Grimes/Claire Boucher thread

lol

finally

Her kid finally called her "mama"?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FACgA2cVUAYixJw?format=jpg&name=medium

no look for other trending grimes posts

I know. Was a joke.

I've actually been enjoying the new Fox talent show Alter/Ego where Grimes is one of the judges along with Will.I.Am, Alanis Morrisette, and Nick Lachey. They're a super awkward panel with no chemistry between them and will probably end up getting the show cancelled, but the idea of average folks designing rock star holograms that mimic their moves while they sing backstage is a good one I think. The loser has to come out onstage and perform as themselves at the end and invariably, they're better performers as themselves than they were as holograms, but they had lacked the confidence to perform onstage or had been told that they didn't have the right look to be a singer or whatever, so you get their emotional back story and redemption through the show. I mean, it's shlock, but somehow compelling to watch. And now it's kind of funny that they picked Grimes as a judge for her "futurist" cred for an audience who likely only knows her as Elon's now ex-girlfriend. She's got a quiet mumbley voice, big metal claws on her fingers and weird mannerisms like hugging her knees up by her face when she talks. I'm guessing the producers are probably sweating this break-up pretty hard.

Honestly wasn't sure if that last post was legit or some kind of meta-parody, but nope, it's a real show.

she split with Elon? is nothing sacred?

“I think having a baby was a big kind of like rebirth for me, like artistically. Like, it just like, I don’t know,” she told Vogue while getting ready for the Met Gala.

https://pagesix.com/2021/09/24/elon-musk-and-grimes-break-up-after-three-years-together/

"Like, it just like, I don't know" is a fitting epitaph for their relationship.

goddamn it, they were perfect together. if grimes and elon can't make it work, what hope do we all have? at least we'll get to watch T1000 grow up and remember what we had these 3 years.

looking forward to an endless string of Grimes gholas that Elon must eventually murder once they turn on him

one of those breakups where you lose 99.9999% of your net worth

Who could see that coming?

Maybe now her artistic cred will come back

At least they gave us space travel

Good Morning, “Grimes dating Elon Musk” was a 3 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

— roach ^.^ (@a_roach06) September 24, 2021

[texting]

GRIMES: 🌞 ¡good morninggg! 👻 xDDDD

MUSK: hello my evropa, my sparkling summer solstice of sweet sherry. no-gods do i love alliteration

GRIMES: what R U doin todayyy 🧠👀

MUSK: methinks at precisely 22:35 on the dot i shall tonguepunch your delectable twatterino ;P

— erica ✌️😉💜 (@babyfacepop) May 22, 2018

R.I.P.

lmao Moodles

Honestly wasn't sure if that last post was legit or some kind of meta-parody, but nope, it's a real show.

― Position Position, Friday, September 24, 2021 9:24 AM

lol

i can only imagine what a grimes breakup album will sound like at this point.

Here's a promo clip for Alter Ego with Grimes:

#AlterEgo is turning dreams into reality. ✨ Check out this sneak peek with @Grimezsz and don’t miss the premiere tomorrow night. @AlterEgoOnFOX pic.twitter.com/EijdnQRFlQ

— Hulu (@hulu) September 21, 2021

it's hard to think of a semi-famous musician less suited to tv hosting than her

think about poor little CTL.ALT.DEL, barely a robolad, future is ruined

saw someone on reddit goofing on the couple by referring to their child as "syntax error" — sadlolfacepalm

We’ll always have X AE A-12.

Saw 5 mins of Alter Ego. I think Elon might have been the one to end the relationship after catching a preview of it.

thought this was the onion at first

Grimes seen reading Karl Marx following split with world's richest man Elon Musk https://t.co/fY5lC61rzo pic.twitter.com/gj9VxOIKAN

— Page Six (@PageSix) October 2, 2021

Even the picture looks exactly like the kind of photoshopped picture the onion world make

would make

the pic with the full length dune-inspired bodysuit is really something

i'm glad she's managing to have fun with paparazzi harassing her i guess

Arghh why is she so fucking lame. She used to be one of the coolest artists of her generation. Now she just makes me sad.

Yeah this looks like a photoshoot and she might be trolling but that doesn’t make it cool, tbh it makes it more lame.

idk about her ever being 'cool', she was only ever endearingly uncool (like look at those music videos lol they're so goofy) & then it became very unendearing very quickly when she made her heel turn

she likes dark souls which is good

Xpost: Not naturally cool no, but she wasn’t such a fucking tryhard. Posing for tabloids is as low as you can get.

i would argue she was very cool for a while around 2012

https://www.instagram.com/p/CUjhhm9rB0M/

"personally I’m more interested in a radical decentralized ubi that I think could potentially be achieved thru crypto and gaming but I haven’t ironed that idea out enough yet to explain it" lmao

her outfit is so insane lol.. serving tatooine

"personally I’m more interested in a radical decentralized ubi that I think could potentially be achieved thru crypto and gaming but I haven’t ironed that idea out enough yet to explain it" lmao

― ufo, Sunday, October 3, 2021 2:54 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

one of my communist friends is super into imagining the future of central planning and he says in the communist economies of the future the market will be replaced with some decentralized institution that is a mix between a social network and will also have these ai chatbots who interview you about which goods you'd like to have

Tyranny of the Clippy

Even the picture looks exactly like the kind of photoshopped picture the onion world make

paparazzi followed me 2 a shoot so I tried 2 think what I could do that would yield the most onion-ish possible headline and it worked haha pic.twitter.com/9w8pPwIFAq

— Grimes 🪐 (@Grimezsz) October 3, 2021

that's what she was going for!

Still doing NFT scams

Bella Poarch x Grimes are dynamic musicians with cultural relevance: one is a TikTok icon, the other is a NFT pioneer. In this drop, IRL friends help each other break into the next big space.

Brittany_Broski x Grimes
Brittany Broski broke norms with one of the internet’s most iconic videos, propelling her overnight to as "Kombucha girl." Grimes broke expectations with a $6 million NFT series. Driven by authenticity, this pairing’s proceeds will go to charity.

https://newsroom.tiktok.com/en-us/tiktok-launches-first-creator-led-nft-collection-powered-by-immutable-x

Love the authenticity inherent in being known as “kombucha girl”.

Lol that paparazzi story is such bullshit

is it important? it's just trolling, is the point.

she's a bit of a nudnik

Is it actually trolling if absolutely noone got baited?

lol

Dawg she was dressed like she handing out side quests

— Davy (@ItsAllGravyDavy) October 3, 2021

✖✖✖ (Moka) at 5:49 3 Oct 21
Is it actually trolling if absolutely noone got baited?

this man was Seen pic.twitter.com/uf0HvuV5Yw

— wint (@dril) October 4, 2021