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Songs Deserving Of Having a TV Programme Created Solely So That They Can Be Used As The Theme Tune

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Inspired by The Venue's Mmhm!, one minute burst of jangle, 'Aaah-aaah', harmonica and 'Mmhm!' which would be the best kids telly theme ever. Sort of.

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 20 October 2002 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)

"Stevie" by Royal Trux.

― Mark (MarkR), Sunday, 20 October 2002 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Lifter Puller - "Lake Street is for Lovers"

― A.V. Alexandre (Keiko), Sunday, 20 October 2002 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooh, ooh, that 30 second Wire song off Pink Flag'd be great on some kind of sitcom featuring cockernee geezahs.

― Ferg, Sunday, 20 October 2002 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

TV Themesong by the Dandy Warhols.

Come to think of it, I think the Dandy Warhols would be a far finer sitcom than they would be a band. ;-)

― kate, Sunday, 20 October 2002 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus to thread.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 20 October 2002 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Björk - "Cover Me"

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 20 October 2002 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

plastic bertrand - sans amour

(80s belgian sitcom w/ lots of hilarious facial gymnastics and slapstick)

― minna (minna), Sunday, 20 October 2002 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Jan Hammer - "Theme from Miami Vice"

― paul cox (paul cox), Sunday, 20 October 2002 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"Weinershntizel" by the Descendents.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 21 October 2002 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Fox, "Only You Can" (could be Harrison Marks soft porn, could be Thames sitcom)

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Monday, 21 October 2002 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dr. Worm" by They Might Be Giants will be return after these messages.

― Famous Athlete, Monday, 21 October 2002 01:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Geoffrey Ingram by The Television Personalities

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dr. Worm" by They Might Be Giants will be return after these messages.

How about "Hi, We're the Replacements"?

― Jody Beth Rosen, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

The subject of Hall & Oates' "Maneater" could be a cool action heroine.

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Geoffrey Ingram by The Television Personalities

i'd watch this!

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Just to slightly mutate the thread, I was always sad that "Felicity" by Orange Juice wasn't the theme song to Felicity the tv show.

― Aaron W, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 03:55 (twenty-three years ago)

seventeen years pass...

“The Boys Are Back In Town” by The Gap Band would have a been a great theme song for a late 70s / early 80s sitcom involving a musician losing popularity and moving back to his home town to work at the family tow truck business or something

― brimstead, Thursday, 16 April 2020 03:55 (six years ago)

Geoffrey Ingram by The Television Personalities
The World of Pauline Lewis works too.

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 16 April 2020 06:38 (six years ago)

I always heard The Jam song as something that would be a good theme for a TV show called "Industry Today"

― Mark G, Thursday, 16 April 2020 06:56 (six years ago)

The Official Colourbox World Cup theme. If football ever comes back, this would be the ideal theme song for a murkily-lit TV programme in which a nervy Bob Wilson and Elton Welsby apologise continually for not having the rights to show any footage of the matches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SLOWo3hCGk

― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 16 April 2020 09:49 (six years ago)

Two songs I like a lot but they are totally like music from a crap sitcom, even the titles sound like sitcoms:

Kevin Ayers - Blaming It All On Love
Think Wendy Craig, Richard Briers, Geoffrey Palmer, Esmonde & Larbey etc. Think quietistic, late 70s, middle class suburbia, twitching curtains, everyone calling each other "darling" etc.

The Raspberries - Starting Over
... a Mary Tyler Moore production

― Ol' Dirty Dadaismus (Dada),Tuesday, 16 November 2004 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 April 2020 09:54 (six years ago)

Blaming It All On Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHLbPUUiblQ

― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 April 2020 09:54 (six years ago)

Starting Over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXk6TBQwxcc

― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 April 2020 09:55 (six years ago)

That Raspberries song is so perfect, that is some prime 70s TV theme music piano playing right there!

― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 April 2020 09:57 (six years ago)

... the last few bars almost convince me that Eric Carmen wrote it as a theme tune.

― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 April 2020 10:03 (six years ago)

seven months pass...

Every time I hear 'We'll Have It Made' by the Spinners, there's at least a second or two where my brain is absolutely convinced it's the theme to an early-'70s sitcom of the same title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxcTU6gzcb0

Like I can picture those opening credits way too vividly.

― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 December 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

Kevin Ayers - Blaming It All On Love
Think Wendy Craig, Richard Briers, Geoffrey Palmer, Esmonde & Larbey etc. Think quietistic, late 70s, middle class suburbia, twitching curtains, everyone calling each other "darling" etc.

this is amazing and perfect

― the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Monday, 7 December 2020 21:54 (five years ago)

nine months pass...

Fox, "Only You Can" (could be Harrison Marks soft porn, could be Thames sitcom)
― robin carmody (robin carmody)

Heard this for the first time today. What a fucking weird song.

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 2 October 2021 02:27 (five years ago)

Most of the songs on 10cc's Bloody Tourists, but that's not a compliment. They don't just sound like late 70s UK TV theme songs, they share the same plotlines and aura of airless anomie.

― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 2 October 2021 02:46 (five years ago)

The Ayers song mentioned above has this same feel, but it's got an emotional melody and a Gilbert O'Sullivan suburban pathos that helps lift it up.

― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 2 October 2021 02:48 (five years ago)

I have long tbought that I’d watch a TV show whose theme was The Sea and Cake’s “Sporting Life”

― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Saturday, 2 October 2021 03:08 (five years ago)

one year passes...

Well, I see I killed the revive a year ago--

OK, having just heard "Native New Yorker" for the first time in years, I had to Google to convince myself that it WASN'T a TV theme....

― gucci meme (theStalePrince), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 02:15 (three years ago)

Farewell Transmission - Songs:Ohia

― BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 1 February 2023 02:29 (three years ago)

Perhaps one of the later seasons of Rhoda could’ve used “Native New Yorker.” Although given that that song was written by a member of the ‘70s era Four Seasons I suppose an earlier rendition sung by Frankie Valli could have been used at an earlier point.

― Josefa, Wednesday, 1 February 2023 02:30 (three years ago)

"Dr. Worm" by They Might Be Giants will be return after these messages.
How about "Hi, We're the Replacements"?

Minimum Wage! (Hyah!)

― Moniker? I barely know 'er! (SlimAndSlam), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 03:00 (three years ago)


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