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virago/Chicago
loin/Des Moines
isn't she/kiddin' me
Prozac/nutsack

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

come on you bunch of showoffs show me whatcha got

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

tarmac/top that

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Regina regatta/vagina dentata

― Nick A., Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

nick wins.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

ok Nick that was totally brilliant.

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Eyeballs / My balls
Nylon mesh / Mr. John Tesh
Dick Cheney / Venal cancer on America's soul

― Matt C., Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

spittoon/octoroon

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Aztec/ass fleck

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

banal sort/anal wart

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Remedy/Anal Bead

(I wrote a song with this rhyme and it totally worked in context)

― Yancey (ystrickler), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

ILM/Stanislaw Lem
ILX/bounce some checks
ILXor/fresh Effexor

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

ethereal/venereal

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan is it just me or do I detect an overarching theme to your rhymin' skilzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I try to stay within my fach.

past reference/vas deferens

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Cocteaus/cock grows
transcend/rear-end

― Clarke B., Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Mugabe/Toonami

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is starting to look like an MC Paul Barman song. And that is not a good thing.

― Nick A., Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

MC Paul Barman song/replica Mark Harmon bong

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Stop it! Mom, he's copying me!

― Nick A., Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

copying Nick A./immobilizing dick ray

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Christ that was awful, sorry about that

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"John Darn13113"/"ooh that smell"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

jody beth rosen / might like to wear liederhosen

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Jody that doesn't rhyme, it's "John Darn13ll3/undergarments of teal"

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm ridda ya/chlamydia

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

illustrated medical dictionary/successful career in rap for Dan Perry

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Jody that doesn't rhyme

You're a better poet than I'm.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

gonna see ya/gonorrhea

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"fremme neppa vennette"/"homo or het"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

New Kids on the Block / Euclid's on my cock

― Matt C., Tuesday, 29 October 2002 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

turbocharged Saab / broccoli rabe

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 29 October 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

mummenschanz/it might be pants

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Mountain Goats on tour / Mounds of stoats and spoor

― Matt C., Tuesday, 29 October 2002 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been hanging round outside your house / your mom's gardening is really grouse

??

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Jody in ultrapowerful comeback shockah!/Mountain Goats on tour drinking harder than Joe Cockah

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I refuse to see the Mountain Goats/Unless you cover "Mairsy Doats"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

uncouth behavior/prof charles xavier

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

newbie-scarin' in-jokes/tossin' back them gin floats

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Fancy a pint?/Why or whyn't?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"Mairzy Doats" is a go/see you at the show

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Pick yer scabs/Itch yer crabs/You gots to know/That you's a ho!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Now, for someone to put this all together/So we can have a song to enjoy in this weather.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

my Mountain Goats rhyme:

"I wish John would play Seattle/so I could enjoy his between-song prattle"

or if you're looking for something a little more rockist:

swayback/Slay Tracks

― Mike Appelstein (mike a), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Penguin Mints / Young Marble Giants

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

fans of slime / anaheim

bitter much? yes.

― gygax!, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/1028/photo/g_thunderstick_i.jpg

thundersticks / flaky flix

― gygax!, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

pocky/chopsocky

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

meg white/fuck all night

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

show dillema last week: mountain goats vs. melt banana / sorry john but i've seen you a bunch of times but i did purchase ghana...*


* seriously, a few months ago from tim / he's got my cash, i hope you get it from him.

― gygax!, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex tourist / Jazz purist.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

virgin defiler/Albert Ayler

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)

defrock/Sonny Sharrock

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

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― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

which Cocteau Twins song is that from?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 01:03 (twenty-three years ago)

For you Mr.Darn13ll13, come rock the mic
Mountain Goats Northampton in the 90's/seems way back then/No one attend/stupid humans
Now its different/folks be with it/lots of people see you then/ I saw the sign-West Mass not East Mass motherfucker..word.

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 02:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my God, mercy me/you were one of the Northampton 3

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

juxtapose/panty hose
ventriloquist/Dragon Fist
super califragalistic expialidocious/ANYTHING

― David Allen, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Put on your dress of orange
And we will buy a door hinge
Put on your dress of orange

Put on your dress of orange
And when you kiss me I will not cor-ringe
Put on your dress of orange

Half Jap, "Red Dress," as heard in The Band That Would Be King.

― Mike Appelstein (mike a), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

i wish i could remember what mf doom rhymed with 'slobodan milosevic'

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 04:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Going of at a slight tangent, Leanne Rimes...with nothing.

― Jez (Jez), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

LeAnn Rimes/dances for dimes

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 08:28 (twenty-three years ago)

rhymin'/hymen

Though Paul Barman did that so it's kinda tainted forever, but so much potential otherwise.

― Bobby D Gray (bedhead), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 08:32 (twenty-three years ago)

...OK but Leanne rhymes with nuffing

― Jez (Jez), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 10:09 (twenty-three years ago)

LeAnn Rimes/Free man's crimes

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Aye, but Leanne...

― Jez (Jez), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 12:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Leanne/began

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Leanne/Seaman

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Wheaties/treaties

― Mike Appelstein (mike a), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

despite all my rage/I am still just a rat in a cage

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

kitchenette/venette

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

i been to france/so let's just dance

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

rennet-filled Slurpees/genital herpes

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

is this where i pull "tales of hiphopographic oceans" out of retirement?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. (See what I did there?)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Another year/gonorrhea

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

can blue men sing the whites?
or are they hypocrites?
- bonzo dog band

― Yes/No Interlude (Yes/No Interlude), Friday, 1 November 2002 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

The Raunchy Young Lepers: "Why play cribbage / When your wife has tittage?"

― Chris Piuma, Friday, 1 November 2002 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

He's the one / Who likes all our pretty songs / And he likes to sing along / And he likes to shoot his gun

― Curtis Stephens, Friday, 1 November 2002 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

You drink a lot of liquor/ Goats eat snails
lol

― CR@ZY, Sunday, 3 November 2002 08:37 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
I'll never forget you/smurf child of blue

― Captain N, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey asshat!/ Say, what's that?

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

just chillin'/
Jakob Dylan

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Marks and Spencer's/Lech Walesa

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

gerbil/verbal
Lederer/Federer

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The Stones/Ramones

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Francisco Pizarro/Mr. bizarro

― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet somewhere MC Paul Barman is, pen-in-hand, copying down this thread word for word.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

floccinaucinihilipilification/Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation

― Nick Mirov (nick), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

orange/orange

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Matt

bugaboo/nanny-nanny-foo-foo

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

comma splice / llama lice

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Count Chocula / won't talk to ya

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

She's precocious / And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush

A gawdawful rhyme redeemed by virtue of its being used in a great song ("Bette Davis Eyes")

― Scott Bloomfield, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

babaganush/Lyndon LaRouche

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...
Train have taken Patrick Swayze/mayonnaisey.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...
Rime suffisante/John Frusciante.

― fancybill, Saturday, 1 January 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

She's precocious / And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
A gawdawful rhyme redeemed by virtue of its being used in a great song ("Bette Davis Eyes")
and also:She's ferocious/and she knows just what it takes
to make a pro blush

― betty garbo, Saturday, 1 January 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
Edgar Allen Poe/David Allen Coe

― Heidy- Ho, Saturday, 23 April 2005 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

1. I'm as serious as Donder, Blitzen or Prancer
When I say that rhythm is a dancer

2. Stick your hands up your derriere
And wave' em like you just don't care

3. If you're ready to party till the break of dawn
At the count of three, scream "Eric Hobsbawm"

4. Bass! How low can you go?
Death row? Or a bungalow?

― Dr Benway (dr benway), Sunday, 24 April 2005 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

chancre
sank her

icicle
testicle

revive her
saliva

― lucas (lucas), Sunday, 24 April 2005 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

spectacle/capital
hipster/glamour
concupiscence/convalescence
Charlotte/harlot/scarlet
pathology/hegemony
popsicle/hospital (thank you Mr. Gartside)

Some of these are probably overarching, but eh well.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Sunday, 24 April 2005 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

pachyderm/comes to term

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 April 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)


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