Kendrick Lamar will kill your favorite rapper for money

"Hands up, touchdown, while you pleasant people bounce to this
Rolling down the street drinking skim milk, sipping on apple juice"

It's a wierdly puritan country.

No wait

they should've allowed them to budget just one "motherfucker" in the performance

If Snoop and Dre had broken into "Deep Cover" I'd have lost my mind

There was a weird edit in Still DRE (at least the version I saw on youtube), so I assume someone let some profanity slip through and they had to cover.

i also wanted to hear some Doggystyle stuff so I could hear the versions of the songs I knew when I was 13 and forbidden from buying the actual music

Tanqueray and E.T., yeah i'm tore down now

am i the only one who finds his 19 Crimes wine collaboration a little gross

It's a wierdly puritan country.

No wait

― I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Monday, February 14, 2022 12:47 PM

irl lol

that tweet seems pretty obviously to be a joke

I'd say indisputably, though it's not clear anyone here didn't get it

i love how even the most famous weed smoker ever kinda leans down to hit it

Speak for yourself! I’m quite disappointed in Mr. Dogg xp

Is it me or Kendrick just stopped short of saying po po?

Also Dr Dre is aging beautifully.

i have never seen the forgot about dre video, it's... something

72 hours seems like an awful long time even if you're really into it so that line is a little confusing to me

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, TBF, each thrust probably takes like 25 minutes.

― Clarke B., Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:12 PM bookmarkflaglink

I know this diss battle is dumb and embarrassing for the most part, but this Kendrick track "Euphoria" is pretty savage even if you have no idea who he's talking about.

never liked the thread title, but it looks like he doesn't even need money

I cringed at first, but the Pitchfork power rankings for this beef is actually pretty funny and worth a read, probably more entertaining than 95% of the songs involved.

It has some good lines but it's too long, does Drake even deserve six minutes of his time?

god is it funny

Headshot for the year, you better walk around like Daft Punk

poor Hailey Joel Osment

Trying to decide if the Joel Osteen thing is a joke or he just didn't bother to google the name.

makes it funnier, honestly. like he was so mad he didn't even bother double-checking

god is it funny

― budo jeru, Tuesday, 30 April 2024 20:38 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

god it is hilarious, kenny's on one

tales from topographic compton

Kendrick Lamar allegedly has a 19 minute version of his Drake diss track 'Euphoria' 👀 pic.twitter.com/fUJ4opCcSi

— NFR Podcast (@nfr_podcast) April 30, 2024

the hates of delirium

thick as a ‘drick

and a Jackson all in my house

is this ... an Art Ensemble of Chicago reference?

The other minutes is just Kendrick rating all of Drake’s songs

It works as a trailer for future (and hopefully better) diss tracks

the hates of delirium

I loled

another track dropped, this one with an Al Green sample

These are both wonderful, reminding me of why I fell in love with Kendrick to begin with (“Rigamortis” and the Cypher appearance)

omg my favourite Al Green song thank you based Kendrick

Now THIS is strong

first half of this is the most enjoyable music he's made in quite a while

I'm excited by the idea that Kendrick has people in Drake's inner circle. I've heard a lot of dirt on Drake for a long time so if it's all true it could be devastating

"YOU USED A LINT ROLLER ON LIVE TV"
"YOU LOVE MY SUSHI ROLL, HOTTER THAN WASABI"
"YOU GOT SHOT"

Ha and Jack Antonoff confirmed he’s a co-producer on it

Wish this is one was 6 minutes long instead of “euphoria”, its so good

I just like stuff like "you must be a terrible person."

Yeah when he gets blunt it's so funny. Like when he quotes that DMX interview in Euphoria (the "I hate" bars)

Joycean footnotes for this one on Genius, just for the opening line alone.

something about antonoff co-producing this latest one is really funny

people are thinking that's because the diss record Drake did was called Taylor Made

lmao

ok I just read the Genius page for this it's absolutely bonkers l love it