What is the greatest track title of all time?

Shirley Ellis ‎– Ever See A Diver Kiss His Wife While The Bubbles Bounce About Above The Water

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Napoleon XIV - The B side to "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"

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The Uniform - Calling Shit Shit When It Is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8fz0GOh6ek

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"Cool Off Kid Kilowatt" - Guided By Voices

"They're Not Witches" - Guided By Voices
"You're Not an Airplane" - Guided By Voices
"Big Chief Chinese Restaurant" - Guided By Voices
"The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory" - Guided By Voices
"Unleashed! The Large-Hearted Boy" - Guided By Voices
"A Visit to the Creep Doctor" - Guided By Voices

They were good at titling songs.

The Stranglers - '(The Strange Circumstances Which Lead To) Vladimir and Olga (Requesting Rehabilitation In A Siberian Health Resort As A Result Of Stress In Furthering The Peoples Policies)'

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It's the B-side to their single 'Midnight Summer Dream', and credited under the alter ego The Upper Volga Corngrowers Co-Operative Association Choral Dance Ensemble, songwriting credit is "The Stranglerski".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YGoSNOW6fM

Yeah, I have the 12". Its a shame they couldn't have tried harder with the songwriter credit.