Victoria Beckham's secret hiphop album has leaked

I cant listen to it at work but im so excited to check out what2003 missed out on

http://worldofwonder.net/victoria-beckhams-secret-hip-hop-album-leaked-everything-needed-today/

Oh my stars. Think about what you think it might sound like...and it's actually worse than that.

You mean she actually starts off a song with the line "My name is Victoria and I'm here to say.."?

Ha! No, but now I wish she had. There's not really any rapping to speak of...it's more like stock 2003 club r&b pop, but she's such a wet noodle that none of these songs have any presence at all.

Mediocre R&B is the worst music ever.

Uh...

To be fair, though, I keep forgetting she's meant to be a singer.

what the fuck, is this a don't disturb this groove interpolation

ok wikipedia informs me that part isn't new

I'm really not sure why I spent however many minutes listening to that, but I won't repeat the experience again. It's not grating, just tremendously dull, like everyone involved couldn't be bothered to even try.

Ol' Dirty suddenly popping up on 'That Dude' alone makes this worth while fuiud

You mean she actually starts off a song with the line "My name is Victoria and I'm here to say.."?

Ha! No, but now I wish she had.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=457

Clips of most of the album were running around back when it was cancelled in various places, so not much of a surprise there.

"Let Your Head Go" was a secret banger though, should have done a whole album like that. Literally dozens of gays would have bought some of that.

ahahahah that M.O.P. feature tho

...I thought it had to be a different britisher M.O.P. that I was unfamiliar with, but nope!