Let us go then, you and I/When the evening is spread out against the sky/Like a tight end playing in the Super Bowl -- The Tortured Poets Department, Taylor Swift, April 19

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i hate that i know anything about taylor swift’s personal life!!! curse every day on earth that i think for one crumb of a second about who she’s dating!!!!! but this album is somehow more about dating matty healy than it even is about her breaking up with that actor man

ivy., Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:19 (six months ago) link

that context really makes the album much funnier this time

ufo, Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:27 (six months ago) link

didn't her relationship with Matty last for all of two weeks which is beside the point blah blah but still

Murgatroid, Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:30 (six months ago) link

we did this dance with 1989 and harry styles

ivy., Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:31 (six months ago) link

thank you, next

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:32 (six months ago) link

the title track is somehow both one of her very best songs and her very worst lyrics

ufo, Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:34 (six months ago) link

you left my typewriter at my apartment
straight from the tortured poets department
i think some things i never say
like who uses typewriters anyway?

is so good

ivy., Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:38 (six months ago) link

is this on soulseek or something? I'm not seeing yet at NAR.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:39 (six months ago) link

very low quality on slsk, would almost recommend waiting

ivy., Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:40 (six months ago) link

I'll wait if this thread shuts off until 12:01 a.m.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:41 (six months ago) link

the leak is 128 kbps mp3s but it's listenable enough

ufo, Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:45 (six months ago) link

I think the imagined lyrics for an album titled like this inevitably will outshine the real ones

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:47 (six months ago) link

the lyrics regularly live up to how goofy the track titles are, both for good and bad

ufo, Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:49 (six months ago) link

brings me no pleasure to say my favorite songs are called (sigh) "but daddy, i love him" "guilty as sin?" and "i can fix him (no really, i can)"

"but daddy, i love him" is like country taylor trying very hard to return despite being immersed in the sparkling haze the rest of the album is in, euphoric

ivy., Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:58 (six months ago) link

"but daddy i love him" is so good

ufo, Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:02 (six months ago) link

Is this 2005? Wait for the release date.

Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:05 (six months ago) link

"the smallest man who ever lived" sounds like evermore too

ufo, Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:11 (six months ago) link

i think the lyrics on this are largely good, which is why the silly stuff jumps out

chorus of “i can do it with a broken heart” feels like one of the more psychologically-accurate portraits of taylor swift’s mental health which is at least somewhat down to the fact that it’s childish and sing-songy

ivy., Thursday, 18 April 2024 15:57 (six months ago) link

i'm only on the second track but if it keeps this up it's her best?

lol

Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Thursday, 18 April 2024 16:07 (six months ago) link

I wasn't gonna bother but my son was like "Want me to download the Taylor Swift album?" So now I'm listening but will withhold comment until midnight.

FURTHER CONSPIRACIES

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/story/could-taylor-swift-release-two-albums-this-week

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:19 (six months ago) link

you left my typewriter at my apartment
straight from the tortured poets department

Not having heard it yet, I’m humming this to “Mariner’s Apartment Complex.”

paisley got boring (Eazy), Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:22 (six months ago) link

One meaning of this error is associated with a bad disc or cassette, with a suggestion to insert a new cassette or turn the disc over. Hmm, like a double album? Is this a glitch, much like the title of the song on (you guessed it) Reputation?

What song on Reputation?

rendered nugatory (morrisp), Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:27 (six months ago) link

Vanity Fair's resident Swiftie makes the case for why Reputation (Taylor's Version) could come alongside The Tortured Poets Department on Friday.

Clearly not a real Swiftie if she doesn't know that "Glitch" is a Midnights song.

Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:44 (six months ago) link

You know what? the second album leaked too--six and a half years ago

Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:46 (six months ago) link

I was gonna say – it would be wild for one album to leak in its entirety, but not even the existence of the second album…

rendered nugatory (morrisp), Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:52 (six months ago) link

Seems like she'd be leaving money on the table by missing out on a long run-up to sell four different variants ahead of time... but I'm sure she'll sell loads either way.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:56 (six months ago) link

God, I didn't realize she was even selling three different versions of the *CD* for this one (with a diff bonus track on each)

rendered nugatory (morrisp), Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:01 (six months ago) link

Sorry, four (4) versions

rendered nugatory (morrisp), Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:02 (six months ago) link

Yup.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:04 (six months ago) link

I don't think I can recall a single instance when speculation of a surprise second album hot on the heals of a new release actually came true.

MarkoP, Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:06 (six months ago) link

I also think releasing two at the same time would surely drag the streaming numbers for the "new" one, you'd think she'd want to make sure to juice those as much as possible for the first weekend. I could see her announcing the future release date for it at midnight or something though.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:08 (six months ago) link

Are we sure it was the actual album that leaked and not the ILX Pre-Covers version?

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:09 (six months ago) link

OK I'm still not commenting personally but here's my Taylor-skeptic son's take (which I don't necessarily share): "It sounds like she's going for local-coffee-house but it's giving Starbucks."

my 13 yr old niece pronounced taylor "mid" at easter so maybe the backlash has begun with the youngsters

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:53 (six months ago) link

Either that or she's, you know, thirteen. (I think I started to really differentiate my tastes some around then!)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:58 (six months ago) link

My younger daughter (now 16) really hasn't been talking about it at all, and not too long ago noted Swift's overexposure, but she is apparently still having friends over for a "listening party" this Saturday.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:02 (six months ago) link

I don't think I can recall a single instance when speculation of a surprise second album hot on the heals of a new release actually came true.

― MarkoP, Thursday, April 18, 2024 5:06 PM (fifty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just happened with Future/metro

Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:04 (six months ago) link

Well those were announced on the same day(?) The theory here is that there are pallets full of "Reputation (TV)" CDs sitting in the back of every Target store in the nation right now, ready to be unloaded tonight, and no one has snuck a pic or told a friend etc.

rendered nugatory (morrisp), Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:09 (six months ago) link

just thankful it wasn't "Fortnite (ft. Post Malone)"


Turns out it actually is a play on this (or something), based on her posts today promoting the single.

rendered nugatory (morrisp), Friday, 19 April 2024 00:24 (six months ago) link

i wouldn't have expected it to be the single and there isn't any sort of lyrical reference to fortnite or wordplay there

ufo, Friday, 19 April 2024 00:28 (six months ago) link

Interestingly enough my 12 year old son also said tonight that, “no one listens to Taylor anymore, she’s mid and no one likes that she flies her private jet everywhere”, so maybe there is something to that age group.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 April 2024 01:52 (six months ago) link

Ned Raggett at 4:58 18 Apr 24

Either that or she's, you know, thirteen. (I think I started to really differentiate my tastes some around then!)


well I know she likes other pop stuff specifically Olivia. Rodrigo and Weekend cuz those were on her Xmas list

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 April 2024 01:57 (six months ago) link

Oh I’m sorry, I misread her Fortnight post lol… I guess she didn’t mention Fortnite (there’s a slight possibility I don’t know the spelling of either word).

rendered nugatory (morrisp), Friday, 19 April 2024 02:07 (six months ago) link

I was so swept up in her talking about the magic of Post Malone

rendered nugatory (morrisp), Friday, 19 April 2024 02:10 (six months ago) link

FWIW my 13 year old says "Actually everyone likes Taylor Swift but some people lie and say they don't like Taylor Swift to try to be cool and different"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 19 April 2024 02:17 (six months ago) link

Got me there. I was trying to be cool and different. :(

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 19 April 2024 02:35 (six months ago) link

How dare you

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 April 2024 02:53 (six months ago) link

It would seem to me to be almost inevitable that TS’s omnipresence within popular culture would make her an obvious target for oppositional self-identification for young people. That’s not to say there’s no good reason for it, but that I think it would happen regardless of TS’s aesthetic choices at this point.

Interesting to think that her musical career has now been going longer than Madonna circa Ray of Light or even Music.

Tim F, Friday, 19 April 2024 03:14 (six months ago) link

holy shit is that right?!? that amazes me.

schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r), Friday, 19 April 2024 03:15 (six months ago) link


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