Martha, My Dear: ILM's All-Time Video-Poll Results Thread

lol lol creme

"Too Funky" > "Freedom '90"

The band that recorded "Seen Your Video" should not be in this results list. Just sayin.

I can only imagine the WTF?-factor "Rockit" had upon viewers stumbling upon it back in the day.

I was 7 when Ashes to Ashes came out, maybe just young enough to not be too weirded out, just old enough to realise that it was something out of the ordinary - either way it's stuck with me.

I first heard of The Replacements in the issue of Rolling Stone that placed "Bastards of Young" as the 19th best video: http://www.rockonthenet.com/archive/1993/rsvideo.htm

So I imagined what it looked/sounded like based on the description. I think I assumed they were more hardcore sounding. I finally saw a 5 second clip of it a couple years later on a 120 Minutes anniversary special when Green Day brought it up.

Re: "Money for Nothing" I didn't vote for it but I think there's something special about the combination of animation style and concept that transcends its popularity in that particular moment. Considering the bad language I'm kind of mindblown recalling (I'm almost certain) that it aired several times on Nick Rocks (the music vid show on Nickelodeon).

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21. “Vogue,” Madonna (1990)
87 points/7 votes
Director: David Fincher

Had no idea Fincher directed "Freedom '90" and "Vogue"!

way. too. low.

Love this one. Don't know why I didn't vote for Madonna...Maybe all the ones I like cancelled each other out. She wins counting-stats for me when it comes to videos: I'm sure I like more of hers than anyone else.

That one montage in Mank that looks like "Vogue" is by far the best scene of that movie.

I dunno, "Rockit" seems more integrated with the content of the song than some of the other gimmick videos I'm imagining coming up. It's freaky, funky, and robotic-cyborgian like the tune.

It fits the song, for sure--I guess I consider the song gimmicky too. As I have said many times, I am the least funkiest person on the planet.

OMG, I don't think I've seen the "Rock It" clip since I was 7 or something. I *had* completely forgotten what it entailed. Fabulous, faintly unsettling 'uncanny valley' vibes.

That one montage in Mank that looks like "Vogue" is by far the best scene of that movie.

― billstevejim, Friday, March 18, 2022 10:20 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm now imagining the chorus of the song but the word "vogue" is replaced with "mank"

come on, mank
let your body move to the music

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20. “All Is Full of Love,” Björk (1999)
88 points/7 votes/one #1 vote
Director: Chris Cunningham

Vimeo link for fellow Canadians.

My #1, which was always going to go to Björk.

OK boomers...

I don't think actual baby boomers care about videos. I remember a 1987 letter to the editor in Rolling Stone begging Crosby Stills Nash and Young not to make a video for their reunion album, like it was the ultimate sellout. "We could see you just fine from the fiftieth row".

probs my favourite björk vid

stunning

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19. “Don't Come Around Here No More,” Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (1985)
88 points/11 votes
Director: Jeff Stein

Never understood the big deal about this one.

It's a very effective and creepy production of Alice!

Petty, like Cobain, was such a great music video presence because he was so subtly funny at undercutting the whole form.

Or, his attitude was "you and I both know I'm a weird-looking dude who probably shouldn't be doing this, but let's have some fun with it."

“Ashes To Ashes” yeah I remember seeing this when I was maybe 4 or so? one of the first music videos i remember
really impactful. i loved the weird colors & the “clown man”… but it was also a bit scary too

Sorry for the delay--another tie.

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17. “West End Girls,” Pet Shop Boys (1985)
90 points/9 votes
Director: Andy Morahan & Eric Watson

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17. “Protection,” Massive Attack (1994)
90 points/9 votes
Director: Michel Gondry

The best scene: harlequine Major Tom impassively enduring his mom's babbling on their beach walk.

...and he lets you know it's going to go on forever - the addiction, the shame, the chords and the piano notes circling endlessly...

west end girls seems distinctly average.

the Massive Attack video that sticks in my memory is “Be Thankful for What You Got” but mostly bc naked lady lol

they had a lot of great videos though! we were hashtag blessed by good content from them!

I like ‘West End Girls’ more now than I did at the time, partly for nostalgia for that aspect of London which has by and large been cleaned away and capturing the thrill, glamour and danger of the city to a provincial lad.

Also Chris Lowe’s little dance always makes me smile

West End Girls was at least distinct enough that they could parody it on Flight of the Conchords 20-some years later.

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16. “Bachelorette,” Björk (1994)
96 points/7 votes
Director: Michel Gondry

My #4 - not Gondry's most visually compelling but fun practical effects and a clever and trippy story.

huh i thought this was a lock for top ten. seems all the big video artists got vote-split into the teens tho

I haven't seen Bachelorette since the 90s but it was the Bjork I voted for.

Not to digress but seeing Godley & Creme's name up there made me think a "worst music videos" poll would be entertaining (their "Cry" would be on my list).

I think I gave Bjork three votes and Gondry four or five? Not “Bachelorette” tho.

... "cry" a "worst music video"???? excuse me? xp

i nearly voted for yes' "leave it"

I found “Cry”… unsettling as a kid

I voted for Cry even though it wasn't in the nominations!

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165 “Cloudbusting,” Kate Bush (1985)
97 points/10 votes
Director: Julian Doyle

I thought that the Cloudbusting video was loosely based on Wilhelm Reich, today I learned it (and the lyrics) are all true - the yo-yo, the cloudbuster, the government officials and the arrest.

American MTV didn't even give the Kate Bush videos with movie stars in them much play.

looking at my ballot just hoping "smalltown boy" places

so many little joys in the protection vid