Martha, My Dear: ILM's All-Time Video-Poll Results Thread

Get this: my parents didn't get cable until 2000. Growing up, I depended on Friday Night Videos and my friends.

Get this: I've never had cable.

At least a half-dozen of those got votes.

I like the screenshots better--whatever polls I've done, the fun I have creating the images are really the main reason. You can click on the link easily enough if you want to watch the video.

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-37.jpg

37. “Human Behaviour,” Björk (1993)
58 points/7 votes
Director: Michel Gondry

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0mRIhK9seg

how many times do y'all think gondry will place on this poll

123

The answer to that question...amazed me.

I might have had some dim awareness before starting this that Björk was considered an important video artist. But because her music has never meant anything to me, the videos haven't either. Think I may have seen this one once--I vaguely remember the giant insects--the other two that placed, never.

i think i was avoiding putting gondry on my ballot bc i knew he'd be overrepresented here and then i belatedly realized he did the chemical brothers video i voted for ("star guitar")

"star guitar" is the greatest visual representation of how it feels like the landscape syncs up with the music in your headphones when you're staring out the window of a train

Never seen that Sparks video - otherwise not surprised by the first few results.

You mind bolding the text in the results entries, clemenza? Helps for those of us with images turned off, thanks

I can do that, yes--you mean the text right under the image, right?

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-35b.jpg

35. “Just,” Radiohead (1995)
59 points/5 votes
Director: Jamie Thraves

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-35a.jpg

35. “Money for Nothing,” Dire Straits (1985)
59 points/5 votes
Director: Steve Barron

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0

I prefer the G-rated laser-version "Relax" video just for the close-up of Paul Rutherford going "Ooh Yeah! Ooh Yeah!"

eww

First tie.

I was really surprised the Dire Straits video showed up. Again, no criticism of anyone who voted for it...I thought, if nothing else, the one line would have kept it out. I had an antipathy to it long before that became a story. I can't get past the song itself, and there was always something kind of, I don't know, self-serving about the concept for both the artist and MTV.

the computer graphics were the attraction to me as a kid, moreso than the song. didn't vote for it though. my version of voting for "money for nothing" was voting for "right now"

the one line would have kept it out

Yeah, how did they get away with "blister on your thumb"?!?

i mean, the video came out two years before i was born but it still looked kinda cool whenever i ended up seeing it (prob around '98, pop-up video?) xp

Unfortunately I can't remember how 'groundbreaking' the money for nothing video seemed to 12 year old me, but I threw it a vote, guess I forgot about the one line.

Believe me, I'm someone who more often than not pushes back against the idea that "you can't like this because of one line." Here, I don't have to even grapple with that because I dislike the song and video above and beyond the line.

video looks a billion times better than the metaverse

I posted a few months ago about playing the "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" video for a grade 6 class (Boy George's birthday) and suddenly having to shut it off because of blackface--I had zero recollection of that, and don't ever remember it being a story.

Y'all could've just voted for this instead and not had to deal with any such conflict

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WPzFnZkZmI

"star guitar" is the greatest visual representation of how it feels like the landscape syncs up with the music in your headphones when you're staring out the window of a train

This. I'd been thinking about how great it would be to do a music video like this for years leading up to it, and when "Star Guitar" came out I thought it had basically been made for me. Easy vote.

why not link the videos?

I like the screenshots better--whatever polls I've done, the fun I have creating the images are really the main reason. You can click on the link easily enough if you want to watch the video.

..........but you are not linking the videos!!!! that is what I asked

so, wait, did y'all vote for videos despite your feelings for the song?

I didn't.

Cool video + shit song = no vote

34. “Enjoy the Silence,” Depeche Mode (1990)
61 points/6 votes
Director: Anton Corbijn

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY

oops

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-34.jpg

34. “Enjoy the Silence,” Depeche Mode (1990)
61 points/6 votes
Director: Anton Corbijn

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY

I already liked most of the songs whose videos I voted for, and then a couple were songs I discovered/came to like through the videos.

How much weight did people give to the song in their ballot. I liked every track I voted for, if not crazy for all of them. Did anyone vote for a video where they didn't rate the song at all?

Xpost

Same as Alfred for me.

sic, you're just going to have to live with the way I'm doing this. I know it requires a great deal of creative detective work to locate these videos on the internet.

I was going to say that the Depeche Mode video was obviously a tribute to the video for Joy Division's "Atmosphere," then found out Corbijn did both.

video looks a billion times better than the metaverse

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, March 17, 2022 8:52 AM

otm

Agree with clemenza — not a very good song. Video was pretty striking in 85/86 though. I hadn't seen NES or Atari or anything like that yet, so it was very much a "WOW THEY CAN DO THAT???" kind of reaction. I wouldn't have voted for it, but I can definitely see how someone could justify a vote in this poll.

I didn't vote for anything with a song I outright dislike but there were at least a couple I would never choose to put on either.

I'm a little older, so I think the novelty aspect that would have wowed someone younger in 1985 didn't have the same affect on me; I remember thinking it was "interesting." But I get that.

so, wait, did y'all vote for videos despite your feelings for the song?

it depends! again, i do not love "right now" as a song, but the video is fucking insane

nice to see a corbijn video appear, this is probably the most obvious thing to say bc he's a photographer but his videos really do feel like gorgeous moving photographs

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-33.jpg

33. “Come to Daddy,” Aphex Twin (1997)
63 points/7 votes
Director: Chris Cunningham

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ827lkktYs

I wanted to vote for it but had to google "electronic music video with train" to remember the artist and title for "Star Guitar."

I don’t care for videos that are scary or unpleasantly weird (and I was a huge Aphex Twin fan)

As I posted earlier, beauty--my version of it, anyway--was the biggest factor in 40 or 45 of my 50 picks: beauty, plus my feelings about the song. I did, at least once, vote for a video because I found the images creepy and disturbing. Didn't vote for this one, but I can see where someone would feel the same about it.

Cool video + shit song = no vote

Same, for the most part, but I do confess to cueing up different songs to one of the videos in my top 10.

I admire the Corbijn aesthetic in theory but not enough to vote for any one example.

sic, you're just going to have to live with the way I'm doing this

I'm living with it, I was just curious as to why you're doing it this way, so I asked why

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-32.jpg

32. “Groove Is in the Heart,” Deee-Lite (1990)
64 points/7 votes
Director: Hiroyuki Nakano

www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg

Didn't vote for it, but this is the first one where I can say I loved it when it was on the air.

nice to see a corbijn video appear, this is probably the most obvious thing to say bc he's a photographer but his videos really do feel like gorgeous moving photographs

Many XPs: As I said on the noms thread, hyperlinks are the way to go for posting vids if embeds are verboten. It's a little more work for the pollrunner, but it's ultimately worth it, imho.

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-31.jpg

31. “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” Nirvana (1991)
65 points/7 votes
Director: Samuel Bayer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg