What Should Snoop Dogg's Eventual Autobiography Be Titled?

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From A Young G's Perspective: My Life and Music by Snoop Dogg

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Snoop Dogg: The Lizzle, Tizzle, and the Heartbizzle

― Pizzle of the Crizzle, Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

fizzlewozzlewozzlenozzle: My Life
Old Dogg, Nude Tricks

― The Bitter Tears Of Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://media.rapnewsdirect.com/CDCovers/Snoop_Dogg/Da_Game_Is_To_Be_Sold_Not_To_Be_Told/t.300.default.jpg

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Dogg: Man. Star.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Had Respect for You Lady (Before You Opened Up Your Gap): The Consequences of Insisting that I't Ain't No Fun If Your Homies Can't Have None" by Calvin Broadus

― Taxi Dancing in the Soft Prison (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"My Life as a Snoop Dogg"

― Thea (Thea), Thursday, 30 September 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Raise Up Off these N.U.T.s, 'Cause You Gets None of These: A CHRONICle"

― Taxi Dancing in the Soft Prison (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Mein Kampfzizzle

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 September 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

He's already written it: 'The Doggfather.'

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/product-description/0061076074/ref=dp_item-information_1/104-5298031-3295116?%5Fencoding=UTF8&n=283155

Multiplatinum-selling gangsta rapper, serial marijuana abuser ... and God-fearing family man? That's how Snoop Dogg tells it in Tha Doggfather, a straightforward (by his lights, anyway) telling of his own story. From slinging crack in the ghetto of Long Beach, California, to rapping the tales that brought hip-hop to a new level commercially in the early '90s, to a murder charge that he beat in 1996, this is Snoop's story. Many of the facts won't surprise, though his candor might; the former Calvin Broadus isn't much interested in apologizing, even for things he might have done that potentially conflicted with his current goal to "increase the peace." Some of the guy's pronouncements would fit right in on the milder-mannered daytime talk shows ("God is on your side and... He cares about you trying the best you can, no matter who you are"), while others are so edgily funny he hasn't even managed to fit them into a rap ("there's nothing more dangerous than a Sherm head with an attitude," he says of those whose high of choice is a cigarette dipped in embalming fluid). Snoop cautiously criticizes now-imprisoned former Death Row Records head Suge Knight while skirting the hard questions about friend Tupac Shakur's death after a Las Vegas shooting incident. Some things, it seems, are a little hard even for tha Doggfather to ponder.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 30 September 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

'Tha,' duh

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 30 September 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The Unbearable Lightness of G-ing (har har, see what I did there?)

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 1 October 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Tom made that joke in his Best of the Nineties review for "Regulate" or "California Love", can't remember which.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You Don't Love Me: You Just Love My Autobiography

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Between Each Line Of Pain And Glizzory

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 1 October 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

See Deez

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 October 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuts

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 October 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Dogg: Man. Star.

Lock thread. Seriously.

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 1 October 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

'I Wanna Be a Motherfucking Hustler, You Better Aks Somebody.'

― Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Dogg Yearz: The Snoop Dogg Story

― Mark (MarkR), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

My Life as a Dogg

(sorry)

― prismatic7 (prismatic7), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

My Life As a Dog....

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops. Didn't notice that one :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

My Life as A Dogg.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 4 October 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

DOGG BITES MAN
http://www.btinternet.com/~sev/REGROUP/DecImages/man-dog.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

thirteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n18FZLkXSk0

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:02 (eight years ago)

Dogg Daze

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:33 (eight years ago)

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