Think of it as the electoral vote to the popular vote that is your website's existing pageviews!
1. Taylor Swift (links redacted but on track to approach 1% of the Internet by weight)2. Billy Joel https://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2017/03/26/billy-joel-donald-trump-pop-then/eqFRwljeqY22xrOKE0dALL/story.html3. Azealia Banks http://www.huffingtonpost.com/domenick-scudera/azealia-banks-is-the-dona_b_8214780.html4. Diddy http://www.digitalspy.com/music/news/a237996/raekwon-diddy-is-donald-trump-of-rap/ (this didn't age well)5. This viral whatever https://www.forbes.com/sites/passionoftheweiss/2016/01/21/rap-game-donald-trump-how-social-media-mints-white-rappers-that-mock-black-culture/#782e377e1bad6. Gene Simmons http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/rock/7517954/gene-simmons-son-donald-trump-of-rock7. Axl Rose http://loudwire.com/donald-trump-thinks-axl-rose-donald-trump-of-rock-and-roll/8. Dolly Parton https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/03/10/dolly-parton-donald-trump-of-country-interview/81600242/9. Rap-metal www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/news/a43862/swing-revival-90s-squirrel-nut-zippers/10. Adele http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38953862111. The Russian pop star from the Donald Trump Jr. scandal http://uproxx.com/music/emin-russian-pop-star-donald-trump-jr-scandal-explained/12. Lana Del Rey http://dailyorange.com/2016/02/weiser-schlesinger-donald-trump-is-the-lana-del-rey-of-politics/13. Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Camila Cabello, Miley Cyrus (various stan forums)
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)
14. Kathleen Battle https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/music/2016/05/28/a-defence-of-the-diva-as-kathleen-battle-visits-toronto.html
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)
15. Mozart http://blogs.harvard.edu/sj/2012/05/09/facing-death-sendak-v-colbert-part-3/
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:18 (eight years ago)
(I know that doesn't really count but it's funny)
16. Nickelback https://www.anamericanlion.com/tkm/2017/1/nickelback-is-the-donald-trump-of-the-music-business
17. Billy Corgan, possibly according to Billy Corgan https://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/262099/billy-corgan-likes-that-donald-trump-is-fucking-up-american-politics/
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)
18. Andrew Lloyd Webber http://people.com/archive/andrew-lloyd-webber-leaves-his-leading-lady-as-his-aspect-of-love-turns-to-a-woman-named-gurtie-vol-34-no-3/
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)
19. Drake http://verysmartbrothas.com/drake-is-the-donald-trump-of-hip-hop/
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)
surely Ted Nugent must fit in here somewhere
― sleeve, Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)
20. Bon Jovi http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/reviews/album-reviews-robbie-williams-lambchop-bon-jovi-and-more-a7394116.html
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)
21. Kanye West: http://www.businessinsider.com/petition-against-kanye-west-recording-david-bowie-tribute-album-2016-1
(to be fair, not the journalists' own words but the petition writer's)
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)
22. Whoever this person is who made an entire StackExchange question about the exact word for his well-thought-out and original analogy https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/325524/word-meaning-of-or-relating-to-songs
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)
23. Hank Williams Jr. http://www.dallasobserver.com/music/the-10-best-concerts-in-dallas-this-week-m-torhead-slipknot-and-more-7541030
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)
If Trump is the political Sex Pistol (at least in a way), does that make John Lydon a musical Trump?
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)
24. Morrissey http://thequietus.com/articles/18611-morrissey-list-of-the-lost-debut-novel-september
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)
StackExchange dude doesn't need an adjective there.
― dow, Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)
I'm more concerned with describing Trump as "superficially attractive"
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)
Heh yeah well to each his own
― dow, Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)
The voice can be very soooothing when he means it to be, with implication "Don't piss Grandaddy off." Musical enough, I reckon.
― dow, Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)
Iggy Azalea
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/04/how-a-white-australian-rapper-mastered-her-blaccent/
Soulja Boy https://massappeal.com/soulja-boy-is-the-rap-game-donald-trump/
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)
27. Chris Brown https://bullettmedia.com/article/chris-brown-expands-from-misogynist-to-racist-in-his-versatile-hate-game/
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)
28. The Chainsmokers http://www.laweekly.com/music/2016-was-the-year-of-the-chainsmokers-god-help-us-all-7738117
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)
excellent thread.
29. Post Malone
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/la-et-ms-post-malone-20161216-story.html
― evol j, Thursday, 31 August 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)
Slipknot http://www.citypages.com/music/if-the-2016-presidential-candidates-were-bands-7998046
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 31 August 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)