Best Description of What Liam Gallagher's New Album "As You Were" Will Sound Like in this NME Article

cut off options:

1 - President Phil Christie said Liam was currently recording “big, bold and heartfelt” songs, that feel “important and culturally relevant.”

4 - Mat Whitecross, director of Oasis movie Supersonic, told fans they can expect an “epic” solo record, one that sounds like the Velvet Underground.

It has to be #1.

Liam season lmao

#8 is pretty choice

i like number 4 the best. i mean what if liam actually did make an epic record that sounded like vu?

I think the cut off options are somehow better than the real options

Is one of the songs going to be titled "Big James (Little James Pt 2)"?

What poor soul will be playing guitar on this ?

If recent live rehearsals are anything to go by, Liam’s solo output is going to be “dangerous”

Colon, reminding us just how dangerous music can be!

One thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a gutsy, in-your-face solo statement.

this is otherwise known as a 'blumpkin' iirc

i think the phrase "well tasty" is gonna be in my head for awhile

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“They’ve got flair, attitude, the melodies are sick and the words are fucking funny."

one that sounds like the Velvet Underground.

hoping for the velvet underground of 'i'm sticking with you'

probably closer to lsqueeze vu if at all tho

Alan McGee, who first signed Oasis to Creation Records in 1993, claimed Liam’s solo debut would “probably be very good

love this hedging from McGee

i'm a fan of "One thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a gutsy, in-your-face solo statement."

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Heh, yeah. If Alan McGee truly believed that Liam was going to put out a good solo album, he would have been full-on with the hyperbole. McGee saying something like "it'll probably be very good" more than likely means "Liam's record is likely to be shit."

If, after recording a demo of some songs, one of my bandmates described them as "Proper sparse, really pumping," I would not know if they meant that as a positive or negative.

"That's proper sparse, really pumping."

"So...I should sing...louder? Faster?"

just give it a sick melody and make it proper tasty

sometimes i do pause and reflect on how many lolz these dipshits have given me over the years through their interviews, it's just beautiful

hoping for the velvet underground of 'i'm sticking with you'

Ferryboat Bill or nothing.

President Phil Christie said Liam was currently recording “big, bold and heartfelt” songs, that feel “important and culturally relevant.”

honestly is there anything that is less culturally relevant than a liam gallagher solo album

I didn't mind the whole shtick so much when Oasis were on their first couple of albums, but from Standing on the Shoulder of Giants onwards the Gallagher's just looked increasingly delusional. Noel's music these days is the blandest it's ever been and Liam is a has-been that still thinks he's the mutts nuts.

trying to work out why "tasty" is such a repellent word -- it's offputting even when it's describing food

honestly is there anything that is less culturally relevant than a liam gallagher solo album

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I want to know what Noel thinks

Liam Gallagher reportedly takes a swipe at his brother Noel on his new album.

The 44-year-old rocker has just finished his solo record and one of the tracks, 'Never Wanna Be Like You', is said to be aimed at his older brother, according to The Sun newspaper.

Liam - whose ongoing feud with his former Oasis bandmate is legendary - is reportedly set to release his first single from the new album before the summer in the UK, while he is also poised to appear at a number of big events across Europe over the coming months, including the Reading and Leeds festivals.

Last month, meanwhile, Liam accused his sibling of being fake in a Twitter tirade.

The outspoken rock star slammed Noel for supposedly behaving in a way that wasn't genuine during a trip home to Manchester, England.

He wrote: "See the fake bombing about in his stone island again coz he's in manc he'll be back in his Prada 1st thing tmorrow LG X (sic)"

"See the fake bombing about in his stone island again coz he's in manc he'll be back in his Prada 1st thing tmorrow LG X (sic)"

hahaha

Speaking of getting a job: Now that his post-Oasis band, Beady Eye, broke up, what does Liam do all day long?
I think he probably is working on, you know, developing the perfect desert boot. You know that thing they have in Switzerland, the Hadron Collider, where they’re just smashing atoms into each other to see what the fuck happens? I think he’s got one of those in his house which is just throwing desert boots at each other, in the hope that they will fuckin’ create some kind of fusion, and out will pop the perfect desert boot that will never be bettered by any other human being.

I want to know what Noel thinks

🎵 i want you to show me 🎵

well this was easy

Liam gave an early interview after a plane incident once in which he explained that he was after a bit of crumpet cos he saw someone else get a bit of crumpet and it looked well tasty that and in his impatience to have some of the tasty crumpet somehow or another air rage happened to the hostess and something about the knowing, leering relish with which he utters the words crumpet and tasty has stuck with me not just in the sounds (which now that i have related thusly will fire around in my head for days most probably) but in a deeply associated pair of sensory flashes viz i) an image of peter cook at his most flaunty flabby dropjawed self-indulgence and ii) the imagined taste in my mouth which i can only describe as seventies pub carpet

Xpost I'm sure this is different in the UK but zero fucking chance Liam solo could outdraw Bonnamassa in the US

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i demand all localgarda's posts end with 'im not a cunt LG X' from now on

What is LGX?

Oh I get it, never mind

Rocker Liam, 44
Rocker Ronnie, 70
Rocker Sir Rod, 72
Rocker Shakin', 69

What is LGX?

― calstars, Wednesday, April 26, 2017 6:35 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

liam's gone straight edge

i think the phrase "well tasty" is gonna be in my head for awhile

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, April 25, 2017 2:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

describing something as "well ____" is probably my favorite northernism

that’s got all the right ingredients

drum - check
bass - check
guitar - check
sick melodies - check
fucking funny words - check

"well tasty" gives me pleasant Nathan Barley flashbacks

"a gutsy, in-your-face solo statement" needs to become a popular euphemism for public flatulence

Other than Liam Gallagher and the thousands of bands who sound like him, who actually sticks their chin out these days?

Bruce Forsyth.

describing something as "well ____" is probably my favorite northernism

We definitely do that in London too.

Did we get this sorted?M

lol Tombot A+

went to see the comedy bang bang tour, in tarrytown.
really funny stuff. paul f. tompkins is a delight.

Venn diagram of centrist pundits, people sending their kids to private school and people who think that 'well, actually, these days £70k isn't a lot of money...' would be something to see.

The BBC had Tim Montgomerie from Conservative Home and Dan Hodges in discussion earlier - covering all points of the spectrum from 'i am a Conservative who will be voting for the Conservatives' to 'i am a "liberal" who will be voting for the Conservatives'.

/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/
/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/
/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/
/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/
/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/

Beady Eye mixtape for after you get hardsonned

an image of peter cook at his most flaunty flabby dropjawed self-indulgence

I initially read this as "peter hook" and nodded in agreement.

Also Can Menace Be Yearning? would have been a fantastic album title.

A menacing yearn

I am so ready for the ILX album, yep..

Song titles are so uninspiring though.

Also Can Menace Be Yearning? would have been a fantastic album title.

― chr1sb3singer, Friday, May 26, 2017 8:13 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

p sure this is the new fall album coming out in a couple weeks

https://open.spotify.com/album/46iPERTAHGifjdqnvVdbGO

"Ha Illegal Gram"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzu1GP_4mlw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvBo2j_WyvM

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Set list in full:
...In The Bushes - Oasis (walk on music)
Rock 'N' Roll Star - Oasis cover
Morning Glory - Oasis cover
Greedy Soul
Wall of Glass
Bold
Paper Crown
D' You Know What I Mean? - Oasis cover
Slide Away - Oasis cover
All I Need
I Get By
You Better Run
Universal Gleam
Be Here Now - Oasis cover, featuring Bonehead
Encore
Live Forever - Oasis cover, a cappella

Hi,

Just preppin' for the possible ILX cover album, there's a bunch of titles for yer.

liam's been at the beatles-lyrics fridge magnets again i see

eheh, an ILX cover album would be fun if - for once - the idea was to make an album that could really be an alternate version of the real album, not just the titles or the lenghts.
chances are the ILX version would be much better than the original !

Bonehead would have been better used in the acapella LF

i wonder how bonehead fills his days

what i'm saying really is that we need an interior life of bonehead thread

i mean really what's going on in there

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eheh. somehow, that makes me wonder what a scrabble game would have looked like with the original line up.

I bet Bonehead looks about 70 these days

tbf he arguably looks better-put-together now than he did back in the glory days

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C1PUB6rpWos/maxresdefault.jpg

compare and contrast

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he looks like a resurrected George Michael

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it reminds me of an intw of the G bros where noel said he didn't even know what "acquiesce" meant (liam then said HE knew, to which noel replied "define the word then? use it in a sentence")
ah the good times.

he looks like a resurrected George Michael

definitely !

actually, liam could reform the original line up, minus noel, of course.

eheh, an ILX cover album would be fun if - for once - the idea was to make an album that could really be an alternate version of the real album, not just the titles or the lenghts.
chances are the ILX version would be much better than the original !

― AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:15 (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

.. which is what I'm planning for mine. I have a skeleton track ready, just needs a three-syllable title. Ooh, look! Some.

In fact, I might bagsy "Paper Crown" now.

Then again, fairs fair...

hum... ok, if this is done, I might take a track. but I guess the original tracklist is required (there might be some b-sides or else in that setlist).

Well, quite.

can we have a whip-round and hire bonehead, guigsy and tony mccarroll to lay down the rhythm tracks on ilx's version? i imagine they're all looking for a gig

lol @ modern bonehead.

ah, liam might even end up singing our versions instead of his !

Yeah we need an actual tracklist in full before proceeding, but obviously take these initial cues if you like...

eheh, an ILX cover album would be fun if - for once - the idea was to make an album that could really be an alternate version of the real album, not just the titles or the lenghts.
chances are the ILX version would be much better than the original !

― AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, May 31, 2017 5:15 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck yrself

i think people did some fun stuff and it was just supposed to be a goof among friend people are such fucking assholes online for no reason

Wall of ass

so many hard-cringe moments in the One Manchester performance

I found it very moving, but am open to the suggestion that the reason for that is not the performance as such

@liamgallagher 3 hours ago
Noels out of the fucking country weren't we all love get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck

what, no 'lg x'? for shame

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/d3z9va/liam-gallagher-british-masters-season-3-chapter-4-interview-2017
^^we could do a quotes poll from this grrt interview

Ha, I've already seen that. Loved the stories about Maradona and McEnroe.

Mr. Doran doing the business there.

Meantime...a song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWDu-9zHG6Y

i kinda don't mind the music for that the guitar and simple bass drum is a nice little arrangement

those lyrics....deliver

God told me
Live a life of luxury

The track listing is on Amazon!

Check out the full tracklist below.

1. ‘Wall Of Glass’
2. ‘Bold’
3. ‘Greedy Soul’
4. ‘Paper Crown’
5. ‘For What It’s Worth’
6. ‘When I’m In Need’
7. ‘You Better Run’
8. ‘I Get By’
9. ‘Chinatown’
10. ‘Come Back To Me’
11. ‘Universal Gleam’
12. ‘I’ve All I Need’
13. 'Doesn't Have To Be That Way'
14. 'All My People/All Mankind'
15. 'I Never Wanna Be Like You'

If there's an ILX precover, can I bagsy 'Universal Gleam' ?

"When I'm In Need" b/w "I've All I Need "

xpost Consider it done. I'll start the thread.

ILX pre-covers Liam Gallagher's "As You Were"