Guitars... what you've got / what you want

it’s not that different from the Guild Polara but for some reason that one looks cool to me: https://guildguitars.com/g/polara-deluxe-canyon-dusk/

I wouldn't mind trying one of those Guild Surfliners someday.

I had a longtime Jones for a Reverend descent baritone.

GASP!
https://www.fender.com/en-US/squier-electric-guitars/jazzmaster/limited-edition-paranormal-jazzmaster-xii/0377052546.html

the guitarist in my band has one he uses on a couple songs, sounds fantastic and he says it stays in tune or pretty well. really cool guitar

I have a blue one - the neck is frankly amazing, the tuners are a little hinky and the pickups are too hot - but it’s a great guitar. Beautiful build and finish.

The green Squier paranormal HH bass in that color looks pretty sweet if you want to color coordinate.

https://www.fender.com/en-US/squier-electric-basses/other/paranormal-rascal-bass-hh/0377105546.html

looks so nice in that color!

Yeah I went down a wormhole of researching that after clicking the first link yesterday. Not sure it's reaaaally what I need in a bass, but...hmm

if i wanted to buy a telecaster in 2024 that was not insanely expensive, which one should i buy?

Player Series Teles are on sale direct right now:
https://www.fender.com/en-US/electric-guitars/telecaster/player-telecaster/0145212550.html
only a couple colors left they seem to be selling out quick