Martha, My Dear: ILM's All-Time Video-Poll Results Thread

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I first heard of The Replacements in the issue of Rolling Stone that placed "Bastards of Young" as the 19th best video: http://www.rockonthenet.com/archive/1993/rsvideo.htm

So I imagined what it looked/sounded like based on the description. I think I assumed they were more hardcore sounding. I finally saw a 5 second clip of it a couple years later on a 120 Minutes anniversary special when Green Day brought it up.

Re: "Money for Nothing" I didn't vote for it but I think there's something special about the combination of animation style and concept that transcends its popularity in that particular moment. Considering the bad language I'm kind of mindblown recalling (I'm almost certain) that it aired several times on Nick Rocks (the music vid show on Nickelodeon).

billstevejim, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:18 (two years ago) link

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21. “Vogue,” Madonna (1990)
87 points/7 votes
Director: David Fincher

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:18 (two years ago) link

Had no idea Fincher directed "Freedom '90" and "Vogue"!

Vinnie, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:19 (two years ago) link

way. too. low.

roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Friday, 18 March 2022 15:19 (two years ago) link

Love this one. Don't know why I didn't vote for Madonna...Maybe all the ones I like cancelled each other out. She wins counting-stats for me when it comes to videos: I'm sure I like more of hers than anyone else.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:19 (two years ago) link

That one montage in Mank that looks like "Vogue" is by far the best scene of that movie.

billstevejim, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:20 (two years ago) link

I dunno, "Rockit" seems more integrated with the content of the song than some of the other gimmick videos I'm imagining coming up. It's freaky, funky, and robotic-cyborgian like the tune.

Josefa, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:21 (two years ago) link

It fits the song, for sure--I guess I consider the song gimmicky too. As I have said many times, I am the least funkiest person on the planet.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:23 (two years ago) link

OMG, I don't think I've seen the "Rock It" clip since I was 7 or something. I *had* completely forgotten what it entailed. Fabulous, faintly unsettling 'uncanny valley' vibes.

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:24 (two years ago) link

That one montage in Mank that looks like "Vogue" is by far the best scene of that movie.

― billstevejim, Friday, March 18, 2022 10:20 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm now imagining the chorus of the song but the word "vogue" is replaced with "mank"

roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Friday, 18 March 2022 15:24 (two years ago) link

come on, mank
let your body move to the music

roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Friday, 18 March 2022 15:26 (two years ago) link

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20. “All Is Full of Love,” Björk (1999)
88 points/7 votes/one #1 vote
Director: Chris Cunningham

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:33 (two years ago) link

Vimeo link for fellow Canadians.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:33 (two years ago) link

My #1, which was always going to go to Björk.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Friday, 18 March 2022 15:35 (two years ago) link

OK boomers...

I don't think actual baby boomers care about videos. I remember a 1987 letter to the editor in Rolling Stone begging Crosby Stills Nash and Young not to make a video for their reunion album, like it was the ultimate sellout. "We could see you just fine from the fiftieth row".

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link

probs my favourite björk vid

stunning

nxd, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:39 (two years ago) link

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19. “Don't Come Around Here No More,” Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (1985)
88 points/11 votes
Director: Jeff Stein

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:44 (two years ago) link

Never understood the big deal about this one.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:51 (two years ago) link

It's a very effective and creepy production of Alice!

ledge, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:53 (two years ago) link

Petty, like Cobain, was such a great music video presence because he was so subtly funny at undercutting the whole form.

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:54 (two years ago) link

Or, his attitude was "you and I both know I'm a weird-looking dude who probably shouldn't be doing this, but let's have some fun with it."

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 15:56 (two years ago) link

“Ashes To Ashes” yeah I remember seeing this when I was maybe 4 or so? one of the first music videos i remember
really impactful. i loved the weird colors & the “clown man”… but it was also a bit scary too

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 March 2022 15:56 (two years ago) link

Sorry for the delay--another tie.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:03 (two years ago) link

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17. “West End Girls,” Pet Shop Boys (1985)
90 points/9 votes
Director: Andy Morahan & Eric Watson

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:04 (two years ago) link

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17. “Protection,” Massive Attack (1994)
90 points/9 votes
Director: Michel Gondry

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:04 (two years ago) link

The best scene: harlequine Major Tom impassively enduring his mom's babbling on their beach walk.

...and he lets you know it's going to go on forever - the addiction, the shame, the chords and the piano notes circling endlessly...

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:04 (two years ago) link

west end girls seems distinctly average.

ledge, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:08 (two years ago) link

the Massive Attack video that sticks in my memory is “Be Thankful for What You Got” but mostly bc naked lady lol

they had a lot of great videos though! we were hashtag blessed by good content from them!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 March 2022 16:11 (two years ago) link

I like ‘West End Girls’ more now than I did at the time, partly for nostalgia for that aspect of London which has by and large been cleaned away and capturing the thrill, glamour and danger of the city to a provincial lad.

Also Chris Lowe’s little dance always makes me smile

Dan Worsley, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:12 (two years ago) link

West End Girls was at least distinct enough that they could parody it on Flight of the Conchords 20-some years later.

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:12 (two years ago) link

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16. “Bachelorette,” Björk (1994)
96 points/7 votes
Director: Michel Gondry

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:16 (two years ago) link

My #4 - not Gondry's most visually compelling but fun practical effects and a clever and trippy story.

ledge, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:19 (two years ago) link

huh i thought this was a lock for top ten. seems all the big video artists got vote-split into the teens tho

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 18 March 2022 16:19 (two years ago) link

I haven't seen Bachelorette since the 90s but it was the Bjork I voted for.

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:21 (two years ago) link

Not to digress but seeing Godley & Creme's name up there made me think a "worst music videos" poll would be entertaining (their "Cry" would be on my list).

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:26 (two years ago) link

I think I gave Bjork three votes and Gondry four or five? Not “Bachelorette” tho.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Friday, 18 March 2022 16:27 (two years ago) link

... "cry" a "worst music video"???? excuse me? xp

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 18 March 2022 16:27 (two years ago) link

i nearly voted for yes' "leave it"

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 18 March 2022 16:27 (two years ago) link

I found “Cry”… unsettling as a kid

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link

I voted for Cry even though it wasn't in the nominations!

ledge, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link

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165 “Cloudbusting,” Kate Bush (1985)
97 points/10 votes
Director: Julian Doyle

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:31 (two years ago) link

I thought that the Cloudbusting video was loosely based on Wilhelm Reich, today I learned it (and the lyrics) are all true - the yo-yo, the cloudbuster, the government officials and the arrest.

ledge, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:37 (two years ago) link

American MTV didn't even give the Kate Bush videos with movie stars in them much play.

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:39 (two years ago) link

looking at my ballot just hoping "smalltown boy" places

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 18 March 2022 16:39 (two years ago) link

so many little joys in the protection vid

nxd, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link

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14. “Around the World,” Daft Punk (1997)
100 points/9 votes
Director: Michel Gondry

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link

Sorry, I've had something here to attend to, but I'm finished. I'll probably just carry on and finish today.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:47 (two years ago) link

Ppl not actually poptimists when it comes to videos I see.

move over GAPDY, now there's BIG THIEF! (PBKR), Friday, 18 March 2022 16:50 (two years ago) link

more like auteurists

Josefa, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:51 (two years ago) link

15th for "Cloudbusting," not 165--attention divided.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 16:51 (two years ago) link


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