Martha, My Dear: ILM's All-Time Video-Poll Results Thread

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Another big omission: Fight the Power

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link

Only one of my 50 placed. But that's normal--it continues to mystify me when people complain about results for such a random process. If 45 different ILM people had voted, the results would have been different.

1. DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince - Summertime (30)
2. Shop Assistants - Safety Net (25)
3. Julie Ruin - Lookout (22)
4. Todd Terje - Inspector Norse (20)
5. Rihanna - Cheers (Drink to That) (18)
6. Wilco - I Am Trying to Break Your Heart (13)
7. Bananarama - Cruel Summer (13)
8. Guided by Voices - Motor Away (13)
9. Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time (13)
10. Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone (13)

Beatles - Paperback Writer (11)
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Sweet Hitch-Hiker (11)
Feist - 1234 (11)
Green Day - Walking Contradiction (11)
Hole - Miss World (11)
Psychic TV - Only Love Can Break Your Heart (11)
R.E.M. - Man on the Moon (11)
Shins - The Past and the Pending (11)
Sinead O'Connor - The Emperor's New Clothes (11)
Sonic Youth - Teen Age Riot (11)

Arrested Development - People Everyday (9)
Beat Happening - Indian Summer (9)
Dionne Warwick - Walk On By (9)
Fiona Apple - Paper Bag (9)
Kate Bush - Cloudbusting (9)
Outkast - Hey Ya! (Charlie Brown version) (9)
Tracey Ullman - They Don't Know (9)
XTC - Life Begins at the Hop (9)
Yo La Tengo - I'll Be Around (9)
Zebra Katz & Reddd Foxxx - Ima Read (9)

Courtney Barnett - Avant Gardener (7)
Cream - I Feel Free (7)
Devo - The Day My Baby Gave Me a Surprize (7)
Go-Betweens - Streets of Your Town (7)
Imperial Teen - You're One (7)
Lady Gaga & Beyoncé - Telephone (7)
Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) (7)
Rolling Stones - Rocks Off (7)
Undertones - It's Going to Happen! (7)
Wussy - Halloween (7)

Blur - Out of Time (5)
Deerhunter - He Would Have Laughed (5)
Joy Division - Disorder (5)
Karen Dalton - Something on Your Mind (5)
Liz Phair - Divorce Song (5)
Marshall Crenshaw - Whenever You're on My Mind (5)
Melanie - Lay Down (Candles in the Rain) (5)
Modern Lovers - Roadrunner (5)
Nico - I'm Not Sayin' (5)
Vaselines - Molly's Lips (5)

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link

Don Henley has a solo career thanks to that video. And apparently he was hungover as hell shooting his sections.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 March 2022 19:45 (two years ago) link

one of the positive things i can say about the list is that nothing by jonas akerlund placed

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 18 March 2022 19:45 (two years ago) link

xp Also thanks to Tom Petty inexplicably passing on Mike Campbell's demo.

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 19:47 (two years ago) link

My unranked ballot

Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More
David Bowie - Lazarus
Geto Boys - Mind Playin' Tricks on Me
Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence
Bjork - Bachelorette
Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues
Yo La Tengo - I'll Be Around
Public Enemy - Fight the Power
Cibo Matto - Sugar Water
Massive Attack - Protection
Daft Punk - Da Funk
De La Soul - Ring Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey)
Deee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart
Fever Ray - Keep the Streets Empty for Me
George Michael - Freedom '90
Replacements - Bastards of Young
Janet Jackson - Rhythm Nation
Missy Elliott - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
nine inch nails - march of the pigs
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Prince - Automatic
R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares to You
Radiohead - Daydreaming
Sonic Youth - Bull in the Heather
Stardust - Music Sounds Better with You
Suicide Commandos - Burn It Down
Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
Erykah Badu - Honey
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime
Madonna - Express Yourself
Susanne Sundfør - Accelerate
Oneohtrix Point Never - Lost But Never Alone
New Order - The Perfect Kiss
Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
Fiona Apple - Criminal
Breeders - Cannonball
Bat for Lashes - What's a Girl to Do?
A Tribe Called Quest - Electric Relaxation
Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls
Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
INXS - Never Tear Us Apart
Minutemen - This Ain't No Picnic
Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar
Weezer - Buddy Holly
Herbie Hancock - Rockit

Chris L, Friday, 18 March 2022 19:48 (two years ago) link

Don't know why I said one out of my 50 placed--it's actually zero. There must have been one of them (maybe "Inspector Norse") that was in the Top 40 at one point.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link

"Cloudbusting" placed.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 18 March 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link

I just knew something bleh was gonna happen

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 March 2022 19:53 (two years ago) link

That was it, thanks...Was busy when I posted "Cloudbusting": love that (and the easy highlight for me of pop music in The Handmaid's Tale).

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 19:53 (two years ago) link

bronski beat's "smalltown boy" is the most exquisitely shot video of the '80s and the story makes my heart ache, it is a big vacancy in everyone's list including whiney's

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 18 March 2022 19:54 (two years ago) link

my list may be gayer than the consensus tho

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 18 March 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link

It came reasonably close, and I considered voting for it at one point myself.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 19:56 (two years ago) link

The Stones' "Waiting on a Friend" is one I voted for, and wish had showed up; also, Chavez's "Break Up Your Band." Both pretty basic, in terms of tech specs (they're no "Sledgehammer"!)... but so great.

Please don’t take / My time change away (morrisp), Friday, 18 March 2022 19:57 (two years ago) link

my list may be gayer than the consensus tho

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson),

1. Madonna – Open Your Heart

2. David Bowie – Boys Keep Swinging

3. Peter Gabriel – Shock the Monkey

4. A-ha – Take On Me

5. Orbital – The Box

6. Missy Elliott – The Ran

7. Bjork – Cocoon

8. Eurythmics – I Need a Man

9. The Beastie Boys – Sabotage

10. George Michael – Freedom '90

11. Blur - Coffee and TV

12. Michael Jackson – Billie Jean

13. Kendrick Lamar – Alright

14. R.E.M. - Losing My Religion

15. Chris Isaak – Wicked Game

16. New Order - The Perfect Kiss

17. Young Thug – Wyclef Jean

18. Bronski Beat – Smalltown Boy

19. Outkast – B.O.B.

20. Depeche Mode – Enjoy the Silence

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 March 2022 20:00 (two years ago) link

hi Brad

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 March 2022 20:00 (two years ago) link

"I Need a Man" should've been #1.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 March 2022 20:01 (two years ago) link

Here's the Top 40 (#41 to 100 later tonight):

1. “Star Guitar,” Chemical Brothers (2002) - 184 points/12 votes/one #1 vote
2. “Sabotage,” Beastie Boys (1994) - 176 points/19 votes
3. “The Perfect Kiss,” New Order (1985) - 150 points/9 votes/two #1 votes
4. “Subterranean Homesick Blues,” Bob Dylan (1965) - 144 points/14 votes
5. “Take On Me,” A-ha (1984) - 136 points/12 votes/one #1 vote
6. “Let Forever Be,” Chemical Brothers (1999) - 127 points/8 votes/two #1 votes
7. “The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly),” Missy Elliott (1996) - 126 points/10 votes
8. “Sugar Water,” Cibo Matto (1996) - 120 points/9 votes
9. “Once in a Lifetime,” Talking Heads (1981) - 114 points/12 votes
10. “Come Into My World,” Kylie Minogue (2002) - 113 points/8 votes
11. “Sledgehammer,” Peter Gabriel (1986) - 111 points/11 votes
12. “Nothing Compares 2 U,” Sinead O'Connor (1990) - 107 points/12 votes
13. “Drop,” Pharcyde (1995) - 104 points/9 votes
14. “Around the World,” Daft Punk (1997) - 100 points/9 votes
15. “Cloudbusting,” Kate Bush (1985) - 97 points/10 votes
16. “Bachelorette,” Björk (1994) - 96 points/7 votes
17. “Protection,” Massive Attack (1994) - 90 points/9 votes
“West End Girls,” Pet Shop Boys (1985) - 90 points/9 votes
19. “Don't Come Around Here No More,” Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (1985) - 88 points/11 votes
20. “All Is Full of Love,” Björk (1999) - 88 points/7 votes/one #1 vote
21. “Vogue,” Madonna (1990) - 87 points/7 votes
22. “Rockit,” Herbie Hancock (1983) - 85 points/9 votes
23. “Freedom! ‘90,” George Michael (1990) - 78 points/9 votes
24. “Ashes to Ashes,” David Bowie (1980) - 74 points/9 votes
25. “Bastards of Young,” Replacements (1985) - 73 points/8 votes
26. “Unfinished Sympathy,” Massive Attack (1991) - 68 points/8 votes
27. “Oblivion,” Grimes (2012) - 68 points/5 votes
“Transmission,” Joy Division (1979) - 68 points/5 votes
29. “Wicked Game,” Chris Isaak (1989) - 67 points/7 votes
30. “The Box,” Orbital (1996) - 67 points/5 votes
31. “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” Nirvana (1991) - 65 points/7 votes
32. “Groove Is in the Heart,” Deee-Lite (1990) - 64 points/7 votes
33. “Come to Daddy,” Aphex Twin (1997) - 63 points/7 votes
34. “Enjoy the Silence,” Depeche Mode (1990) - 61 points/6 votes
35. “Money for Nothing,” Dire Straits (1985) - 59 points/5 votes
“Just,” Radiohead (1995) - 59 points/5 votes
37. “Human Behaviour,” Björk (1993) - 58 points/7 votes
38. “Relax,” Frankie Goes to Hollywood (1983) - 57 points/7 votes
39. “When I’m with You,” Sparks (1979) - 57 points/4 votes/one #1 vote
40. “Jocko Homo,” Devo (1977) - 56 points/6 votes

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link

I realized that I screwed up--big surprise--in this sequence:

26. “Unfinished Sympathy,” Massive Attack (1991) - 68 points/8 votes
27. “Oblivion,” Grimes (2012) - 68 points/5 votes
“Transmission,” Joy Division (1979) - 68 points/5 votes

Massive Attack had more votes, and should have been placed ahead of the tie, not behind.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:05 (two years ago) link

Thanks for running this, clemenza – it was fun!

Please don’t take / My time change away (morrisp), Friday, 18 March 2022 20:07 (two years ago) link

Yeah thanks, bewildering results but some good nostalgia.

ledge, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

That New Order video (which I've actually never seen before) reminds me of P.T. Anderson's videos for Haim: big name director + completely pedestrian video = critical acclaim for some reason?

FP’d

beepy fridges (sic), Friday, 18 March 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

My ranked poll, bold placed. Great poll, really enjoyed it, thanks for running it clemenza.

Avalanches - Since I Left You
Hot Chip - I Feel Better
Silicon Teens - Memphis Tennessee
Human League - Don’t You Want Me
Air - All I Need
Kylie Minogue - Come Into My World
Art of Noise - Close (To the Edit) (version 1)
Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy
Björk - All Is Full of Love
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy

Perfume Genius - Hood
Kate Bush – Cloudbusting
Chemical Brothers – Setting Sun
KLF - America (What Time Is Love?)
Roots Manuva - Witness (1 Hope)
Cure - Close to Me
Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa
Radiohead – Just
Radiohead - Street Spirit (Fade Out)
Radiohead - No Surprises

Air - Kelly Watch the Stars
Weezer - Buddy Holly
Hot Chip - Boy from School
Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar
Sparks - When Do I Get to Sing 'My Way'?
Massive Attack – Protection
Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls
The Pharcyde - Drop
Peter Gabriel – Sledgehammer

Portishead - Only You
White Stripes - The Hardest Button to Button
UNKLE feat. Thom Yorke - Rabbit in Your Headlights
A-ha - Take on Me
Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues

Hot Chip - Over and Over
Underworld - Always Loved a Film
Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring
Basement Jaxx - Oh My Gosh
Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice

Herbie Hancock – Rockit
Lucas – Lucas With The Lid Off
White Stripes - Fell in Love with a Girl
Massive Attack – Teardrop
Grace Jones - Slave to the Rhythm
Hot Chip - Night and Day
Radiohead – Karma Police
Hot Chip - Hungry Child
Talking Head - Once In A Lifetime
Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy, Hey Girl
Barnes & Barnes – Fish Heads

Dan Worsley, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:15 (two years ago) link

Thank you!

I think I got 1 in the top 40 lol.

Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution
PUP - DVP
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Talk Talk - It's My Life
Scarface - My Block
Wax - California
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic
At The Drive-In - Invalid Litter Dept.
Guns N' Roses - Estranged
Bjork - All is Full of Love
Oneohtrix Point Never - Boring Angel
Vitalic - Poney Part 1
The White Stripes - Fell in Love with a Girl
Fiona Apple - Across the Universe
New Order - Touched by the Hand of God
Madvillain - All Caps
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
Massive Attack - Teardrop
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
Thundercat - Dragonball Durag
Beach House - Wishes
Oneohtrix Point Never - Problem Areas
Beck - Where It’s At
Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph

gman59, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link

Thanks, enjoyed it. Learned, if nothing else, how much I still love certain videos. (Oh--I also learned, via his ballot, that ILX'or Kent Burt must be Canadian.)

I'm going to spare myself trying to change the formatting for #41-100 to match the first 40. So here's the entire Top 100:

1. “Star Guitar,” Chemical Brothers (2002) - 184 points/12 votes/one #1 vote
2. “Sabotage,” Beastie Boys (1994) - 176 points/19 votes
3. “The Perfect Kiss,” New Order (1985) - 150 points/9 votes/two #1 votes
4. “Subterranean Homesick Blues,” Bob Dylan (1965) - 144 points/14 votes
5. “Take On Me,” A-ha (1984) - 136 points/12 votes/one #1 vote
6. “Let Forever Be,” Chemical Brothers (1999) - 127 points/8 votes/two #1 votes
7. “The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly),” Missy Elliott (1996) - 126 points/10 votes
8. “Sugar Water,” Cibo Matto (1996) - 120 points/9 votes
9. “Once in a Lifetime,” Talking Heads (1981) - 114 points/12 votes
10. “Come Into My World,” Kylie Minogue (2002) - 113 points/8 votes
11. “Sledgehammer,” Peter Gabriel (1986) - 111 points/11 votes
12. “Nothing Compares 2 U,” Sinead O'Connor (1990) - 107 points/12 votes
13. “Drop,” Pharcyde (1995) - 104 points/9 votes
14. “Around the World,” Daft Punk (1997) - 100 points/9 votes
15 “Cloudbusting,” Kate Bush (1985) - 97 points/10 votes
16. “Bachelorette,” Björk (1994) - 96 points/7 votes
17. “Protection,” Massive Attack (1994) - 90 points/9 votes
“West End Girls,” Pet Shop Boys (1985) - 90 points/9 votes
19. “Don't Come Around Here No More,” Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (1985) - 88 points/11 votes
20. “All Is Full of Love,” Björk (1999) - 88 points/7 votes/one #1 vote
21. “Vogue,” Madonna (1990) - 87 points/7 votes
22. “Rockit,” Herbie Hancock (1983) - 85 points/9 votes
23. “Freedom! ‘90,” George Michael (1990) - 78 points/9 votes
24. “Ashes to Ashes,” David Bowie (1980) - 74 points/9 votes
25. “Bastards of Young,” Replacements (1985) - 73 points/8 votes
26. “Unfinished Sympathy,” Massive Attack (1991) - 68 points/8 votes
27. “Oblivion,” Grimes (2012) - 68 points/5 votes
“Transmission,” Joy Division (1979) - 68 points/5 votes
29. “Wicked Game,” Chris Isaak (1989) - 67 points/7 votes
30. “The Box,” Orbital (1996) - 67 points/5 votes
31. “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” Nirvana (1991) - 65 points/7 votes
32. “Groove Is in the Heart,” Deee-Lite (1990) - 64 points/7 votes
33. “Come to Daddy,” Aphex Twin (1997) - 63 points/7 votes
34. “Enjoy the Silence,” Depeche Mode (1990) - 61 points/6 votes
35. “Money for Nothing,” Dire Straits (1985) - 59 points/5 votes
“Just,” Radiohead (1995) - 59 points/5 votes
37. “Human Behaviour,” Björk (1993) - 58 points/7 votes
38. “Relax,” Frankie Goes to Hollywood (1983) - 57 points/7 votes
39. “When I’m with You,” Sparks (1979) - 57 points/4 votes/one #1 vote
40. “Jocko Homo,” Devo (1977) - 56 points/6 votes
—----------------------------------------------------------------------
41. Outkast - B.O.B. - 55/6
42. Michael Jackson - Thriller - 55/5
43. BAMFF - Crevice Tool - 55/2/one #1
44. Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity - 54/6
45. Vitalic - Poney Part 1 - 54/5
46. Pearl Jam - Do the Evolution - 54/3/one #1
47. Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy - 52/6
Foo Fighters - Everlong - 52/6
49. Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist - 52/5
50. Laurie Anderson - O Superman - 51/6
New Order - True Faith - 51/6
R.E.M. - Losing My Religion - 51/6
53. Fiona Apple - Criminal - 50/5
54. Todd Terje - Inspector Norse - 50/4
Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph - 50/4/one #1
56. Blur - Coffee and TV - 49/5
57. Madness - House of Fun - 49/4
58. Cabaret Voltaire - Sensoria - 49/3/one #1
59. Pulp - Bad Cover Version - 48/6
Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love - 48/6
61. Prince & the Revolution - When Doves Cry - 48/5
62. Bats for Lashes - What's a Girl to Do? - 48/3
Radiohead - Paranoid Android - 48/3
64. Yo La Tengo - Sugarcube - 47/6
65. Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf - 47/5
66. Go-Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed - 47/4
Grace Jones - Slave to the Rhythm - 47/4
68. George Michael - Too Funky - 47/3
69. Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day - 46/5
Rolling Stones - Waiting on a Friend - 46/5
71. Aldous Harding - The Barrel - 46/3
72. Art of Noise - Close (To the Edit) (version 1) - 46/3
73. Autechre - Gantz Graf - 45/3/one #1
Radiohead - No Surprises - 45/3
75. White Stripes - Fell in Love with a Girl - 44/5
76. Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More - 44/4
Wax - California - 44/4
78. Mr. Oizo - Flat Beat - 44/3
79. Van Halen - Hot for Teacher - 43/5
80. Adam & the Ants - Stand and Deliver - 43/4
81. Busta Rhymes ‎- Woo-Hah!! Got You All in Check - 43/3
Hot Chip - I Feel Better - 43/3
83. Nine Inch Nails - Closer - 42/5
Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels - 42/5
85. Cure - Close to Me - 42/4
86. Coil - Tainted Love - 42/3
87. His Name Is Alive - Can't Go Wrong Without You - 41/2/one #1
Townes Van Zandt - Waitin' Around to Die - 41/2/one #1
89. Kylie Minogue - Love at First Sight - 40/5
90. Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads - 40/4
Psy - Gangnam Style - 40/4
Spice Girls - Wannabe - 40/4
93. Go-Betweens - Streets of Your Town - 40/3
94. DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince - Summertime - 40/2/one #1
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON - 40/2
Mick Jagger - Memo from Turner - 40/2/one #1
97. Notorious B.I.G. - Mo Money Mo Problems - 39/5
98. Janet Jackson - Love Will Never Do (Without You) - 39/3
Janet Jackson - When I Think of You - 39/3
Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring - 39/3/one #1
Portishead - Only You - 39/3

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link

Townes Van Zandt - Waitin' Around to Die (Heartworn Highways)
Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues
Jonathan Halper - I Am a Hermit (Puce Moment)
Bob Dylan - It's All Over Now Baby Blue (Don't Look Back)
Suicide Commandos - Burn it Down
Devo - Jocko Homo
Echo and the Bunnymen - Seven Seas
Susanne Sundfør - Accelerate
The Verlaines - Death and the Maiden
X - Because I Do
The Jam - Going Underground
Pink Floyd - Arnold Layne
His Name Is Alive - Can't Go Wrong Without You
Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin - 69 année érotique
Lana Del Rey - Ride
The Rolling Stones - It's Only Rock 'N' Roll (But I Like It)
Garland Jeffreys - Wild in the Streets
Coil - Tainted Love
Go-Betweens - Streets of Your Town:
David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes
Alex Chilton - 96 Tears
Public Image Limited - This Is Not A Love Song
Yura Yura Teikoku - ゆらゆら帝国で考え中
Jacques Dutronc - Mini Mini Mini
Husker Du - Don't Want to Know If You Are Lonely
Elisabeth Welch - Stormy Weather (from Jarman's The Tempest)
Sonic Youth - Death Valley 69
Flying Lotus - Never Catch Me ft. Kendrick Lamar
Saint Etienne - Only Love Can Break Your Heart
Bonzo Doo-Dah Dog Band - Hunting Tigers
Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot - Bonnie and Clyde
Haircut 100 - Love Plus One
Public Enemy - Fight the Power
Devo - Mongoloid
Elvis Costello - (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding
Larry Jon Wilson - Ohoopee River Bottomland
Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - Death Cab For Cutie
Deee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart
Outkast- Ms. Jackson
Paris Sisters - Dream Lover (from Kustom Kar Kommandos)
Laurie Anderson - O Superman
Adam & the Ants - Stand and Deliver
Belfegore - All That I Wanted
Franz Ferdinand - L. Wells
Kate Bush- Cloudbusting
Modernettes - Barbra
Psychic TV - Godstar
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
The Breeders- Cannonball
Sonic Youth - Teenage Riot

bulb after bulb, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link

Ranked:

Autechre - Gantz Graf
The Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar
The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be
Björk - Bachelorette
Radiohead - No Surprises
A-ha - Take on Me
Adam and the Ants - Prince Charming
Adam and the Ants - Stand and Deliver
Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
Michael Jackson - Thriller
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More
Flowered up - Weekender
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Kate Bush - Cloudbusting
New Order - True Faith
Massive Attack - Protection
Sparks - When Do I Get to Sing 'My Way'?
Björk - Jóga
Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight Tonight
Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy
Björk - All Is Full of Love
Björk - Human Behaviour
Cure - Lullaby
Foo Fighters - Everlong
Godley and Creme - Cry
Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
Queen - I Want to Break Free
Squarepusher - Come on My Selector
David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes
Dire Straits - Money for Nothing
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy
Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence
Duran Duran - Wild Boys
Psy - Gangnam Style

ledge, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link

Can 100% live with that #1. Surprising and inspired.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Friday, 18 March 2022 20:33 (two years ago) link

my quickly cobbled together ballot subject to massive change

Top 10 (17 points each)

1)Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be
ABBA - Take A Chance On Me
Kate Bush - Cloudbusting
Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More
Daft Punk - Around The World
Prince - Mountains
Kylie Minogue - Come Into My World
Alcazar - Crying At The Discotheque
Flowered Up - Weekender
Psy - Gangnam Style

11-20 (11 points each)

Tiga - Hot In Here
Herb Alpert - Rise
Bjork - All Is Full Of Love
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax
Michael Jackson - Thriller
Janet Jackson - What Have You Done For Me Lately
Oneohtrix Point Never - Problem Areas
Orbital - The Box
Fleetwood Mac - Big Love
Adam Freeland - We Want Your Soul

21-30 (7 points each)

Madness - House of Fun
Nightmares on Wax - Aftermath
Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You
Dandy Warhols - Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
Village People - Sex Over the Phone
Azealia Banks - 212
A-HA - Take On Me
Coldcut and Hexstatic - Timber
Air - Kelly Watch The Stars
Elton John - I'm Still Standing

31-40 (5 points each)

Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love
Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
Herbie Hancock - Rockit
Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls
Bjork - Pagan Poetry
Beyonce - Single Ladies
New Order - True Faith
The Fall - Hit The North
Bicep - Glue
Madonna - Open Your Heart

thanks clemenza

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 18 March 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

Yep thanks for running this.

My ballot (15 points each for the first half, 5 for the second):

Adam & the Ants - Stand and Deliver
Beck - The New Pollution
Blue Nile - Stay
Cardiacs - RES
Cibo Matto - Sugar Water
Fall - Cruisers Creek
Grace Jones - Slave to the Rhythm
Grimes - Realiti
Guided by Voices - I Am a Scientist
Kiesza - Hideaway
Janet Jackson - The Pleasure Principle
Judas Priest - Breaking the Law
M.I.A. - Bad Girls
Madness - House of Fun
Missy Elliott - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)
Mud - Dynamite
New Order - True Faith
Oneohtrix Point Never - Lost But Never Alone
Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls
Playboi Carti - Magnolia
Prince & the Revolution - Raspberry Beret
Propaganda - p: Machinery
Roots Manuva - Witness (1 Hope)
They Might Be Giants - Ana Ng
Yo La Tengo - Sugarcube

Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
Björk - Bachelorette
Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar

De La Soul - A Roller Skating Jam Named Saturdays
Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax
Knife - We Share Our Mothers Health
Kylie Minogue - Love at First Sight
Lana Del Rey - Video Games
Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy
Missy Elliott - Beep Me 911
Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
Nightmares On Wax - Les Nuits
Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs
Notorious B.I.G. - Mo Money Mo Problems
Pavement - Painted Soldiers
Paramore - Hard Times
Pink Floyd - Welcome to the Machine
Prince & the Revolution - Mountains
Residents - Hello Skinny
Skepta - Shutdown
Talk Talk - My Foolish Friend
Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
Van Halen - Panama

Gavin, Leeds, Friday, 18 March 2022 21:28 (two years ago) link

Flowered Up - Weekender

Fuck! Somehow never occurred to me to vote for this, despite being the most obvious choice ever

technopolis, Friday, 18 March 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link

My ballot, with (points, placement in Top 100):

Shura - What's It Gonna Be? (30, dnp) <--the best high school-set music video
Bruce Springsteen - Brilliant Disguise (22, dnp)
Janet Jackson - Love Will Never Do (Without You) (20, 97) <--the sexiest Herb Ritts-directed beach-set music video
Owen Pallett - The Riverbed (18, dnp)
Kate & Anna McGarrigle - Log Driver's Waltz (15, dnp)
Childish Gambino - This Is America (9,dnp)
Pet Shop Boys - Always on My Mind (9, dnp)
Fiona Apple - Paper Bag (9, dnp)
Aimee Mann - Labrador (9, dnp)
Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues (9, 4)
LCD Soundsystem - Oh Baby (5, dnp)
A-ha - Take on Me (5, 5)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Zero (5, dnp)
Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy (5, 47)
Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (5, dnp)
Replacements - Bastards of Young (5, 25)
Azealia Banks - 212 (5, dnp)
El Debarge - Who's Johnny (5, dnp)
John Prine - Summer's End (5, dnp)
Outkast - Hey Ya! (5, dnp)

Thanks, clem! Actually--double thanks, as you helped me with my scoring as well!

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Friday, 18 March 2022 21:32 (two years ago) link

My gf will be thrilled that 'Star Guitar' won. She always make me throw that track on during a particular stretch of the drive to my mom's where we pass a similar trainscape. It syncs up pretty nicely.

(xpost) Another Canadian, camouflages it better than Kent Burt.

(xxpost) If anyone ever does live clips, I'll definitely vote for Mud doing "Tiger Feet" on Top of the Pops in '74--really one of the most insane things I've ever seen.

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 21:37 (two years ago) link

01. Björk - All is Full of Love
02. The Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar
03. George Michael - Too Funky
04. Kylie Minogue - Come Into My World
05. Cibo Matto - Sugar Water
06. Janet Jackson feat. Q-Tip - Got 'Til It's Gone
07. Chet Faker - Gold
08. D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel)
09. Erykah Badu - Honey
10. Flying Lotus feat. Kendrick Lamar - Never Catch Me

Björk - Pagan Poetry
Herbie Hancock - Rockit
Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity
Madonna - Express Yourself
Massive Attack - Protection
Nine Inch Nails - Pinion
Notorious B.I.G. - Sky's the Limit
Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
Sigur Ros - Vidrar Vel Til Loftarasa
Vitalic - Poney Part 1

alt-j - Hunger of the Pine
Björk - Wanderlust
The Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be
Janet Jackson - Love Will Never Do (Without You)
Knife - Pass This On
Lucas - Lucas with the Lid Off
Madonna - Vogue
Missy Elliott - Work It
Pharcyde - Drop
UNKLE feat. Thom Yorke - Rabbit in Your Headlights

DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down for What
Drake - Hotline Bling
Eric Prydz - Call on Me
Erykah Badu - On & On
George Michael - Freedom! '90
Janet Jackson - Rhythm Nation
Laurie Anderson - O Superman
Madvillain - All Caps
Robyn - Call Your Girlfriend
Weird Al Yankovic - Fat

Annie Lennox - No More 'I Love You's
Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)
Busta Rhymes - Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See
Deee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart
Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing)
Michael Jackson - Leave Me Alone
Missy Elliott - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box
Outkast - B.O.B.
Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Friday, 18 March 2022 21:42 (two years ago) link

Ranked ballot.

Danny Brown - Grown Up
Grimes - Oblivion
DJ Format feat. Abdominal & D-Sisive - 3 Feet Deep
Bats for Lashes - What's a Girl to Do?
Aldous Harding - The Barrel
Vitalic - Poney Part 1
Jamie XX - Gosh
Supergrass - We Still Need More
Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar
Daft Punk - Around the World
Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy
Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At
R.E.M. - Drive
The Shins - New Slang
Demics - New York City
Nine Inch Nails - Pinion
Flying Lotus - Parisian Goldfish
Aphex Twin - Windowlicker
Deee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart
Feist - 1234
Blur - Coffee And TV
El Guincho - Bombay
Beastie Boys - Sabatoge
Björk - It's Oh So Quiet
A-ha - Take on Me
Hot Chip - I Feel Better
Metallica - One
George Michael - Freedom '90
Kylie Minogue - Come Into My World
Azealia Banks - 212
Jacque Dutronc - Mini Mini Mini
Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues
Cibo Matto - Sugar Water
Knife - We Share Our Mothers Health
Bee Gees - Idea
Whale - Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe
Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You
Beastie Boys - Whatcha Want
R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
Childish Gambino - This Is America
Connells - '74-'75
David Bowie - Lazarus
Drake - Hotline Bling
Dua Lipa - New Rules
Igorrr - Very Noise
Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity
Massive Attack - Protection
Pharcyde - Drop

enochroot, Friday, 18 March 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link

There were a couple of posts about vote-splitting, so another list--two lists, the same names reordered. I went through the spreadsheet and looked for people who got votes for four or more videos. There were 33--it was easy to pick them out. Here's a list of those 33 ordered by most total points, and also by most total videos. The points list only includes artists with at least four videos, so A-ha, Cibo Matto, and a few others aren't on there; they had enough points to qualify, but only got votes for three or fewer videos.

Most Total Points (4 or more videos only)

1. Bjork - 368
2. Chemical Brothers - 327
3. Beastie Boys - 243
4. New Order - 242
5. Madonna - 219
6. Radiohead - 218
7. Bob Dylan - 203
8. David Bowie - 197
Pet Shop Boys - 197
10. Kylie Minogue - 186
11. Janet Jackson - 169
12. Missy Elliott - 168
13. Prince - 164
14. R.E.M. - 156
15. Sonic Youth - 142
16. Devo - 122
17. Rolling Stones - 118
18. Busta Rhymes - 115
19. Michael Jackson - 108
20. Outkast - 103
21. Smashing Pumpkins - 99
22. Weird Al Yankovic - 92
23. Tom Petty - 89
24. Cure - 87
25. De La Soul - 85
26. Oneohtrix Point Never - 80
27. Beck - 74
28. Hot Chip - 69
29. ZZ Top - 67
30. Duran Duran
31. Kraftwerk - 45
32. Rihanna - 43
33. Elvis Costello - 27

Most Total Videos

1. Bjork - 10
2. Madonna - 9
3. Radiohead - 8
Janet Jackson - 8
5. David Bowie - 7
Pet Shop Boys - 7
Prince - 7
Sonic Youth - 7
9. Devo - 6
Rolling Stones - 6
11. New Order - 5
Kylie Minogue - 5
Missy Elliott - 5
R.E.M. - 5
De La Soul - 5
Beck - 5
Hot Chip - 5
18. Chemical Brothers - 4
Beastie Boys - 4
Bob Dylan - 4
Busta Rhymes - 4
Michael Jackson - 4
Outkast - 4
Smashing Pumpkins - 4
Weird Al Yankovic - 4
Tom Petty - 4
Cure - 4
Oneohtrix Point Never - 4
ZZ Top - 4
Duran Duran - 4
Kraftwerk - 4
Rihanna - 4
Elvis Costello - 4

clemenza, Friday, 18 March 2022 23:04 (two years ago) link

i thought i hadn't voted for any chris cunningham videos but i just learned he did portishead's "only you." seems obvious now

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 18 March 2022 23:45 (two years ago) link

Not a lot of surprises in the results, but I tend to like a lot of the videos that rate highly in these kinds of polls - a lot of my ballot placed. But I'd never even heard of that Pharcyde song, cool to watch that

The one I really hoped would place that didn't was Grace Jones' "Slave to the Rhythm". Such a visually arresting video, at least it's on the 41-100 list

Vinnie, Saturday, 19 March 2022 00:21 (two years ago) link

I think I might have casually voted for Björk and Madonna tracks that were unlikely to place ("Wanderlust", "Oh Father") precisely because they would *surely* both withstand serious vote-splitting! At least I inflated their total appearances/points tallies there lol.

Thanks for crunching the numbers etc clemenza and viborg. It's been an amusing exercise.

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Saturday, 19 March 2022 00:33 (two years ago) link

And speaking of the 41-100 list, that "Crevice Tool" song and video are something, certainly new to me

Vinnie, Saturday, 19 March 2022 00:37 (two years ago) link

After helping every step of the way, the minute I started the countdown, Viborg completely vanished. He may not actually exist--I may be going through a Fight Club thing.

clemenza, Saturday, 19 March 2022 00:39 (two years ago) link

LOL, glad that Bamff almost made it. I would never have heard of it if wasn't for one of the Canadian contingent drawing my attention to it some years ago.

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Saturday, 19 March 2022 00:43 (two years ago) link

Lol I thought of making a ballot just to vote for it.

The sensual shock (Sund4r), Saturday, 19 March 2022 00:49 (two years ago) link

You could have pushed it into the top 40! (Probably deserves to be there.)

Vinnie, Saturday, 19 March 2022 00:54 (two years ago) link

Just watched most of it. That almost made the Top 40.

clemenza, Saturday, 19 March 2022 00:56 (two years ago) link

My ballot. Unranked, in alphabetical order:

Toni Basil - Breakaway
Beastie Boys - So What'cha Want
The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
The Breeders - Safari
David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes
Deee-Lite - Groove Is in the Heart
Devo - Jocko Homo
J. Geils Band - Centerfold
The Go-Go’s - Our Lips Are Sealed
Herbie Hancock - Rockit
Elton John - I’m Still Standing
Kylie Minogue - Love at First Sight
My Bloody Valentine - Only Shallow
The Pretenders - Brass in Pocket
Prince - Kiss
The Rolling Stones - Jumpin’ Jack Flash
Sonic Youth - Teenage Riot
Sylvester - You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime
Bobby Vee - The Night Has a Thousand Eyes

*would've voted for "Subterranean Homesick Blues" if I'd thought of it
*probably would've voted for "Take a Chance on Me" by ABBA if I'd thought of it

Apologies to everyone for not voting for a Michael Gondry video... I didn't realize that was a requirement.

Josefa, Saturday, 19 March 2022 02:11 (two years ago) link

Gondry directed “Centerfold” (little-known fact)

Please don’t take / My time change away (morrisp), Saturday, 19 March 2022 02:44 (two years ago) link

As if!

It was directed by Paul Justman, brother of the guy who wrote the song, Seth Justman, the keyboard player in the band

Josefa, Saturday, 19 March 2022 02:49 (two years ago) link

I did an unweighted 50-vid ballot where the only reasoning was they were the first 50 I liked alot that I thought of Monday night.

Replacements: Bastards of Young
Devo: Beautiful World
Tupac: California Love
Garbage: Only Happy When It Rains
Sparks & Jane Wiedlin: Cool Places
Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
Dwight Twilley: Girls
Blue Oyster Cult: Take Me Away
Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Grateful Dead: Hell In A Bucket
Pretenders: Middle of The Road
Nick Lowe: Cruel To Be Kind
Michael Nesmith: Rio
ZZ Top: Gimme All Your Lovin'
Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day
Sonic Youth: Bull In The Heather
Go-Gos: Our Lips Are Sealed
Wall of Voodoo: Mexican Radio
Chemical Brothers: Let Forever Be
Beck: Devil's Haircut
Duran Duran: A View To A Kill
Robert Plant: Burning Down One Side
Peter Gabriel: Sledgehammer
Pulp: Bad Cover Version
PJ Harvey: Man-Sized
Lou Reed: I Love You Suzanne
Rolling Stones: Undercover of The Night
David Lee Roth: Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody
Herbie Hancock: Rock-It
B-52's: Girl From Ipanema Goes To Greenland
Neil Young: Wonderin'
B-52's: Song For A Future Generation
Garbage: Stupid Girl
Nirvana: In Bloom (I don't know if it matters, but this is for the DGC/Faux Variety Show clip)
ZZ Top: Burger Man
Beastie Boys: Hey Ladies
Talking Heads: Burning Down The House
Beastie Boys: Sabotage
Devo: Love Without Anger
Cyndi Lauper: She-Bop
Butthole Surfers: Who Was In My Room Last Night
Ministry: Jesus Built My Hot Rod
Blue Oyster Cult: Joan Crawford
New Pornographers: Moves
Yeah Yeah Yeah: Maps
New Pornographers: Crash Years
Donald Fagen: The New Frontier
Free: Wishing Well
Spice Girls: Wannabe
Kinks: Come Dancing

I have a friend who does great music video TwitchStreams, usually on Tuesday nights, and yup, the next night I was reminded of like five vids I should have voted for (including "The Perfect Kiss", but that case worked out anyway).

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 March 2022 03:11 (two years ago) link


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