Jodie Sweetin Doesn't Look Like This Anymore
― scott seward, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)
that's all i got...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:41 (ten years ago)
but i think it would make a helluva title.
The Struggles of Being the Short One in the Office
― nomar, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:45 (ten years ago)
that is a great emo title. if they still make those.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:46 (ten years ago)
Classic Or Dud
― flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 06:53 (ten years ago)
(sorry Tom!)
How to be Crowned the Queen or Kind of Pies
(typo as transcribed)
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:04 (ten years ago)
that's a good one.
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:24 (ten years ago)
Modern Liberalism is a Satanic Death Cult
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 25 September 2015 00:22 (ten years ago)
(obv that one is from The Blaze)
These sound like great obnoxious 70s album titles with yawnsomely literal covers.
― EDB, Friday, 25 September 2015 15:47 (ten years ago)
Share If You Feel America Has Lost Its Way
― flappy bird, Friday, 25 September 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)
new Bright Eyes album title for sure.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2015 16:10 (ten years ago)
how about spam text that would make a great title?
just got "Iniquitous Gestation"
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Monday, 28 September 2015 19:02 (ten years ago)
Taylor Swift Finally Reveals Her Outrageous Home
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:29 (ten years ago)
22 Outrageous Cheerleader Fails
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 3 October 2015 02:17 (ten years ago)
"LIAR!" Cries the Pope
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 3 October 2015 03:18 (ten years ago)
Demi Lovato Just Brilliantly Shut Down Everyone Blaming Mass Shootings On Mental Illness
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 00:10 (ten years ago)
Weird title for a reggaeton compilation
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 00:43 (ten years ago)
‘Phubbing’ is ruining American relationships
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 8 October 2015 05:13 (ten years ago)
The Ten Greatest Musclebound Beasts
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 15:20 (ten years ago)
Auto-Generating Clickbait With Recurrent Neural Networks (ft. Merzbow)
― it me, Thursday, 15 October 2015 10:11 (ten years ago)
Save Young Wallabies from City Lights
Goat Dismembered and Sacrificed for Religious Purposes Deserves Justice
― these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 October 2015 11:30 (ten years ago)
notwithstanding the serious/unpleasant nature of its actual content the website animalpetitions.org is quite good for this
― these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 October 2015 11:31 (ten years ago)
11 Celebs Who Loved Hitler
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 October 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)
14 Actors Who Should be Ashamed of Themselves
― hardcore dilettante, Monday, 26 October 2015 12:00 (ten years ago)
11 Things You Didn't Want to Know
― how's life, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 12:31 (ten years ago)
THE 10 LONGEST BONERS EVER AND THE STORIES BEHIND THEM
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:20 (ten years ago)
P sure The Offspring already used that
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:23 (ten years ago)
Nah, that's Blink-182's Greatest Hits set!
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:29 (ten years ago)
Selfies That Unfortunately Ended in Death
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 12:14 (ten years ago)
Nobody in Hollywood Wants to Sleep With These Stars
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 12:20 (ten years ago)
those are both good
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:15 (ten years ago)
good thread
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:27 (ten years ago)
This Is What Will Happen When You Eat Avocados Every Day
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:39 (ten years ago)
maybe for a rasta jam band
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 15:18 (ten years ago)
new Fall song title on my Facebook:
Fire Kids Edition Tablet
― scott seward, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 15:35 (ten years ago)
10 Rock Stars Who Completely Wiped Out On Stage
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)
13 Rappers With Ridiculously Big Egos We Just Can't Stand
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:24 (nine years ago)
Famous People, Infamous Busts
― juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
ooh, that one is good
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
britpop record, I imagine
― juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
all-female glam band
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 17:02 (nine years ago)
Fun Explanation of the Camera Trick Behind a Viral Vine
― how's life, Friday, 29 July 2016 10:31 (nine years ago)
The Most Frequently Played Song In The World Is One We All Hate
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
^^^ next Morrissey album
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Sunday, 14 August 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/wQrUGwd.jpg
― mick signals, Sunday, 14 August 2016 19:47 (nine years ago)
Three Men Wrote Wonder Woman, and That's a Problem
― punksishippies, Sunday, 14 August 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)
21 memes that are too pure for this world
― punksishippies, Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:17 (nine years ago)
"Phil Collins and the rise of mid-lifers drinking their way to oblivion."
https://www.twitter.com/simonblackwell/status/788108799294971904
― Noel Emits, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:07 (nine years ago)
This Woman Devoted Her Whole Life To Burying Deceased Infants Abandoned In Hospitals
― The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 7 November 2016 14:47 (nine years ago)
f you wrong a raven, it will remember
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 9 June 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)
Angelina Jolie's Daughter Used To Be Adorable, But Today She Looks Insane
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Sunday, 8 April 2018 17:32 (seven years ago)
5 Grooming Products Indian Men Need In Their Life Immediately
― doug watson, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)
I Wanted To Be Rory Gilmore Growing Up. Watching Gilmore Girls Now, I Cringe
Awesome emo title
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 20:26 (seven years ago)
They Turned the Wal-Mart Yodeling Boy Into Pop Country Garbage
― Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 27 April 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)
I had to Google this one.. oy!
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Friday, 27 April 2018 19:42 (seven years ago)
The Sound When These Two Men Smash Their Dicks And Balls Together Will Stay With You Long Into The Night
― Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Monday, 11 June 2018 10:10 (seven years ago)
for ages and ages and ages, I had in my head that there's a piece of culture, an album or a novel or a play called 'How To Fold A Fitted Sheet', but apparently not. I'm sure there is though
― My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Monday, 11 June 2018 11:24 (seven years ago)
Wendy's Savage Response To IHOP's Name Change
― omar little, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)
Here Are 12 Unborn Animals In The Womb
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)
Album contains 10 tracks
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:28 (seven years ago)
What are your browsing habits that lead to these clickbait ads?
― Martin Landau Ballet (Leee), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:31 (seven years ago)
Cute animals, wombs
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:26 (seven years ago)
German zoo's 'escaped' animals didn't actually escape, just hiding
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:35 (seven years ago)
Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:36 (seven years ago)
Think Van Morrison will claim that one soon.
― Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:37 (seven years ago)
Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:38 (seven years ago)
France Is Running Out of Butter for Its Croissants
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:41 (seven years ago)
The world's oldest living land creature is a gay tortoise named Jonathan
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:44 (seven years ago)
Spaniard raised by wolves disappointed with human life
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:48 (seven years ago)
That's the first one I'd actually buy!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 07:15 (seven years ago)
http://forthefamily.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/the-one-habit-every-father-should-avoid.jpg
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 19:46 (seven years ago)
that particular one is kinda Post Here When You See A Clickbait Link That Would Make A Horrible 70s Album Title
― soref, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 20:35 (seven years ago)
"Tree Man" Makes The Ladies "Lose It"
― weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 09:18 (seven years ago)
What I HATE About My Tiny House
― ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)
You Deserve A Man Who Doesn’t Spend His Free Time On The Toilet Flirting With Other Women Online
― Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 14 October 2018 02:46 (seven years ago)
Why I'm Risking Everything for Math and Science
― Darin, Sunday, 14 October 2018 20:37 (seven years ago)
How yoga pants grew into a $48-billion giant that’s replacing jeans
― verlaine & rambo (morrisp), Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:03 (seven years ago)
feel like this song belongs in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2NZWBvfWI
― frogbs, Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:08 (seven years ago)
frogbs you were correct
― You're all losing so many points on your progress bars (Champiness), Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:18 (seven years ago)
I’m Finally Ready To Show The World My Tumours
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 19 November 2018 21:01 (seven years ago)
Why Hollywood Won't Cast Zooey Deschanel Anymore
― The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 December 2018 06:08 (seven years ago)
did you click? Zooey's lovely she doesn't deserve that.
― kraudive, Monday, 3 December 2018 09:53 (seven years ago)
Why do people experience phantom rectum?
― koogs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)
Shady Things Everyone Just Ignores About Pete Davidson
― The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 05:46 (seven years ago)
Crypto Is Down, So Why Am I Smiling?
― ((O))_____((O)) (esby), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:07 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6u0qAJBGZM
smh, Bryn Jones has been dead for 20 years and they're still coming out with "new" Muslimgauze albums
― v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Sunday, 30 December 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)
SubhanAllah! Cat Will Not Walk on The Quran ***MIRACLE***
― v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Sunday, 30 December 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)
“Gut Doctor ‘I Beg Americans to Throw Out This Vegetable Now’”
― i stan corrected (morrisp), Saturday, 5 January 2019 03:10 (seven years ago)
"Would you eat recycled landfill meat?"
― koogs, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 13:16 (seven years ago)
The lost Zappa/Beefheart album
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 13:39 (seven years ago)
A Brief History of Toilet-Based Animal Attacks - the url would be an even better title.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 January 2019 10:03 (seven years ago)
I've found the logical endgame of clickbait. There is no feasible reason for this to exist apart from pulling in strange google searches.
'Blue' Crew! Smurfs, Na'vi, and Other Faves
https://ew.com/gallery/blue-crew-smurfs-navi-and-other-faves/
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Thursday, 25 April 2019 11:02 (six years ago)
LIVE: Alnwick Garden Love Triangle Attempted Murder Sentencing
Dunno if it'd be a good album, but it's the most Evening Chronicle headline ever
― sbahnhof, Thursday, 19 March 2020 08:30 (five years ago)
also the first live album in the thread
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:50 (five years ago)
There's a ton of "Megan" ones
― Mark G, Thursday, 19 March 2020 18:58 (five years ago)
Sandra Bullock's Son Used To Be Adorable, Now He Looks Insane
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 July 2020 03:40 (five years ago)
Hmm
Angelina Jolie's Daughter Used To Be Adorable, But Today She Looks Insane― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Sunday, April 8, 2018 12:32 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Sunday, April 8, 2018 12:32 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 July 2020 03:43 (five years ago)