Album Covers featuring Yawnsomely Literal Cover Art in regards to said album's title.

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Wall? check. Fly? check.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

Frampton looks like he's cumming to me!

Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

not that I don't love this album, though it would have been more apropos (and more hilarious!) if it had been named Super Gaye.
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Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago) link

Quibble with Billy Joel's "Glass Houses" - he is patently OUTSIDE the house. Has there ever been a proverbial - as opposed to legal - prohibition specifying that "people shouldn't throw stones AT glass houses"? I think not.

Neil Willett (Neil Willett), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.stonerrock.com/store/images/covers/ath-606.jpg

Aja (aja), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

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latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

Herbie Mann: Stone Flute. Great album. Everyone sounds stoned.

Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link


Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

http://spinaltapfan.com/images/brainh.jpg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

Aw, fuck it.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

You can be sure this isn't a photo of the first time Coltrane was going to play live at the village vanguard. Alice and Rashied look like some tourist couple who've stumbled into some sidewalk wax museum.

Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

(in case you can't read it, the album is named She's Strange)
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Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

Hmmmm....the only thing left about the Village Vanguard is that sign. Otherwise, it's a Duane Reade drug store today.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

I was gonna ask whether it finally closed down.

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

thanks to Dr Annabel for finally getting that Thomas Leer and Robert Rental LP cover onto an ILM album covers thread, which i'd been trying to do for ages ;)

zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 2 February 2004 13:49 (twenty years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000035E7.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 2 February 2004 13:58 (twenty years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002GYG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 2 February 2004 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~denisg/music/aqua/heroes.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 2 February 2004 14:05 (twenty years ago) link

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JoB (JoB), Monday, 2 February 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

Hahaha. Surpised no one thought of that one sooner.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 2 February 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

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Can't believe that no-one has etc.

Myonga Von Bontee, Monday, 2 February 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago) link

Right ...

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dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

Reminder from a terrible pedant: it is possible to be trite and unimaginative without being literal.

"Bleach" features no bleach, "Cartoon Heroes" features no cartoon heroes (at least none I recognize),

Also, the "Water Babies" cover is actually an ironic twist on the Victorian concept; "Danse Macabre" is similar, a hipster reinvention of the graphic tradition. "Moving Pictures" is not "yawnsomely literal" because it employs a pun. Ditto "Rocks"--ok, it might not be Shakespeare, but it is sure trying harder than "The Raven."

Looks like AC/DC are the champions here!

no opinion, Monday, 2 February 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

Flick of the switch may be the winner because it looks like some high school kid drew it in study hall.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

Bleach" features no bleach
Well, the photo is reversed, or, in a sense, bleached. Good enough for ya?

"Cartoon Heroes" features no cartoon heroes (at least none I recognize)
If you are saying that Aqua aren't cartoon heroes, you haven't watched music videos for the past eight years.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 2 February 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

Uh-oh, I'm forced to turn the pedantry up a notch!

"Bleach" features no bleach
Well, the photo is reversed, or, in a sense, bleached. Good enough for ya?

Note "in a sense"--i.e. not literal. Figurative. I would say that it doesn't even work very well, since the usual figurative sense of "bleach" is to whiten/make pale/washed out. But this image is simply a negative, with blacks as well as whites.

"Cartoon Heroes" features no cartoon heroes (at least none I recognize)
If you are saying that Aqua aren't cartoon heroes, you haven't watched music videos for the past eight years.

Evidently not enough of them, since I have no idea what you're talking about (and have never heard of Aqua till this thread). But I'm guessing they're actually a band. Either you're joking (i.e. it's not literal) or they are only cartoon heroes in a certain sense, or to a certain viewership, in which case "yawnsomely literal" is not going to cover it.

I also heartily object to the Betty Davis above--where is the literalness there...

no opinion, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 07:35 (twenty years ago) link

Evidently not enough of them, since I have no idea what you're talking about (and have never heard of Aqua till this thread).

Well, that explains a lot. How old are you? Are you telling me that you don't remember 'Barbie Girl'? Or 'Dr. Jones'??? Or The lawsuit against them from Mattel Inc.? The girl sings in a squeaky voice and the guy growls along. Cartoon Heroes if there ever were any.

Re. the 'Bleach' thing: The photo is clearly a tiresome and obvious pun on the title. That's yawningly literal enough for me.


Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 08:49 (twenty years ago) link

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Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 08:56 (twenty years ago) link

Well, let's just say I'm old enough to know when to stop arguing when someone prefers to define "literal" in a way that encompasses "figurative." (which is to say over 30--the Aqua business sounds interesting, just missed it somehow!)

no opinion, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 08:58 (twenty years ago) link

Aqua are in a league of their own. You should check them out, for the entertainment value alone.

Re. the literal thing - are you then saying that the Tom Waits cover doesn't apply either, because the people sitting in the diner are not actual hawks as in the bird?

Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:04 (twenty years ago) link

And the AC/DC cover should be dispersed with, too, as it is not the video, but the TV blowing up. Come On!

Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:07 (twenty years ago) link

And the Billy Joel one is out, too, as it is called 'Glass Houses', when there is only one glass house in sight.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:09 (twenty years ago) link

on the same note:
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no opinion, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:10 (twenty years ago) link

Since you insist,

You're right, at a certain point the figurative comes into play in all of language, nothing is purely literal. But I still see significant differences here.

Waits: "nighthawk" commonly means night owl, the album depicts people in a diner, presumably late at night. The idea is, teh title is "Nighthawks at the diner," let's show some nighthawks at a diner.

Joel: He wants to call the album Glass Houses, the suits say, great! Let's show you ready to throw a stone at, see, an actual glass house! Because that's the saying, you know! So we make the symbolism literal! Cool!

AC/DC: the phrase "Blow up your video" makes no sense at all, but the image is of a TV, with Angus Young on it, who could conceivably be in a vide being shown on that TV, and the TV is blowing up. It is a very lame attempt at a literal depiction of a silly idea.

In each case there is a phrase that is depicted visually in concrete terms.

Aqua: the thing is, they don't look like they're in a cartoon in that picture! I haven't seen the printed album, maybe it's different, but in the jpeg it looks like a photograph of the band. THey could have had them dressed as Superman, Power Rangers, whatever. So to see them as "cartoon heroes" I guess you're saying you need to rely on things you've seen in the past, subtexts, in which case we're clearly beyond the literal.

Nirvana: You're right, the image attempts to make a visual pun on the name. They don't say, "ok, bleach, let's show some bleach"--instead they think, how can we make a visual analog for "bleaching"? Let's use a negative image of the band performing live. YOu find this obvious--I don't since it inverts shades rather than erasing (bleaching) them--but literal it ain't.

no opinion, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 09:30 (twenty years ago) link

Who knew this thread would become such a parsing pedant's paradise?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 14:37 (twenty years ago) link

Perfectly peculiar, perhaps.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

possibly.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link


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