy, favorite drink o'doul'sbears hawks sox bulls
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
No marigolds in the promised landThere's a hole in the ground where they used to grow
― edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
Saw Adam and Eve without their leaves
― Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
i'll never travel farwithout a little Big Star
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 00:02 (four years ago) link
save my life, I'm going down for the last timewoman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:08 (four years ago) link
i found an island in your arms, a country in your eyes?arms are chains. eyes are lies
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:56 (four years ago) link
It's the nexus of the crisisThe origin of storms
― Mule, Thursday, 13 August 2020 07:16 (four years ago) link
Well, on the government website from the 21st March 2020It said COVID-19 was no longer high risk
― Scam Likely (morrisp), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link
I live my life like a shot in the wind, if tomorrow don't come I know, I stole my share of fun for meCause I'm too fast, too rad, I'm going wasted when I go, the cost of freedom's never free
― origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 03:30 (four years ago) link
The backstage of your lifeIs filled with props and lines you should have sungThe backstage of your lifeIs filled with echoes of the ones you love
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 30 October 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link
I'm the type of guy who doesn't have a type at allI'm not dressed for this climate someone take me to the mall
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
if there's ever anyone else, i'll understand and kill himand i'll overflow your every inlet, you will not cough and spityou'll welcome me inand i tell you with my tongue between your toesif there's ever anyone elsedon't let them do this
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
Oh, what an ordinary day Take out the garbage, masturbate
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
When I saw mushroom headI was born and I was dead
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 2 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
So let us not talk about the pastThe descending voices when we dareTo fall in each other's armsThere is nothing to say about history
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link
A sparkled shiny dinerIs a home fir wayward maga Aghhhh
― calstars, Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link
She tried to hit me with a mop,And I can't stand it anymore.
― BrianB, Friday, 16 April 2021 12:37 (three years ago) link
otm
― It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 April 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link
look it up in the bookmobilelook it up in the gun rack
― brimstead, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link
god's up in heaven or not there at alland down on the ground ain't too far to fall
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Friday, 16 April 2021 23:33 (three years ago) link
I’ll never knowI’ll never know
― calstars, Saturday, 17 April 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link
rock rock til you droprock rock never stop
― P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link
you opened my mail apart at the seamsNow you know I live beyond my means
― one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link
Yes, my world's tumbling down, stone by stone to the groundPlease take out the garbage
― one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link
No more dragging this wormy anus ‘round on shag piles from Persia to ThraceI've severed my reeking gonads, fed them to your shrunken face
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:03 (three years ago) link
I'll see you aroundevery hollow has its favorite sound
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link
Oohoohoohoohoohoohoohooh I’m a robot manOohoohoohoohoohoohoo I’m a loser
― brimstead, Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link
sir kenneth clark sir kenneth clark
― bulb after bulb, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link
And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeysAnd they all died high up in the tree
― xzanfar, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link
some hills are never seenthe universe is expanding
― brimstead, Thursday, 7 October 2021 23:57 (two years ago) link
Or is it in his face? – Oh no, it's just his charmIn his warm embrace? – Oh no, that's just his arm
― Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Thursday, 12 May 2022 22:09 (two years ago) link
^Good one!
― Don't Renege On (Our Dub) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 May 2022 00:50 (two years ago) link
Try to imagine another planetAnother sunWhere I don't look like meAnd everything I do matters
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:22 (two years ago) link
And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeysAnd they all died high up in the trees
― xzanfar, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:23 (two years ago) link
the charm/arm couplet has always impressed me. i recently got a girl-group comp that has that on it and I'd been struck again by its brilliance just this week!
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 May 2022 03:03 (two years ago) link
Every thousand yearsThis metal sphereTen times the size of JupiterFloats just a few yards past the EarthYou climb on your roofAnd take a swipe at itWith a single featherHit it once every thousand years'Til you've worn it downTo the size of a peaYeah, I'd say that's a long timeBut it's only half a blinkIn the place you're gonna be
― ArchCarrier, Friday, 13 May 2022 09:22 (two years ago) link