Backdoor Boys vs Titney Spears (on eMpTy V)

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aka lamest (or best!) punning names for pop stars you don't like.

And turning pop stars into punning names - classic or dud?

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

N'Stink!!

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

emined

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Puff Duddy

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

N'stink (damn I wrote this before it was posted!)
Justin Timberflake
and.... wait for it...
Xtina (haha)

Punning = classic and dud.
classic because it brings popstars down to the level of "normal" humas.
dud because "normal" humans usually suck.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Atomic SHitten
Nelly (The Elephant)
Gay-Z
Murder Stink
Smelly Fartado
Missy Smelliott
Piss-teeq
Shitophonics
Mouldplay
DJ Saddow
Depeche Chode
Naffghan Whigs
Massive Acack

tha-yowwwww...

― blueski, Friday, 8 November 2002 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sophie Ellis-Rectum

― blueski, Friday, 8 November 2002 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Add Hen To Eggs (not really an insult but a work of genius nonetheless)

― blueski, Friday, 8 November 2002 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Garbage? Garbage, more like.

(Also works for Placebo)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread ever!

― Curt (cgould), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Husker Pu

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The eNeMEy

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Spencer Booze Expulsion
John Cougar Mediocrecamp
Celine Deadhead
Aeroschtick
Shakieerass
Puns and Bruises
Pubic Enema (vs the Bootie Pound Productions)
David Lee Rot
Bruce Stringbean (or Rick Stringbean) And the Ick Street Band
Sugar Gay
Fink Ployed

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hateful dread

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

On several occasions I've heard Darkthrone's LP Ravishing Grimness being referred to as Lavishing Gayness. It's a crap album all the same.

― Siegbran (eofor), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Muddle of Pudd
Cootie and the Blowjobs
Muttley Crud
Greed
Shinéhead O'Cueball
Cathouse Flowers
Grant Lee Buttafucco (or Grant Lee Butterfuckalo)
Fabulous Chunderturds
Stinky Hoes to Gollywood
Moronlyn Manstink
Jimmy bEat Weiner

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The Poop Chute Boys

― Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Snoop Deputy Dog
Sasha and Dickhead

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Girl Jam

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

― Curt (cgould), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread ever!
Huh? That's the duddest punning name ever!

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Saves The Gay
Gayner Maria
Koufags
Penises Mistaken For Stars
Sunny Gay Feel Prostate
Get Up Queers
Fagnetic Fields
Thursgay
Universal Order of Armagaydon
Gaytion of Ulysses
Gaydiohead
Black Fag
Fagazi
Fag Nasty
Gayspeed You Black Emperor!
Lungfag
Gay of Four
Gays Against Boys
Faraqueer
Slant 69
Les Savy Fag
Death Fag For Cutie
Ink And Fagger
Cap'n Fags
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dongs
Antioch Anal
Le Shoker
Casket Sodomy
Fag Brains
Fag Religion
Peniswise
Hotrod Suck It
Mog-gay
The Faggles In Stereo
My Bloody Asshole
Hardon Pond
Mr. Bunghole
Arab Strap-On
Belle & Fagastian
Nick Craveingmen And The Fag Seeds
Lightning Butt
Elf Pecker
Jeff Fagum
Fagwagon
Afags Twin
Cro-fags
Youth of Too Gay
The Velvet Underwear
Fagly Drawn Boy
Neutral Milk Blowtel
Nine Inch Males
Neil Down
Cravement
Small Brown Hole
Deprave-In
Boys In The Well
Arab On Gaydar
Fag... Or Astro Fag?
Pieballs
Gayrilla Biscuits

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i think you just killed the thread Jonathan

― zebedee, Friday, 8 November 2002 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Nine Inch Males was a hoot. The rest were rather beat.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Those are pop stars? You need a copy of Bowser Press just to follow along!

― Curt (cgould), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

SUNNY GAY FEEL PROSTATE IS GENIUS I SAY

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i like Arab Strap-On but you forgot Andrew WK and The (Cock) Stroke(r)s

― blueski, Friday, 8 November 2002 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i like Arab Strap-On but you forgot Andrew W Gay and The (Cock) Stroke(r)s

― blueski, Friday, 8 November 2002 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

or (to be really old fanshioned) Andrew WC

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Just read these two in a serious post on the Velvet Rope:

Jennifer Love Dimwitt
Justin Timberdick

Both are grate!

― Yancey (ystrickler), Friday, 8 November 2002 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew WanK

― s magnet, Friday, 8 November 2002 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Mom Cooter Menstrual Cramp

Depeche Commode (Thanks Rodney)

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i nearly spit my cereal all over the monitor reading Johnathan's

my bloody asshole. hahah

― JasonD, Friday, 8 November 2002 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew KY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The Doorks

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Börk

― Jeff W (Jeff W), Friday, 8 November 2002 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

belle and suckasstian is my personal favourite.

― kate, Friday, 8 November 2002 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Jebus, you guys, I'm busting some urethral-leakage with the overwhelming laughter! I'll try to add some, but I don't think I can top some of these (Nine Inch Males! Sunny Gay Feel Prostate!)

Jimmy Eat Dick
Fuckethead
Shitter Rose
Pissturbed or Thisturd
Stinkin Fark
Limp Shitdick
Feminem
Stinkubus
They Might Be Retards
Snatchbox 20

― nickalicious, Friday, 8 November 2002 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Arab Strap-On"? they're already named after a cockring, aren't they?

― thom west (thom w), Friday, 8 November 2002 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(Pansy Division? GAY Division, more like, etc., etc.)

― thom west (thom w), Friday, 8 November 2002 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread needs to be murdered.

― David Allen, Friday, 8 November 2002 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Then there's my favorite of the annoying-jam-band-set...

Black Banana Deepthroat

― nickalicious, Friday, 8 November 2002 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Smellephant Six Collective:

Crapples in Stereo
Of Cuntreal
Putrid Blowtel
Messy Pussy
P-Uelah
Elf Shower
Circulatory Cyst in Him
The Olivia Bowel Control

― Famous Athlete, Friday, 8 November 2002 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Fay-Gay-Zi

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 November 2002 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooter and the Blowjob
Immerse him, Lick then Palm her

― Leee (Leee), Saturday, 9 November 2002 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Dreadful Grate

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 9 November 2002 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually refer to this channel as PhlegmTV.

Then for "artists" (fartists, more like) you have J.Ho, Jay-zzzzzzzzz, Xtina Haguilera, LL Tool J, Heve, Buns n' Poses, Churl Jam, and Pubic Enema, to start.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 9 November 2002 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The Flaming Lips

― Evan, Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

queervana

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 9 November 2002 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Nerdvana and the Stone Temple Plagarists

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 9 November 2002 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh that reminds me, I forgot Clone Template Pirates.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 9 November 2002 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon people! Depeche Commode.

― paul cox (paul cox), Sunday, 10 November 2002 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

depressed mode

― ss minnow (faces and phases), Friday, 6 December 2002 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Bum-41

― dave q, Friday, 6 December 2002 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Band name insults = classic if they incorporate the word "SUCK"

e.g.:
Marilyn ManSUCK
SUCKney Spears
SUCKelback
SUCKvana
Nine Inch SUCK
SUCKinem
Eiffel SUCKxty-five
Sisters of MerSUCK
SUCKtallica
Moog SUCKbook
Aphex SUCK
Mission of SUCKma

etc.

― Curtis Stephens, Monday, 6 January 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

All those were four million times better than any of the other ones on this thread.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely SUCKSters of Mercy?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

But that would actually be logical which is the downfall of most band name insults.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

In fact, Sisters of MerSUCK is so much better than SUCKSters of Mercy.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

uSUCK vs suck2?

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

- ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of SUCKS
- Girls SUCKING Boys
- The Wonder Sucks
- MassUCK Attack
- Sucks Pistols

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

NO.

...And You Will SUCK Us By the Trail of Dead

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

uSUCK vs suck2?

suckSUCK kicks both their asses

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay Dan, that was a good logical one.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, suckSUCK it is, that will burn matos

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Sucklime

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Bah. I still say Muddle of Pudd buries all the rest.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

- Van Hurtin'
- Sucksy & and Banshites
- Suckcherry

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 6 January 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris Straits and Dire Rea

― OleM (OleM), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Bell End Sebastion

My Cruddy Valentine

Sea Lion Dion

Shittleback

Phlegminem

Gayphex Twin

Puddle of Crud

And an old classic for band members: Minger Spice

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Nicklecack, or Nipplecack

Avril Shitstream

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

AYWKUBTTOD = And You Will Kno Us By the Trail of Roadies That Give Us New Guitars and Straighten Up the Stage After Every Song

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

If I ever get around to writing a song that features a guitar loop, I'm stealing that for the title, Tracer.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Cum-41 sperm

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah Dan, it's about as catchy as one of their songs

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Phlegminem
Well, might as well mention Metallicock, Limp Hashbrown, Dogsmack, Smacked Meat Boys and Gennifer Dopeheads.
And if you (and your hairy-stomached mom) don't like these, complain to Camp Chaos about it.

Gayphex Twin

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

John Cougar Concentration Camp

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

wow -- "Titney Spears" sounds like someone who'd hang around with Vinnie Spit...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

Shitney Peers
The Fartness
Smelton Johnnies
Smelly Haggiwell
The Shite Girls
Plebinem

― Undesirable, Saturday, 17 April 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

and people say I have to much time on my hands.......

― Grace, Saturday, 17 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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