worst punchline in nicki minaj's "only" verse

"jon & kate plus eight" might somehow be one of the worst grocery bags ever (in 2014!!!) but man that "up-date" line is suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch a bad dad joke

worthy successor to the bedrock poll

i could make a case for at least half of these

"let it soak in like seasoning" is a lowkey contender because it doesn't even make sense

the cutlets one is really cringey

the cutlet one is the only one i don't really mind...

the pop quiz one is so dumb. that's not a name!

chicken cutlets aren't even good though so it's actually a self-diss

john n kate plus 8

said it before, saying it again - no lance stephenson reference is a bad lance stephenson reference.

(voted for the jon & kate line)

essential thread. there are people who talk about how Nicki's verse is the good part of this song or that she should rap more on it and i just wanna yell DUCT TAPE or CUTLET at them.

Are we sure she isn't saying "butt tape"

considering that she let whoever do this video base it off nazi iconography it's possible that the lyrics also got lost in the translation but

http://i.imgur.com/ZRukxIb.png

important poll everyone please vote

aw

honestly i can't decide

the more time i spend thinking about the lyrics the more i wonder if the lyric video director was intentionally making them look even worse

esp if the jeffrey osbourne who directed it is also the singer from LTD

(please let me believe that)

well dammit i've seen his picture on twitter now

he's not the guy who sang "on the wings of love"

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I DON'T DUCK NOBODY BUT TAPE?!?!?!?!?!?