TURN SLOWLY FOR MAXIMUM VEND!!! 100 awesome out-of-context Cedric Bixler-Zavala exhortations

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(ILM consensus seems to be fairly pro-ATDI; less sure about thee Mars Volta but if anything convinces me to give them a fair shake it will probably this thread)

1. "Pacemaker, pace yourself!"
2. "Feast upon your innards, let the puppet strings sag"
3. "Stampede is coming / Mastodon infantry"

bernard snowy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link

4. "A ninja proletariat" <-- not the actual lyric but I like it better this way

bernard snowy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link

5. "WISHING WELL, WISHING WELL, WISHING WEY-HELLLL"

bernard snowy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link

And then we can turn this into a game of, "CBZ exhortation or ORL solo album title?".

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link

I like to think the quote in the thread title is a response to "Turn Down For What"

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

xp christ I just wiki'd this dude's discography & apparently I need to get my hands on some of his productivity-enhancing drugs

I will say that Woman Gives Birth To Tomato! is a pretty good album title

bernard snowy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link

6. TRANSIENT JET-LAG ECTO-MIMED BISON

diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link

7. PUNCH YOUR CLOCK IN

diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link

8. KEEP RUNNING, KEEP RUNNING IN PLACE

bernard snowy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:55 (ten years ago) link

9. TOUR DE FORCE! TOUR DE FORCE!! DE FACTO!!! AYACHUCO!!!!

bernard snowy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link

10. INCREASE THE DOSAGE... COUNT BACK FROM TEN

bernard snowy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

11. If your map is torn... NAVIGATE, NAVIGATE!!

bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link

12. POSITION... THE STITCHES... LIKE MILES OF TORPEDOES!!

bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:56 (ten years ago) link

13. BLACK-AND-WHITE TV WITH THE SOUND TURNED DOWN!

bernard snowy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link

14. THE KIOSK IN MY TEMPORAL LOBE IS SHAPED LIKE ROSALYN CARTER

ultros ultros-ghali, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:11 (ten years ago) link

15. SWIPE THE MAGNET ON THE AUDIOTAPE!

bernard snowy, Monday, 30 June 2014 10:18 (ten years ago) link

16. SNAKECHARMER, make them dance again!

bernard snowy, Monday, 30 June 2014 10:20 (ten years ago) link

i'm no mars volta fan but i think "cedric bixler-zavala" is one of the coolest names i've ever heard

marcos, Monday, 30 June 2014 13:42 (ten years ago) link


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