most wtf metal band w/ "Anal" in the title - a short POLL

Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland

Worst Christmas ever.

sorry, I voted for the most real sounding, Anal Depression - not necessarily the most wtf tbh imo

Anal Squirt Massacre (a.k.a. AxSxM, A.S.M.) because I'm curious about how that would play out. Like, is it a massacre BY anal squirting (and how exactly would that work) or a massacre OF anal squirters?

I mean, if it is the former, I suppose that the squirter could be firing some sort of highly toxic substance at the victim, but a) this seems like a really ineffective means of killing ONE person, never mind an entire massacre, and b) said substance would surely kill the squirter long before they had a chance to utilize the anally-squirted poison as a weapon.

Went with "Anal Slave of Satan (a.k.a. A.S.S., ASS)" because it's the most cartoonish.

Anaal Nathrakh!

Even though it's called Rectal Anarchy, I can't help but think this album cover belongs in this thread.

https://img.discogs.com/zV110HtBwSO9WKYv0NgGBWjB-u8=/fit-in/599x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-117527-1201393137.jpeg.jpg

The answer is obviously Anal Vaginatör. None of the other band names have diacritical marks, which is like -250 points in my book.

both Anal Blasphemy (not represented here) and Anal Vomit are really good bands. Voted for "other" because Anal Blasphemy seriously kick ass nb in addition to their anti-Christian stuff they do anti-Islam stuff which in the present political climate feels gross as hell but coming from them feels like they're trying to prove they aren't narrow-minded about which blasphemies get the anal treatment

I've oft wondered how one blasphemes anally.

(Had to go with the explosive garland, for the record.)

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good poll

anal depression

anal depression, cuz that just is a loaded name if i've seen one

Lol Joanie i like Anal Vomit too. But i can't talk to people about them cos...Anal Vomit

going for anal exorcism bc it sounds cool and gross, gonna check them out now

anal exorcism is a good choice too

this is colloquially known as "the runs"

I was gonna add Anal Blast to the list until I realized I was getting them mixed up with Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. Now that I've refreshed my memory, Anal Blast are godawful with titles/lyrics even worse than a certain other "Anal ____" band not on this list, and DD and the TTs aren't far behind.

I'm only mentioning that so I can post this:

In early 2011 the band's 4th album "A Vulgar Display Of Obscurity" was released to rave reviews [6] on Slinging Pig records and went on to sell a negative number of copies.[7]

Anal Vomit does rule, however.

Hot Buttered Anal tho wtf

Having my breakfast here...

Voted Anal Depression, sounds like suicidal black metal + anus, which I can't really fathom

Anal Squirt Massacre = mass food poisoning?

Voted Anal Depression, sounds like suicidal black metal + anus, which I can't really fathom

maybe you need a longer sounding line?

Anal Slave of Satan (a.k.a. A.S.S., ASS)

I like how the contrived acronym is so much milder than the full name.

Aren't they always? (e.g. "A.C.")

Oh yeah, clearly "You Missed One"...

Deliberately left them out. Wanted this strictly low level bands!

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OTM

Missed the best - Black Anal Goat Vomit (raw bm from Australia)

Anal Blast are actually kinda funny.

But what is an Anal Blast

a toot

Blast implies more than a toot

Like if I tell the host of a party "I just anal blasted" i feel like their expectations might be much worse

it's metal so everyone's a little hyperbolic

I saw Anal Blast live once, at a fest on the Asbury Park boardwalk. They were...unmemorable, but I do have the feeling one member mooned the audience at one point.

It was probably Don

Hot Buttered Anal (a.k.a. H.B.A.)

I think they missed making an Isaac Hayes reference by not naming their band Hot Buttered Asshole.

No Anal Anus? smh

The Aesthetics and Psychology of Gaping Anal
(less metal more vaporwave?)

from metal-archives.com, some other worthy honorable mentions:

Anal Ass
Anal Death
Anal Getaway
Anal Stabwound (a legit great one-person band, a teenager at that!)
Anal Teeth
Gargling Anal Fungus
Morbid Anal Fog
An-Al Gore (lol politics)
Secret Anal Terrorist

Bumbum Ass
Booty Death
Bunghole Getaway
Keister Stabwound
Bum Teeth
Gargling Bum Fungus
Morbid Bum Fog
Buttocks-Al Gore
Secret Bum Terrorist

Anal Ass

Clearly the Mr Mister of this genre

Kyrie Eleison
through the polyps in my butthole

I've oft wondered how one blasphemes anally.

― The Man Who Saw The Midwife (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, August 19, 2017 7:57 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just use a little imagination.

2022: the year a band called Anal Stabwound made it not only into The Wire (I reviewed a streaming metal festival, he was a highlight) but onto Spin's Best Metal of 2022 list.

I don't know the backstory but I just remembered the ongoing Cradle of Filth thing with Anal Blast. They titled their debut Vaginal Vempire and according to metal-archives, booked CoF's first U.S. show.

https://i.imgur.com/mfo95ZQ.jpg

a few others that I've discovered

Anal Dismember (YO, cutting off a BUTT)
Anal Funeral (YO, death of a BUTT)
Anal Impalement (YO....ow)
Jesus Loves Anal (this I know)

Is there a band called Chapped Ass

close

https://music.apple.com/us/artist/chapped-cheek-ass-club/1744516659

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