From The A.V. Club:
Unlikely challengers for the P.A. system holiday crown, The Shins have successfully deposed Mariah Carey as the undisputed queen of music you grow slowly annoyed by while doing last-minute Christmas shopping at the mall. For 20 years, Carey has held that holly-festooned, commercially acceptable throne with her alternately breathy and poppy “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” a song scientifically designed to be just barely tolerable for the length of time it takes to walk from one end to the other of an H&M.But now, according to the taste enforcers at PlayNetwork (the company that helps more than 400 companies design their in-store playlists), Queen Carey has been booted down the chimney to number two. In her place: The Shins, covering Paul McCartney’s yuletide HateSong candidate, “Wonderful Christmastime.”
It’s not clear what a cover of one of the least essential songs ever written by a member of the Beatles is doing playing in so many stores—it’s possible that people are just relieved to have a version that doesn’t sound like Sir Paul gets gunned down in a drive-by synthesizer battle halfway through its run—but it doesn’t change the omnipresent holiday fact: Enter a mall this year, and you’re going to hear indie rockers crooning “Ding dong, ding dong” until your ears start to bleed. (Work at a mall this year, meanwhile, and you’ll feel the song slowly become tattooed to the inside of your brain.)
The Shins find themselves presiding over a list that proves the old holiday rule: release a commercial cover of a Christmas favorite, and you’ll never go unplayed again. After all, where but in the heart of the capitalist Christmas spirit could Coldplay, Christina Aguilera, and Train—that’s right, “Drops Of Jupiter” themselves—appear together on a playlist of heavily rotationed tunes? It’s a Christmas miracle, folks.
Vote for your favourite, or at least the one you are least sick of hearing by the end of the current holiday shopping season. Poll conveniently left open until roughly around store-closing-time on Christmas Eve.
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| The Waitresses “Christmas Wrapping” | 11 |
| Darlene Love “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” | 9 |
| Mariah Carey “All I Want For Christmas Is You” | 5 |
| Paul McCartney “Wonderful Christmastime” | 5 |
| Elvis Presley “Blue Christmas” | 3 |
| Vince Guaraldi Trio “Christmas Time Is Here” | 2 |
| The Shins “Wonderful Christmastime” | 1 |
| Bing Crosby “White Christmas” | 1 |
| Train “What Christmas Means To Me” | 0 |
| Christina Aguilera “Christmas Time” | 0 |
| She & Him “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” | 0 |
| Jack Johnson “Someday At Christmas” | 0 |
| Pentatonix “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)” | 0 |
| Sam Smith “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” | 0 |
| Kelly Clarkson “Underneath The Tree” | 0 |
| Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings “White Christmas” | 0 |
| Jose Feliciano “Feliz Navidad” | 0 |
| Michael Buble “A Holly Jolly Christmas” | 0 |
| Ella Fitzgerald “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” | 0 |
| Coldplay “Christmas Lights” | 0 |
― Fetty Wap Is Strong In Here (cryptosicko), Sunday, 13 December 2015 04:02 (ten years ago)