yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

yo is it true the YSI crew got sonned by an admin after a ilm beef??????

― nancyboy (nancyboy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

"after a aol beef..." god, that still makes me giggle like an idiot.

― mike a, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

For those interested, here's the Myspace page of the guy who "sonned" Vordul:

http://blog.myspace.com/willhigh

― ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-831.vo.llnwd.net/00388/13/86/388716831_l.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

that's one big boy.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

He appears to be sonning the cosmetics aisle by the looks of things.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

and he's wifing that toy donkey

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm well I guess he pretty much takes care of the need for public shaming all by himself. Some people *are* their own punishment . . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

drew carey gone to seed

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

Friday, January 13, 2006

Male Porn Names and my non-existent porn career

There is, according to my extensive research (no homo) a serious dearth in male porn names that are merely singular. For women we have Cinnabunz, Seka, Serenity, Bamboo, Housto, etc.

But, it would seem that singularly named male porn actors are strangely underrepresented. A cursory search of the Wikipedia website only yielded 3 or 4 of them.

So, it is with great pleasure, that I announce to you all, the resuming of my imaginary porn career. Now, previously, in the sinful cinematography of my mind's eye, I have been known as Sparky Plugz, Mike Oxlarge, and Ripper Hiney. Now, after a long hiatus, I pledge to reinvent myself for the new year. My new "nom de porn" will hereby be "Cocknificent."

The regal and commanding name of "Cocknificent" will resonate with lonely housewives and randy homosexuals countrywide. My grand delusions dictate that, indeed, you shall all bathe in the radiant light that is my cocknificence, for I am the one, the only: COCKNIFICENT!

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― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe you were actually there, Drew!! Did you know anyone who witnessed the actual sonning?

― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

I did not see it. Though the story at the top of the thread said it was by the men's bathroom, what I heard at the time was that Sir Cocknificent went backstage and assaulted Vordul there. I wasn't near the stage, I was in the Cooler's bar talking to my friend Cra1g (the I-S0und / Wast3land guy) when said incident occurred. All I can say for sure is that it was a bummer.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

V0rdu1 got sonned by Sir Cocknificent after a aol beef!!

― Some Guy, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

"SIR" COCKNIFICENT IS NO PEER OF THE REALM BUT A SCURRILOUS KNAVE! FRAUD! IMPOSTURE! DIVERS ALARUMS!

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

did drew carey ever come from seed?

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

nah that didn't work did it

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

that guy's post about indian women is flat out embarrassing. what a fucking loser

― Marion Harriota, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353545/

This movie's title always reminds me of this thread.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda like vast aire now

― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

he, he

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

for some reason I always pictured Vast Aire as a really skinny dude

― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

(and Vordul, by extension, as a big guy)

― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

whatever reason that was was a bad reason though wasn't it

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

vast aire

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

So what exactly does "sonned" mean, anyway?

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

DANGER WILL ROBERTSON, INFINITE LOGIC INVERSION

― Physics of a Bisexual (noodle vague), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

I like the Cannibal Ox album much more than I used to. My brother, who is much more into undie than I am told me not to bother with the solo albums.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 4 January 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

4. sonned
29 up, 38 down

v. Past tense of 'son'.

1. What Can-I-Bus did to LL Cool J
2. What Nas did to Jay-Z
3. What 50 Cent did to Ja Rule
4. What Game turned right around and did to 50 Cent

Usually a b-boy reference to someone defeating another person in a battle using one of the 5 elements of hip-hop:

Rap battle, breakdance battle, graffiti/graff battle, DJ battle, or b-ball game. Can also be stretched to include fist fights "We sonned them niggaz the other day for trying to front, we rolled through with the bats and damn near bashed they head in".

See also: to son, son, schooled, owned, pwned, served, destroyed, defeated, smacked down, beat down, beat bad, b-boy, hip-hop, breakdancing, graff, graffiti, DJ, turntablism, battle, battle rap

1. Future tense: "I'm gonna son this kid really bad at the battle tonight."

2. Past tense: "Aha, that kid? Pssh. I totally sonned him the other day, and he still wants beef?"

3. Present tense: "We son kids all day long in my crew."

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:29 (eighteen years ago)

more definitions available at urban dictionary dotcom.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

b-ball battle!

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

NEVARRRR FORGET

― Jonathan Williams, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

yo Jon, I'm about to play 'Spiral' on my radio show, it's so exciting!!! :-D

― unfished business, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

X-D

― am0n, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

bump

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 04:42 (seventeen years ago)

How to celebrate the four year anniversary.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2008 04:58 (seventeen years ago)

Begin planning now.

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

Related question: Do ILXers every get tired of flogging the indie-rap straw man? I mean, it has to get old at some point, right?

-- djdee2005, Thursday, July 22, 2004 3:09 AM

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

djdee otm

― deej, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:14 (seventeen years ago)

you would

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.

*gets cracking*

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:20 (seventeen years ago)

this is the best thread

― ciderpress, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

also, I just read it, and I didn't see anything about any "sonning" going on at all!

― libcrypt, Sunday, 24 February 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

aol is not mentioned by name, so maybe some other internet chat room.

-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link
also, assailant's race not specified

-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link

This dude should post again

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 February 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I'm "6’9” and all muscle", for those who "need to know"

― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 22 March 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)

Dom he posts as djmartian now

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 22 March 2008 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

2nd track on new Vordul 1) features Vast Aire & 2) fades out with a Casion "Quena" pre-set sound which I kinda liked for sentimental reasons

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 05:05 (seventeen years ago)

they should have a skit where the mad rapper asks this thread title

― deej, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 06:17 (seventeen years ago)

taking up a collection to make that happen, who's with me

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

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