Jesus

Jesus is in the mainline
Tell him what you want
Jesus is on the mainline
Tell him what you want
Jesus is on the main line
Tell him what you want
Call him up and tell him what you want

Jesus gonna be here
He's gonna be here soon
He's gonna cover is up with leaves
And a blanket from the moon

Jesus, help me find my proper place
Jesus, help me find my proper place
Help me in my weakness because I've fallen out of grace
Jesus, Jesus

He's a rebel and a heartbreaker
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker

Jesus gonna make up my dying bed

jesus, the notorious just please us, with your lyrical thesis

so i speak my piece, keep my peace, cubans with the jesus piece

Jesus is just allright

They hung him on a cross and he died in pain
Three days later he's alive again
Zip bam boo zama lama la boo there's freedom in Jesus Christ

Jesus will hold his fiery hand to the gun

You see that Jesus is a cunt
And never helped you with a thing that you do,
or you done

Jesus Christ was born today
Jesus Christ was born
Jesus Christ was born today
Jesus Christ was born

Santa Dog's a Jesus foetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus foetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus foetus
Has no presents
Has no presents
In the future

and Jesus Christ he is my Lord
and Jesus Christ he is my friend

A howling tempest on a silent sea
Lovely Jesus nailed to a tree

Jesus shot me in the head

And the thief he climbed that cross
To share that other's fate
But the Jesus man said "Not now,
my brother, not now, it's far too late"

(something like that anyway)

'sblood never failed me yet,
never failed me yet,
'sblood never faaaailed meeeee yet

I have a cup of Jesus
first thing in the morning
I have a cup of Jesus
to get my spirit up
I fill me to the rim
with the love that pours from him
ah the goodness of Jesus
is always worth a second cup

Prepare yourself, you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
everyone wanted to hang out with him

In the times I dream of Jesus
It's like he's coming through the walls
When I'm working at my desk at night
I hear his footsteps in the hall

My buddies shun me since I turned to Jesus
They say I'm missing a whole world of fun

Some people they'll try to fool you.
There's nothing else to do,
But Jesus Christ, my saviour,
He got better things for you.

Life is white
And I am black
Jesus and his lawyer
Are coming back