Taylor Swift Glitchy Snake Gifs thread 2017 - Reputation

https://twitter.com/taylorswift13

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— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 21, 2017

Glitchy snakes and courtroom sketches. What a strange aesthetic this album cycle is bringing.

The fact that Markers left these borads just before all this started cannot be a coincidence imo.

lol is she actually going to release music playing off kim kardashian calling her a snake

the roadhouse is proud to present...."the" taylor swift

hahaha

You just blew my mind Brad :D

Snakey gif 2:

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— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 22, 2017

At this point, I am going to be disappointed if Taylor's new stuff doesn't sound like Demdike Stare.

it's probably just going to be jewelry. there are gold chains with that pattern. and the song is called "timeless" which i'm sure some bullshit jewelry company uses as a slogan. maybe bulgari?

i'm most curious about how she's going to adapt to pop radio being allergic to women with distinctive voices. the 50 shades song felt like a test of the waters on that front.

It's going to be a perfume called Snake Oil, duh.

nice to see taylor swift has cornered the market on "GIFs you find on old multimedia spam CDs from like 1995"

between this and the kesha album cover it's been a weird set of associations dredged up

We have title

pic.twitter.com/xMBBukfZPs

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 23, 2017

what the http://i.imgur.com/4LECykW.jpg

the role of taylor swift will be played by kirsten dunst

Sorry. But this album will always be called 'Glitchy Snake Gifs' to me.

https://img.discogs.com/uk3khACZ6mND3Zuts3wR5cb6L74=/fit-in/589x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1647920-1293249041.jpeg.jpg

I'd like to know more about that midget.

Also if we're going this route

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0068/0042/products/081227977764.sml_0dffa3e7-ca6f-4d2c-9e31-844c157a60d3.jpg?v=1469056955

It's too bad we just did a pre-cover cause this reeks of New Jersey

*checks SF giants world series odds*

this might be insensitive, but if this is where her life's at where she felt this would be the most interesting direction she could've gone in, then, uh, yikes

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Gail_Ann_Dorsey_-_The_Corporate_World.jpg

Part of the pivot to video strategy includes replacing all text with the name TAYLOR SWIFT pic.twitter.com/CqzJlDsrgb

— Tricia Gilbride (@tricia_gilbride) August 23, 2017

Considering the font, this had better be Taylor's pass at Mercyful Fate.

early prediction is that she loves joni mitchell so much that she skipped right to making her own dog eat dog

Does that mean on her next album she'll be doing a video duet with Billy Idol?

early prediction is that she loves joni mitchell so much that she skipped right to making her own dog eat dog

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson),

you just wanna see those Dolby synclavier credits

her wet look 'do' reminds me of Diana's on the cover of 'Diana'.. the Chic-produced one.

Someone let me know if she uses "Because my ass is on the back of my body" as a lyric

would you settle for "I can't make my front turn into an ass"

my prediction is that this album will be good because taylor swift tends to produce good music

otm ^

until then, the tryhard backlash of the century

yeah there will be dumb stuff online

my prediction is that this album will be good because taylor swift tends to produce good music

Unless she decides to make more songs like Shake it Off and Bad Blood, because those were two of the biggest hits from her last album.

It can be hard to remember that she and Kendrick had a #1 hit, it just sort of disappeared. I still hear "Blank Space" and "Style" on the radio, but not "Bad Blood."

I still hear Bad Blood pretty regularly at the roller rink.

all i can think about is how neil tennant called her "the mrs. thatcher of pop"

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— James Grebey (@jgrebes) August 23, 2017

I was hoping her taking a break was to clear people's minds of all the annoying kanye/kim bullshit that nobody but the press and fanboys+girls gave a shit about. that way she could come back with something
a little fresh and removed.... instead the vibe is... "guys i am back with some zingers. remember Bad Blood? shit gonna get real snarky but in a slightly sad and ineffectual way"

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lol at that crj one

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SWIFTY A HEALTH GOTH apparently

lol at that crj one

― niels, Thursday, August 24, 2017 7:39 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idgi

Interesting read focusing on her album launches since 2010 and what's changed:

https://cultural-learnings.com/2017/08/24/erasing-herself-from-the-narrative-taylor-swift-and-the-absence-of-intimacy-in-the-launch-of-reputation/

I know she's done stuff like "Mean" in the past but I'm hoping Swifty's savvy enough not to make an entire album about the Perils of Celebrity. I don't need to hear her Yeezus.

is this the Kinsey scale pic.twitter.com/x4Y00i9nbJ

— anna (@waltdisknee) August 23, 2017

lol

I have nothing against Brandon Urie but I'm allergic to the kids'-movie blandly inspirational vibe

This track is hella forced. And I like all her pop shit.

https://mashable.com/article/taylor-swift-new-album-name-theories/?europe=true

new album is called lover, out aug 23, 18 tracks (sigh)

guess we should start a new thread?

Go to town.

according to the eight year old daughter of some friends, Taylor Swift is "old" and also "bad" and Billie Eilish is both cool and good.

8 yo's otm

Billie Eilish will be old and bad by August

she was apparently backstage at The National last night (lol?)

Billie or Taylor?

New track out today too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWtfOHBF1_w

because shade never made anyone less gay?

TAYLA SWIFF #LOVER track list LEAKED:
1. Wooo, Bitch!
2. HAWNEY
3. Okurnt! feat. Cardi
4. Ble$$
5. Shantay Away!
6. YAZ! feat. JVN
7. I Do Poppers
8. GAY RIGHTS!!! feat. Ann Dowd
9. Buttigieg2020
10. FAG PALZ feat. Katy Perry
11. ME!
12. TRANS!
13. U Need To Calm Down
12. Karlie.

— Matt Rogers (@MattRogersTho) June 14, 2019

the video of excerpts is pretty priceless

I’ve only really absorbed this record in the past few days in the wake of the release of LOVER, and I made my own tracklisting for it:

1. ...Ready For It?
2. I Did Something Bad
3. So it Goes...
4. Delicate
5. End Game (feat. Ed Sheeran and Future)
6. Dress
7. Dancing With Our Hands Tied
8. Don’t Blame Me
9. Call It What You Want
10. This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Begins and ends how it always should’ve: with Taylor remaining joyfully and deliriously bad. “Getaway Car” doesn’t do anything to supplement the flow of this sequence; that and “King Of My Heart” would be the B-sides. “New Year’s Day” works better as a hidden track on an alternate LOVER tracklist where the title track serves as the closer. “Gorgeous” and “LWYMMD” never should’ve seen the light of day.

i was just thinking that time has been unexpectedly kind to this record. even "look what you made me do" won me over, it's kinda delightfully arch out of its immediate context. "this is why we can't have nice things" is the only song i find too embarrassing to bear, good hook though

i also think this is her best sequenced record

I agree with you on the sequencing. The album's already aging reeeeally well, and it may become my personal favorite in time.

I really should go back to this. I think New Year's Day is the best song here by far and I've always liked Getaway Car and King of My Heart. Without having gone back to it for a while, I feel it has too many momentum killers for me: "Endgame", "I Did Something Bad", "So It Goes", "Dancing"; "Call It What You Want" seemed underwhelming and 100% on "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things".

But I should go back to it; I'll be doing it soon.

This is the TS album whose re-recording I’m most interested in tbh

I don't think she's re-recording this one, it's the early stuff that she needs to regain the rights to

it was her last under big machine, she's said she is

yeah, her social media post today said first six albums so this one is included

wow. weird. I wonder if it will deviate much from the original; the intention is not to, right?

in the remake, taylor shoots first

lol

kinda reminds me of the kate bush GH version of wuthering heights where it's still a great song but... uncanny?

if every rerecording has a bunch of vault tracks, this is the one i'm most curious about

Everyone seems to think, via some culty numerology (+ other clues), that she’s announcing Taylor’s Version tonight… guess we’ll see (it’s three minutes to midnight, EST).

Think it ended up just being that the Eras movie will be available for streaming at home on 12/13.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

It's kind of like if the 2012 Mayan calendar thing was all about an Avengers Blu-Ray.

She and her people have an almost virtuoso grasp of timing their marketing and promotion to keep her in the news. It's like someone told her that she had 100% market penetration and she took that as a challenge to break another record.

Ok, take two… now everyone thinks it’ll be announced at the Grammys tonite (even tho she’s not performing), bc she changed her IG profile pic from color to b&w.

Do we deserve more?

I appreciate how the Taylor social media hegemony makes me feel like a fan of scrappy indie upstarts, i.e. artists such as Lana and Olivia… (btw – it appears Taylor, Lana, and the Ant-man will be seated together at the Grammys; very exciting stuff).

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant pic.twitter.com/CCPhmSZ2UD

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) February 5, 2024

terrible title lol

poor Kacey Musgraves

If there's one thing Swift has in common with Trump, it's knowing how to flood the zone.

Funny how one and half years between albums feels really short now.

My Swiftie daughter is perplexed trying to imagine how or if she will promote it, because her tour runs until October.

“Promote” it??

Your daughter is missing the literalism: it will simply be the screams of tortured poets from Taylor's lair.

1.5 years is about average for her in recent years, though it is short for pretty much anyone else

she has april and most of march off from touring, so that's where the album promo will fit in. i expect the tour will be overhauled for the europe leg in may - at the very least the midnights section will be cut down and a section for the new album will be added in

April is the cruelest month after all

so that's what the TS in TS Eliot stands for

Swift is suing his estate

Had to do it:

Let us go then, you and I/When the evening is spread out against the sky/Like a tight end playing in the Super Bowl -- The Tortured Poets Department, Taylor Swift, April 19

1.5 years is about average for her in recent years, though it is short for pretty much anyone else

yeah that is what I meant