Meet Disturbed's amazing frontman David Draiman, The Man Who Speaks Only In Cliches

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Have mainstream hard rock bozos always spoken like brain-damaged athletes, or is this a new thing?

The following quotes were taken from an interview with Mr. Draiman in the Aug / September issue of Revolver. We will, for now, ignore the references by the piece's author to the band "firing on all cylinders" and "hitting the brakes," but if there hasn't already been an Onion parody of an interview between two people who speak completely in tired metaphors, there should be.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Because it's a jungle out there, man, and this is war 17
Actually, we never left (in response to the interview's claim that Disturbed are "back") 10
We wanted to be able to recharge our creative batteries 2
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, you know? 2
Getting back together was always part of the game plan 1
And then [producer] Kevin [Churko] took the reigns and came up with this really great arrangement 1
It was a big reality check for all of us 1
Because here you are starting from scratch again 0
I've just been raring to get back in that driver's seat 0
We always said from day one that it was a strategic move 0
Now, it's time to go into battle 0


Wimmels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 16:39 (ten years ago)

"It's a jungle out there, man... and this is war!"

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 16:44 (ten years ago)

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, you know?"

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 17:29 (ten years ago)

do they give a 110% I need to know

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 17:30 (ten years ago)

All I wanna know is, is that your typo or did the mag's editor really allow the phrase "take the reigns" to make it into print?

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:11 (ten years ago)

"reigns" made it to print

Wimmels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:49 (ten years ago)

no 'we just do what we do and if anyone else likes it it's a bonus'? for shame

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 July 2015 09:02 (ten years ago)

gotta be the classic "actually, we never left"

Joan Crawford Loves Chachi, Thursday, 23 July 2015 11:51 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 00:01 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 30 July 2015 00:01 (ten years ago)

is this guy related to nick swisher y/n

mookieproof, Thursday, 30 July 2015 00:12 (ten years ago)

I interviewed this guy twice, and no matter what the ostensible topic was, all he wanted to talk about was how enraged he was when dudes at his shows flipped him off. "WHEN YOU DO THAT, THAT MEANS SOMETHING! THAT MEANS YOU ARE DISRESPECTING ME, AND THAT MEANS I WANNA FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!"

veronica moser, Thursday, 30 July 2015 00:50 (ten years ago)

would you say he was... disturbed by being flipped off

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 30 July 2015 08:59 (ten years ago)

I'm not saying the guy's smart, but imagine what it's like to be in a commercially-successful band. Countless interviews filled with the the same questions. "Where do you get your ideas," "When can we expect album," etc. Sooner or later, it seems to me that you'd have to start answering with cliches just to say sane.

TetrisAttack, Friday, 31 July 2015 01:56 (ten years ago)

Dude's a mook and I could care less about his band.

But... When he was playing Ozzfest one year (I went to try and figure out which year but Disturbed played it a LOT of times and I went several years so it was either 2001, 2003 or 2006 and it was in Columbus, Ohio) he spent the whole time on his bike around the second stage watching the smaller bands and talking to anyone who came up to him, having a blast.

So good on him! Shame about the music.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 31 July 2015 02:15 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/793959852645253121

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 3 November 2016 17:05 (nine years ago)

that makes so much sense

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 November 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)

I interviewed this guy twice, and no matter what the ostensible topic was, all he wanted to talk about was how enraged he was when dudes at his shows flipped him off. "WHEN YOU DO THAT, THAT MEANS SOMETHING! THAT MEANS YOU ARE DISRESPECTING ME, AND THAT MEANS I WANNA FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!"

I interviewed him three times, and we talked about all kinds of things - my impression has always been that he's smart, just not as smart as he thinks he is. That being said, my reading of his personality (which is bolstered by Serj Tankian referring to him, in my presence, as "Gene Simmons Jr.") makes me think he was probably peacocking for you. He seems like one of those dudes who thinks "it's not necessarily guaranteed that this female journalist wants to fuck me, but she might, so I'll approach this conversation with that in mind".

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 3 November 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)

(If you're not actually female, then I don't know what to tell you.)

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 3 November 2016 17:13 (nine years ago)

iirc, they aren't.

how's life, Thursday, 3 November 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)

i interviewed him four times

adam, Thursday, 3 November 2016 17:37 (nine years ago)

i interviewed him once - we spent the whole time talking about yeshiva

Mordy, Thursday, 3 November 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)

i have not interviewed the lead singer of disturbed

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 November 2016 18:18 (nine years ago)

i often mix him up with aaron lewis from staind (?)

no wait what's the south african band. is that trapt? aaron lewis is the nu metal guy who went all 'country' right

trapt

staind

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:32 (nine years ago)

lewis=staind=right wing country dude now

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)

seether is the shitty band i was trying to think of

aaron lewis 'country boy' is a very unintentionally hilarious song

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)

When I was EIC of Metal Edge, the publicist for Seether got very testy with me because I wouldn't put them on the cover.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 3 November 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)

well why didn't you

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 3 November 2016 22:20 (nine years ago)

So you can fight the Seether...

how's life, Thursday, 3 November 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obLGHzxgRPM

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Friday, 4 November 2016 01:47 (nine years ago)

seether is the shitty band i was trying to think of

A friend of mine dated the lead singer for a few years. He was ... not a good guy.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 4 November 2016 13:47 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/disturbed-karaoke.jpg

See you later, I'm going to go take a look at this suicide robot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

(Inspired by the realization that, despite having encountered countless jokey evocations of the title, I had somehow never actually heard 'Down With the Sickness' before yesterday. It was...

...an experience.)

See you later, I'm going to go take a look at this suicide robot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:58 (six years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q97yFlJ8F4

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:34 (five years ago)

four years pass...

Chicago Bulls fans noticed a rather significant absence at the team's games this week: its six championship banners. As it turns out, there was a reason for that, and it doesn't make the story any more normal.

Per the Chicago Tribune, the banners were removed after sustaining "minor damage" during a concert featuring hard rock acts Disturbed, Three Days Grace and Sevendust, which reportedly used pyrotechnics directly underneath the banners.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 March 2025 15:43 (nine months ago)


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