Most sensual lyric/image from 'A Sensual Experience' (written, sung & photographed by Ed Rambeau)

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
[two pigeons fight over a crust]	2
[Ed Rambeau clinks two wine glasses together in front of a framed photo of Ed Rambeau's vacantly smiling face]	2
[Ed Rambeau, dressed in a Marine Corp vest, hangs off the side of a DUKW as a butterfly pollinates flowers]	1
[Ed Rambeau's reclining, semi-nude figure adorns the side of a bus]	1
[cool revolving ducks and bubbles]	1
lay down over here and let me rub your body / make you realize how much you're glad you got me	1
[a sad man naps in Central Park]	0
[HOLYSHIT THAT GUY JUST DID A FRONTFLIP OVER 3 PEOPLE'S BACKS]	0
[a lady eats something with a plastic fork in Central Park]	0
[Flames engulf Ed Rambeau's smiling face (again)]	0
[3/4 profile of Ed Rambeau with autumn leaves and butthole]	0
had a bad day, baby? I can see it in your eyes	0
[Ed Rambeau kisses a fan on the cheek]	0
[a framed photo of Ed Rambeau looks down at us from atop the headboard of Ed Rambeau's empty bed]	0
[Ed Rambeau relaxes in a meadow as orbs encircle his head]	0
[nine semi-nude Ed Rambeaus squat before nine fake fireworks displays]	0
[a shirtless Ed Rambeau gazes in awe as the Star of Bethlehem materializes over a cathedral]	0
[Ed Rambeau smiles vacantly between two starbursts]	0
[feathers waft past Ed Rambeau's enormous head]	0
[a cyclone of instruments and music notes zooms past a shirtless Ed Rambeau. he has played every one of those instrumen	0
[a shirtless Ed Rambeau dances with paint splotches]	0
[Ed Rambeau inserts an Ed Rambeau CD into a DVD slot]	0
well just relax, cause I know what you need and you need it right now, so come on baby	0
just come over here and curl up by my side now / gonna take you on a sexy little ride now	0
girl get ready for a sensual experience	0
slide on over here and slip out of those sandals / put some music on while I light up the candles	0
gonna take you on a sensual experience	0
what a night with that full moon overhead / see it shining through the window on the bed	0
let me take you on a sensual experience, like no other	0
my intention is to lift your spirits higher / just relax and hear the crackle of the fire	0
and you won't forget this sensual experience, like no other	0
tender love until you're feeling so fine / then I'll pour us both a little glass of wine	0
gonna kiss you from your head to your toes / come on baby just slip out of all those clothes	0
then I'll carry you into the bedroom / and I can guarantee it won't be a dead room	0
[flames engulf Ed Rambeau's smiling face]	0
[zoom-in of a pensive young lady with a nose ring]	0
[an elegant lady is overwhelmed by Times Square, fake disco lights, and probably Ed Rambeau]	0
[abstract tunnel of moon sandals]	0
[Rambeau Safari: A Brave New Adventure: 12 Original Songs Written & Arranged by Ed Rambeau]	0

― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Monday, 14 November 2016 07:32 (eight years ago)

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― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Monday, 14 November 2016 07:32 (eight years ago)

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― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Monday, 14 November 2016 07:33 (eight years ago)

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― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Monday, 14 November 2016 07:33 (eight years ago)

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― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Monday, 14 November 2016 07:35 (eight years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 20 November 2016 00:01 (eight years ago)

There is mystic work here.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 November 2016 01:26 (eight years ago)

I can't thank you enough for this gift of sensuality, Ned.

― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Sunday, 20 November 2016 14:26 (eight years ago)

It needed to be shared to all. Unregistered put in a lot of work here.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 November 2016 17:57 (eight years ago)

looking at his website, Ed is also a published author:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Forbidden-Steps-Ed-Rambeau-ebook/dp/B0050C74WA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1479666113&sr=8-3&keywords=Ed+Rambeau

― soref, Sunday, 20 November 2016 18:24 (eight years ago)

In a year from now, Ed Rambeau will suddenly seem to have disappeared off the face of the earth. Humanity and ILM (which is not far from disappearing either, mind) will forget about him. The first 'digital world war', unleashed in 2019 because Putin said something nasty - though not entirely untrue - about the Flotus, will destroy the internet as we know it. Including all archives, internet history, geocities pages, social media and our endless drivel on here.
In 2043, a young kid, born in the year Snowden got the death penalty, stumbles onto a highly secretive dark web project to restore the pre-historic internet we find ourselves on now. Joining in and being inspired, he pastes together bits and bites, and manages to restore this very thread. He unravels the mystery that is Ed Rambeau. A year later, Light In The Attic reissues Ed Rambeau's records on vinyl and 8-track, to critical acclaim. "The '40s Lewis is here, and it's spectacular", Whiney G. Weingarten raves at indie music's biggest website Toolshed.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 20 November 2016 18:26 (eight years ago)

And the name of the young lad who unearthed it all, in 2043, was... Ned Raggett Jr.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 20 November 2016 18:27 (eight years ago)

And that's...the rest of the story. Good day!

― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Sunday, 20 November 2016 18:50 (eight years ago)

I have good days and bad tbh

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 20 November 2016 19:03 (eight years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 21 November 2016 00:01 (eight years ago)

Pigeons FTW

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 November 2016 00:37 (eight years ago)

it's symbolic, isn't it?

the crust of bread = the American record-buying public

pigeon #1 (who initially latches onto the bread) = a fresh-faced 21-year old Eddie 'Concrete and Clay' Rambeau

pigeon #2 (who steals the bread right out of pigeon #1's beak) = The Beatles

but instead of attacking pigeon #2 or going off in search of another crust, pigeon #1 strips down to its boxers, releases 20 albums of jazz standards and schlock-pop on cdbaby, and trolls youtube and facebook to flirt with the half-dozen girl pigeons who still remember the time he briefly held onto a crust of bread in 1965.

― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Monday, 21 November 2016 01:25 (eight years ago)

are there any other pop songs that rhyme "sandals" with "candles"? I feel like there must be, but I can't think of one.

― soref, Monday, 21 November 2016 02:24 (eight years ago)

Your candles burned out long before
Your sandals ever did

― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Monday, 21 November 2016 02:52 (eight years ago)

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