songs NOT to fornicate to?

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i nominate side 2 of the cramps "off the bone". when it gets to "love me" and "she said" you just end up giggling.

― di, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Slip It In - Black Flag
Either you both end up laughing or you get a huge ass slap to the face.

― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

which did you get?

― di, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"you don't have to say please" by whitehouse. unless you're into that sort of thing

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I burst out laugh. She didnt find it too amusing.

― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i always try to do my lady to bone machine but she wont let me

― chaki, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm trying to imagine doing it to the tune of Jellyfish "Ignorance is Bliss".

― static, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Ted, Just Admit It' by Janes' Addiction. Just try getting it on to the sound of Perry Farrell screaming "Sex! Is! Violence! Sex! Is! Violence!"

― Ben Squircle, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the first Tori Amos LP

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the Specials - "Too Much Too Young"

― Dare, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Or the (English) Beat's "Save it For Later."

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

V/VM's take on "Total Eclipse of the Heart." Its the anti-aphrodisiac (sic).

― Brock K, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

V/VM's take on just about anything involving sound, unless you wanna get jiggy with a rusty blender (which I wouldn't recommend).

― David Raposa, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ben - I ahve, many a time, as part of the natural born killers soundtrack sex experience - it's lots of fun.

― Geoff, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Polly"

― dave q, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'We don't have to take our clothes off' Jermaine Stewart
'lets wait a while' Janet Jackson "I promise, I'll be worth the wait"!

― stevo, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

having music playing when yr doing it is for creepy creeps

― , Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sigur ros. i speak from experience. hah!

― helenfordsdale, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nothing too dramatic. And nothing too obvious. And no Depeche Mode.

― bnw, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I Want You" by Elvis Costello - surefire mood killer.

― Alex in NYC, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Love Surgery" by GWAR.

― Lord Custos, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, any GWAR song, to be honest.

― Lord Custos, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, Okay, "I'm in Love with a Dead Dog (Named Pooky)" might not be too horrifying. But I'm pretty sure "Black Und Huge" and "Sexecutioner" are completely out of the question.
But on the plus side, "Nitro Burning Funny Bong" has a nice Bolero-like rhythm.

― Lord Custos, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In college, I went home with a girl I met in a bar and she put on a THUNDERSTORM SOUND EFFECTS cd. She was such a creep.

― fritz, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

THE MARBLE INDEX by Nico might be a bad idea.

― Alex in NYC, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Love Lies Limp" by ATV.

― Arthur, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

okay now i want this thunderstorm sound effects girl like bad, this is almost as embarrassing as when ile made me realize i have a scientologist fetish.

― ethan, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it sounded kinda cool as well

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

...made me realize i have a scientologist fetish.

Y'know, if I understood Scientology better I could've probably made a truly witty lewd joke about "Ohhhhh Baby...Theta Clear me! Theta Clear me right now, right on top of this E-meter!"
But I'm not going to. Because it would be sick and wrong and L. Ron Hubbards ghost would send me a cease and desist order.

― Lord Custos, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baha Men would be pretty hilarious.

― Ronan, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Either you both end up laughing or you get a huge ass slap to the face.

Predictably, I read this as "huge ass-slap to the face".

― Dan Perry, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone else spend too long looking at that Dans post trying to think of other ways to read it?

― Ronan, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"huge-ass slap" = big slap.

"huge ass-slap" = big slap of (orm in this case, with) ass.

Hyphens are DANGEROUS.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Your face, Your Ass... Whats the difference?"
-Duke-Nukem-3-D-, crappy game but great sound bytes.

― Mr Noodles, Sunday, 24 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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