Martha, My Dear: ILM's All-Time Video-Poll Results Thread

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Smells Like Teen Spirit: Important, sure, but not even the best music video set in high school--though I'm probably not thinking of any of the one's you might be thinking of.

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:48 (two years ago) link

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qddG0iUSax4

beepy fridges (sic), Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link

Adding http:// and enclosing the whole thing with url tags gives you an embed. I'll try one more hyperlink for the next one, and if it doesn't work, I'm just going to forget about it.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:51 (two years ago) link

30. “The Box,” Orbital (1996)

beepy fridges (sic), Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:51 (two years ago) link

very helpful

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:53 (two years ago) link

looks like you got it working clem! very excited for no. 29

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:54 (two years ago) link

I've never seen The Box before! I knew about it at the time but didn't have access to satellite tv, then forgot about it for twenty years I guess. Pretty good, poor Tilda.

ledge, Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:55 (two years ago) link

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-29.jpg

29. “Wicked Game,” Chris Isaak (1989)
67 points/7 votes
Director: Herb Ritts

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-qI62gNJM

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:55 (two years ago) link

Went looking online for the original Wicked Game video with the clips from Wild At Heart a few months ago and couldn't find it.

Chris L, Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:56 (two years ago) link

it was hard to pick one herb ritts video but i went with this one because of the clouds. he was unmatched in making gorgeous people look supernaturally gorgeous

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:56 (two years ago) link

It didn't work--got the embed. I'm just going to ask everyone to let that go...If I get ambitious tonight, I'll try to do all that in advance, but no guarantee.

Liked this at the time, both the song and video, but didn't vote for it. Linked in my mind with Bruce Weber's documentary on Chet Baker.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:57 (two years ago) link

i do not care about links so this is fine

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:57 (two years ago) link

I read about the Wild at Heart version, directed by Lynch--I've never seen it, I don't think.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:58 (two years ago) link

Anyone can find these videos without a link, it's fine.

Chris L, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-28.jpg

28. “Unfinished Sympathy,” Massive Attack (1991)
68 points/8 votes
Director: Baillie Walsh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmrfgj0MZI

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:06 (two years ago) link

New to me, but I like this one. I almost voted for Morrissey's "Tomorrow," another person-walking-around video, and I think the Verve's "Bittersweet Symphony" was the same thing--must be dozens of them.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:07 (two years ago) link

Voted for a different MA video but this is a good one.

Chris L, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:09 (two years ago) link

A good video, but maybe one that suffered, for me, from a kind of inverse of the whole bad song/great video problem. Which is to say, I love the song so much that I'm not sure I would like the video so much if a less interesting song were being played overtop of it.

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:11 (two years ago) link

Might've learned I was gay after reveling in the 'Wicked Game' video.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:11 (two years ago) link

Voted for "The Box."

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:12 (two years ago) link

xxp

(some mangled grammar--and logic(?)--in there, but hopefully youl get what I mean)

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:12 (two years ago) link

Might've confirmed I was straight after reveling in Helena Christensen in the "Wicked Game" video--something for everyone.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:13 (two years ago) link

TMI

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:16 (two years ago) link

It made me wanna buy a fragrance

Josefa, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:16 (two years ago) link

Another tie at #26...I'll post these two, then continue tomorrow (again, around mid-day). Should I finish on Saturday or Monday?

Viborg hasn't posted, but thanks again to him for splitting all the preliminary work.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:16 (two years ago) link

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-26b.jpg

26. “Transmission,” Joy Division (1979)
68 points/5 votes
Live performance, “Something Else” (BBC)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBt3mJtgJc

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:18 (two years ago) link

https://phildellio.tripod.com/video-26a.jpg

26. “Oblivion,” Grimes (2012)
68 points/5 votes
Director: Emily Kai Bock

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tain2qdt3K4

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:18 (two years ago) link

They're the greatest dancers.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:19 (two years ago) link

happy birthday, Grimes!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:19 (two years ago) link

Actually did try to find a directorial credit for the Joy Division, but no luck--somebody directed the TV show. (The song is '78, but the show aired in '79.)

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:20 (two years ago) link

I <3 that Grimes video... pretty sure it's the most "recent" vid I voted for

Please don’t take / My time change away (morrisp), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:23 (two years ago) link

What are these results? Did music videos peak in 1981?

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:36 (two years ago) link

if you mean '91 (which seems like the rough median here) – then yeah, probably

Please don’t take / My time change away (morrisp), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:40 (two years ago) link

I haven't dated everything yet, but I have a feeling Grimes is the newest video in the Top 40. As I posted in the intro, this did surprise me.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:42 (two years ago) link

I've barely seen any music videos made after 1996 or so.

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:42 (two years ago) link

Lots of '90s stuff, so I'd even push that forward.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:42 (two years ago) link

music videos as a format peaked with almost every rap video from '95-'99

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:44 (two years ago) link

I rarely watch new videos, even for artists I love. I just listen to the track.

Please don’t take / My time change away (morrisp), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

whoever made the first video of bundled-up guys in NYC rapping in an empty lot deserves to win

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:53 (two years ago) link

That Grimes video must've had a budget of like $18. Was one of my top votes though.

enochroot, Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:06 (two years ago) link

How is that Joy Division clip a video tho? I feel like those votes were just people affirming that yes, they were a great live band.

enochroot, Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:13 (two years ago) link

got sick and failed to vote but enjoying the roll out! thanks clemenza!

Indexed, Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:19 (two years ago) link

Whoa, didn't even realize 'The Box' had an accompanying video. Love that track so hard.

Hasn't that Joy Division clip kind of been co-opted by the band as _the video_ for the song?

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:22 (two years ago) link

How is that Joy Division clip a video tho? I feel like those votes were just people affirming that yes, they were a great live band.

― enochroot, Thursday, March 17, 2022 11:13 AM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i feel like the image i associate with joy division, even more than their actual videos (cf. the "atmosphere" clip), is that performance

the band's youtube channel also insists it is the "official music video" which is hilarious

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:22 (two years ago) link

I'm gonna guess I'm the only one who voted for non-SLTS Nirvana.

billstevejim, Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:49 (two years ago) link

That's the only straight-performance video that placed--a few others got stray votes. I brought up this point when first proposing the poll, and there was a definite tilt towards a separate poll for such things.

I can understand bending a bit here because a) as Brad says, it's identified as "the official video," and b) the circumstances of Joy Division's brief existence, and the scarcity of actual videos. There's "Atmosphere," there's something closer to a real video for "Love Will Tear Us Apart," there's a homemade one I nominated for "Disorder," and I don't know what else there is.

Plus Ian Curtis dancing.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:50 (two years ago) link

(xpost) Close, but no.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link

I mean "Enjoy The Silence" is great but "Heart Shaped Box" is Anton Corbijn's best.

billstevejim, Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:53 (two years ago) link

I came close to voting for Heart-Shaped Box (which did get a vote)--one of the videos I find unforgettably unsettling (and it passes the I-love-the-song test). Don't want to turn this into another Christgau-is-awful detour, but I remember him remarking that it was terrible in Pazz & Jop that year; I can see where someone might find some of the more grotesque imagery campy, but I loved it then and still do--often just for the band, like the part where Cobain's in the foreground and the other two are behind him, with Novoselic's arm around Grohl. That's a great image.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link


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