My New Album (Do Not Read This If You Hate Me)

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I was going to add 'do not read this if you are a critic and may at some point review me', but hell, let's forget 'tactical'. Today I just want to sing the inherent joys of creative satisfation.

Some of you may have noticed a certain insane playfulness in my recent ilXoR postings (eg The Tragedie of Michael Jackson, King of Pop thread). The reason is very simple. Despite the fact that it's the most miserable month of the calendar, and I've had, for various reasons, one of the most miserable years of my adult life, I am this week on a total moonwalking high because I've finished my new album and it sounds just, well, wonderful. And this totally justifies my life. This (rather than to make pompous sarky comments on ILX threads) is why I exist.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 1 November 2002 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It isn't at all normal for me to feel this way. When I finish a record I'm usually like 'Meh, it's okay, chuck it out and think about something else'. Things are different this time because I collaborated with a young reproducer from Michigan. His reworkings of my songs are what makes this record sound, I think, unlike anything else out there. I can listen to it as if someone else made it. And yet nobody else could have made it!

In between those two facts all my pleasure negotiates. It's like a record I dreamed (I literally did dream one of the songs) then woke up to find actually existed. In the dream, it was like all my old records, but somehow freshened and radicalised by weird splicings, ultra-daring structures, surreal lyrics and melodies. It finds itself at some sort of formalist forefront, which is not where Momus records usually are, but certainly where I want them to be.

What does it sound like? Well, imagine Tom Waits' 'Blood Money' album remixed and restructured by DAT Politics. Or imagine the last Bjork if she'd already been deep inside Matthew Barney's world and had really let Matmos apply the scalpel rather than just tick and tinker at the edges of her sound.

Please, when it comes out early next year, do listen to this album if you hate me.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 1 November 2002 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

...or you could let us listen to a couple of teaser MP3s in the meantime... ;)

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 1 November 2002 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay. This is a world premiere. Becauze I lovez youze guyz. Download to disk My Sperm Is Not Your Enemy. (Due to the peculiarities of my server, it's best to choose the 'download link to disk as text' option.) The file is 5.1 MB.

What you're hearing here is from the early comedy / porno part of the album's spectrum, which goes quite dark and serious towards the end. My song was radically restructured by John Talaga, the 'reproducer'. The 8 bit coda is by Adam Bruneau and will form part of a 'ringtone cycle' at the end of the record. (Adam and John are both in Super Madrigal Brothers, who I release on my US label American Patchwork.)

Momus (Momus), Friday, 1 November 2002 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a scene in the movie Strange Brew where one of the McKenzie brothers was playing a video game console which then started to overheat. This song is what would happen if he had kept playing and the machine started to melt, and if the plot of the game had consisted of a character at the bottom of the screen trying to defend himself against gigantic clumps of sperm being lobbed down from the top of the screen by the boss creature at the top (who just happens to be wearing an eyepatch, natch). The secret twist of the game is when the player at the bottom discovers that the big globs are not harmful but are, in fact, power-ups.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 1 November 2002 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

(and forgive me, but I now want to refer to John Talaga as John Galaga; not knowing anything about him yet, this could very well be fully intentional)

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 1 November 2002 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

It is downright eerie how you never fail to hit upon practically every one of my current interests in culture! I can hardly wait to hear the new album--the influences sound very promising.

I think that informing people about other artists is a very important thing for an artist to do, and it is great to know of another artist who does so!

Ashley Andel, Friday, 1 November 2002 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I never thought of October as being a miserable month. It's actually very pleasant in my neck of the woods. Leaves changing colors, a nip in the air. February on the other hand, now there's a miserable month...

Mark M, Friday, 1 November 2002 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Here in Japan it's been November for over 12 hours!

I usually get 'Novemberitis' but this year I'm feeling like my personal cloud will carry me through it.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 1 November 2002 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never in my life heard a Momus record, despite being dimly aware of him/you/er/...y'know since Melody Maker's halcyon days of 1990-94. Is an S/D too much to ask?

Charlie (Charlie), Friday, 1 November 2002 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

nb. i'm very much predisposed towards liking Momus very much - I've painted the music as something between Stephin Merritt and, uh, Coldcut or something...

Charlie (Charlie), Friday, 1 November 2002 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus S/D

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 1 November 2002 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Also features some alleged slagging by Alan McGee!

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 1 November 2002 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Destroy: all my past work.
Search: all my future work.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 1 November 2002 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Destroy: all my past work.
Search: all my future work.

Oi! You said that 18 months ago...which would mean ignoring Folktronic, which I'm not sure I want to do. Seriously, where to start? Is there anything to be gained by getting chronlolgical on yo' ass? And is this even possible? (ie. what's been deleted, and what should I be able to find without too much bother in, er, any record shop of repute in Sydney?)

Charlie (Charlie), Friday, 1 November 2002 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that song a lot. It's all obvious keyboard sounds, and the falling apart before the coda is great. I'm looking forward to hearing the full album, even more because of your description.
"surreal lyrics and melodies" is exactly what I look for in music.

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 1 November 2002 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, where to start?

The 8 or so Creation albums are getting hard to find since the demise of Creation Records, so only the foolhardy would advance in chronological order. There is a good possibility that Sony will allow Cherry Red / Analog Baroque, my current UK label, to release all the old Creation stuff in the next year or so. They've already given the go-ahead for a Best Of The Creation Years compilation to come out on Analog Baroque next year, entitled 'Forbidden Software Timemachine'. That, plus the 2003 album 'Oskar Tennis Champion' (March release) would be good starting points.

I also still like the last few albums back to 1997: 'Ping Pong', 'The Little Red Songbook', 'Stars Forever' and 'Folktronic'. Perhaps the latter two are more widely available and better. Stars Forever is a double which could be slimmed down to one indispensible CD and one dispensible CD.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 1 November 2002 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

slimmed down to one indispensible CD

ooh. name names. i want people to come hunting for refunds.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 1 November 2002 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not really a fan but i have enjoyed reading the reports momus' has been filing about the creation of his new album, and his excitement here is rather charming, a surprise and i may have to hear the record.

keith (keithmcl), Friday, 1 November 2002 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlie - ignore the gret man himself, start with Tender Pervert and Voyager (if you can find them).

BTW, excellently weird new song Mr Currie!

Zanny Gognet (Zanny Gognet), Friday, 1 November 2002 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

'best of the creation era' - yay !!!

fantasy tracklist :

* platinum
* xmas on earth
* how do you find my sister ?
* the cabriolet
* cibachrome blue
* hairstyle of the devil
* 3rd party, fire and theft
* closer to you

* gatecrasher
* the homosexual ( my favourite songwords
of all time when i was 19)
* monsters of love
* virtual reality
* trans siberian express
* rhetoric (the one i play to people who'd probably hate
a lot of the earlier stuff, or who have never heard of momus
who then always say 'hey who's this ?', i think even my mum would
like this song)
* a dull documentary
* spacewalk

i fantasised that *someone* in the recent mojo 'heroes' article
(for their 100th edition) would be shown holding a framed picture
of momus, but it wasn't to be.

piscesboy, Friday, 1 November 2002 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus that reproducer guy looks just like this guy whose nickname is Voinha and i meet few weeks ago, the onyl diference is that he doesnt have acne and his haircut is better

Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Friday, 1 November 2002 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

lol. Yeah, don't listen to Momus, start with Voyager. Nick, I'm eagerly awaiting the new record. I adore SuperMad's 'Shakestation', so the ReproduXtion of Oskar should be heaven.

kinski (kinski), Friday, 1 November 2002 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

*listens to mp3* ?!?!? Okay, maybe I have a heavily corrupted version or something, but it's this insane collage of watery sounds and burbles, with just enough hints of Momus singing to confirm that it is what it is. It's like hearing a video game buried in 100 fathoms of water. A strange experience!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 November 2002 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't that what listening to My Bloody Valentine for the first time was like, though? That sense of 'Can this be right? Is it really supposed to have that underwater sound?'

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 2 November 2002 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(Actually, it shouldn't sound that weird. Maybe you do have a file problem.)

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 2 November 2002 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds a bit like what I've heard from the infamous hanle y, but that Strange Brew thing Sean said is so fucking right on that it hurts.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 2 November 2002 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I'm Hanle y with a record contract! (Which is a way of saying I'm the Steam Age Hanle y.)

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 2 November 2002 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you two could collaborate? I'm thinking singable songs for chickenbears and anal bats? I'll bet it hasn't been done.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 2 November 2002 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

*downloads onto home computer* Okay, MUCH better! Must have been something to do with the work setup or something! Mmmm, dark crunchy Hammer Horror synths...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 2 November 2002 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Now you kind of miss that underwater version, though, don't you? That giddy moment of boundary crisis, that exciting panic you get when you think 'Can this be what pop music has become -- this... this garbled bubbly gloop about sperm?'

Like a misheard lyric, your work computer downloaded the file you subconsciously wanted to hear. And no matter how many times you now hear the 'correct' version, it will always have a touch of 'full fathom five' about it in your mind, no?

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 2 November 2002 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't go that far. I've got the 'wrong' version loaded on the work computer and can relisten to it at whim. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 2 November 2002 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the new musical wave: REMIX by parity error!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 2 November 2002 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

momus why are all your songs about jizz?

cloak, Sunday, 3 November 2002 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Quick Pandora! Shut that box!

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 November 2002 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Congratulations Momus! I look forward to hearing it. Unfortunately I am technologically unsavvy and seem to have problems downloading that link = I am no longer Nick Currie's prospective second wife(?), but "My Sperm is not Your Enemy" sounds most promising. Sorry to hear it's been a shitty year for you...(maybe it has something to do with living too close to the source of your J-inspiration?) but I wish you the best in gay Paree...

Mary (Mary), Sunday, 3 November 2002 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

momus why are all your songs about jizz?

Do you ever take your cloak of anonymity to the cleaners?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 4 November 2002 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

haha:

"TAKE NOTE: Gaijin bands are mixing up the music industry"

gygax!, Tuesday, 5 November 2002 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
you smell you smell you smell you smell this page is boring

caralski peti one, Tuesday, 10 August 2004 12:59 (twenty years ago)


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