why are there so many women bassplayers?

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compared to the total population, there are surprisingly few women musicians. But within the women musician group, a very high proportion of them are bassplayers.

Why is this? is there something about the bass guitar that suits a womanly physique?

DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 10 November 2002 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Women in rock bands (unless it's a girl band like The Slits) tend to be bassists, because they have a subtle backing roll that doesn't threaten anyone's masculinity.

Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

'tend to be bassists, because they have a subtle backing roll that doesn't threaten anyone's masculinity'

Phil Lynott = sensitive new-age guy?

dave q, Sunday, 10 November 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Not to mention Lemmy.

Anyway, I once heard an explanation from a friend of mine: "it just feels good".

Siegbran (eofor), Sunday, 10 November 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

kate to thread obv?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 10 November 2002 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

If you have small hands, it's easier to play bass than guitar.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 10 November 2002 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

There is the argument that women suck at rock music so they play the simplest instrument, which I think does has an element of truth to it. Girls with guitars look... wrong...

Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Bass = Right Field?

Curt (cgould), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Womanly physique = Paul McCartney

Curt (cgould), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

bass is not the simplest instrument.

Josh (Josh), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

The vocals on "Addicted To Bass" were done by a woman as well: coincidence?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't give me that 'bass is not the simplest instrument' bullshit. Obviously a good bass player is going to be just as technically skilled as a good guitar player, but that fact is bass-lines are simpler than guitar riffs, basses have four strings instead of six and the strings are bigger. It's simpler. Get over it.

Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Playing bass made Kim Deal sexy. I don't think anything else would have worked.

paul cox (paul cox), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Another good point. Bass makes slow, deep sounds, which are the sexiest kind of sound.

Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Callum, you do realize that your 'girls with guitars' line up there has essentially condemned you to a very, very lonely life, I trust.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Can you feel the STUPIDITY!!!!!!

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I play bass and have been known to scream in a VERY womanly manner!

original bgm, Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

There is the argument that women suck at rock music so they play the simplest instrument, which I think does has an element of truth to it. Girls with guitars look... wrong...
-- Callum (disposition_reflection_triad@h...), November 10th, 2002

I dont think they look wrong, and I dont think bass is the simplest instrument either. It can be just as hard as lead guitar, if you play it right. The bass line doesn't always have to be the simplest part, as well. Also, 6-string basses?

In closing, Kim Deal.

David Allen, Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I'm sorry, girls with guitars look wrong. They just do. It doesn't work. It's like men with badminton rackets. They look silly as well.

Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Callum, Callum, Callum. You have no idea, do you?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Girls play bass guitar because girls look hotter with a bass player.

"And the louder you cheer, guys, the hotter she gets."
--Tommy Walters of Abandoned Pools, on his bass player Leah Randi

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey! And I like to play badminton too!

Hmmmmmm....

original bgm, Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

For bands of young (small p) punks just starting out, bass playing doesn't get the respect it should. It's where you stick the guy who's in the band only for his cool hair, or the chick. But how many stories have you heard of bass players who got started that way and turned out to be really good?

Curt (cgould), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I play badminton too. I love badminton. Doesn't mean me and other men don't look silly with the rackets.

Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Fine, fine, boys. Whatever. Shut up and go away.

Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that just electric guitars Callum or don't you count girls with accoustic guitars?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Or mandolins....

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Callum, are you saying that Lita Ford or Carrie Brownstein don't look foine with them there guitars hanging off them?

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Callum = Momus in Vice mode?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 10 November 2002 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Boys with guitars look rubbish.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 10 November 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr. Blount beat me to it. Carrie Brownstein with a Rickenbacker hollowbody = rock'n'f'n'roll.

Also: Miki and Emma of Lush. More Rickenbacker goodness there, also.

So what about women playing drums?

Nick Mirov (nick), Sunday, 10 November 2002 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

RACHEL GOSWELL?????

Clarke B. (emily), Sunday, 10 November 2002 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, why the hell am I forgetting Debbie Googe kicking ass on bass and Bilinda Butcher being not far behind on guitar? No wonder Callum is driving me silly on this point!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 November 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

are there any all female bands but with a bloke bassist?

(also larger strings = HARDER to play duh)

thom west (thom w), Sunday, 10 November 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Pffft. In my experience, and that of most of the people I've talked to, bass is easier to play. People love to say it's harder, because contradicting popular belief makes you feel smart.

Callum (Callum), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

*holds up an umbrella so above post wont drip on him*

boxcubed (boxcubed), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to agree with Callum (that women with guitars look wrong) when I was about 13. At that age, I thought all women who didn't look like Debbie Gibson or Samantha Fox looked wrong.

Now I think that there are fewer women who look wrong with a guitar than there are men. (The reason for this, I think, is that fewer ugly women than ugly men get to play guitar in public - which is fucked up, but a different topic.)

Some people don't look so cool playing guitar, that's true. Men get away with not looking so cool. Women, with every element of their appearance being graded by fuckwits, sometimes have a harder time getting away with not looking cool.

The name that genuinely comes to mind when I try to think of someone who looks RIGHT playing guitar: PJ Harvey

The name that genuinely comes to mind when I try to think of a MAN who looks RIGHT playing guitar: Elvis Presley

The name that genuinely comes to mind when I try to think of someone who looks WRONG playing guitar: John Lennon

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Girls with guitars (and indeed any instrument) are classic and this point cannot be disputed. the drummer in my band is a girl and is easily the best (from a creative rather than technical POV) drummer I've ever worked with. Maybe we should talk about girl drummers now.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread makes me want to listen to "Words and Guitar."

Leee (Leee), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Annie! Holland! Annie! Holland!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Why would playing bass guitar be easier to play if you have small hands? Bigger frets=more stretching required.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

but often only playing one note at a time

ron (ron), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, NO girls play upright bass that I have seen, except for European classical music. Actually I take that back, Spike Lee's sister (and hence Bill Lee's daughter) plays some bass in She's Gotta Have It.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Bass isn't "easy" but it's definitely easier for a beginning musician to pick up, mostly because it's usually a monophonic instrument (playing one note at a time) when used in rock music. Obviously that issue gets a lot less meaningful at a more advanced level, as it does with almost any instrument. But what Curt said is basically true: over and over again, bass is the place where you stick the least instrumentally-adept musician in the band, partly because bass is seen as easier to learn, partly because bass is often less foregrounded than guitar and drums. Their presence in the band can happen for any number of reasons -- because they own the gear/practice space/van; because you want them in the band for non-musical reasons as they're physically attractive/have a strong stage presence/they're a close friend/you're screwing them/etc. -- but whatever the reason is, I've seen it happen firsthand too many times to believe any claim that it's a chimera. [Insert joke here about how I myself am a bass player, etc.]

But, specifically on the "women in bands" topic, one reason that, to me, is blazingly obvious hasn't been advanced yet: a lot of bands specifically seek out female lead or harmony vocals as a sound they want, but can't afford to support a large roster, so the female vocalist takes up bass as the easiest instrument to learn and/or the easiest instrument to play while singing (which is debatable, but I'd argue it's true at the beginner level, at least). I've had more than one indie woman bassist basically say as much to me -- "I joined the band as a singer, and then I took up bass". It sounds like an inauspicious way to take up an instrument, but it's been the genesis of some great bass work. I'm not sure that this doesn't happen just as often with male counterparts, but that hinges on the question of whether "female rock musicians willing to fully commit to a band" are believed to be a rarer commodity than fully committed male rock musicians, and that's not a question I'm well-equipped to answer.

Phil (phil), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, NO girls play upright bass that I have seen

I can't think of too many woman upright bassists, either. Nedra Wheeler's the only one that comes to mind.

Phil (phil), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Heh, I hope someone else is watching the Simpsons right now.

"There are lots of other fun instruments...like bass!"

Phil (phil), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

There's a couple of Melbourne bands that have female double-bass players, and it's quite fantastic to watch (in fact all double bass players are impressive to watch).

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

lol, I watched it...

*twannnng.....
twannnnnnng......*

Curtis Stephens, Monday, 11 November 2002 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

there is a female double bass player in the band that i kind of helped out in once - and she is brilliant.

minna (minna), Monday, 11 November 2002 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I picked up bass guitar for 2 reasons:
1. It seemed like everybody played normal guitar, and it'd be harder to get into a band unless I had something that the band might lack. And I wanted to be a little different.
2. I have a bit of stage fright and dont want to be the one out front for everybody to watch (Im at least not the center of attention)

I play both notes and chords on the bass, and seeing as you can incorporate hammer-ons, pull offs, and lots of other little things, it all becomes pretty complicated.

I will agree though that bass is easier to learn right off the bat and you dont have to get any better then playing one note at a time if you dont.

In closing, Kim Gordon.

David Allen, Monday, 11 November 2002 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"There are not proportionally more female bass players than male bass players. I believe:
male guitar players > male bass players > male drummers
and
female guitar players > female bass players > female drummers"

Possibly so, but if you want to reduce this to mathematical equations, surely the suggestion that is being made is that:
(female bass players / female musicians) > (male bass players / male musicians)?

Yes, OK, I admit it, I'm an accountant

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 10:28 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...
definitety REVIVE!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw peter hook on TOTP and blew all my savings on a bass guitar
the next week (i was 13)
it took a few weeks before i released that playing
it slung below your knees is NOT the best way
to learn......

joni, Friday, 16 May 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)


It's anatomical. Bass playing is in the hips.

scott m (mcd), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
Girls with guitars look... wrong...
You are soooooo completely incorrect.
And here's my evidence to back up the assertion that your wrongness is galactic is scale.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 1 June 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

They missed out Sting.

Jrvision (visionjr), Sunday, 1 June 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

a woman named mary ann clawson has written an essay on this very topic. her argument is pretty similar to what kate has written already: that bass playing isn't valorised as much as guitar playing, so the role of bass player has opened up to women somewhat, which serves to reinforce the notion that bass playing isn't as prestigious as electric guitar. its almost like bass playing = glass ceiling of rock. that said, clawson goes out of her way to stress that women bass players are not simply mindless dolts who have been "let" into bass playing by men: that many women find empowerment from playing bass, because its loud and heavy and it is the backbone of a rock band etc etc. clawson has also written about women singers, though i haven't read that particular essay.

di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 1 June 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

WOMEN RESPOND TO BASS (Renegade Soundwave to thread)

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn you Steve M. Damn your eyes. I scrolled down to the bottom of this thread with the intention of saying exactly what you said.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Who was the female bass player who responded that it was because the sound "vibrates off our pelvic muscles so beautifully"?

Cause, what she said.

TMFTML

TMFTML (TMFTML), Monday, 2 June 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i think that was Hatfield

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 2 June 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I've discovered recently that bass playing is damn fun. It's pretty easy, but it's definitely more fun than guitar right now (possibly because of the novelty compared to guitar, which I've been playing for years).

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 2 June 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, the one thing I really want to learn how to play on bass are those big octave jumps you hear in disco songs.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 2 June 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Octave hopping? You need strong pinkies for dem!

kate, Tuesday, 3 June 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on then, a techie explanation of octave hopping pls!

mei (mei), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Place your index finger over the root note, on the E or A string. Place your pinkie finger over the octave, which will be two frets up on either the D or G string respectively. Alternate back and forth with a bouncing motion. When you are comfortable with this, slide up and down the neck of the bass.

As you will see, it takes incredibly strong finger muscles to keep this up for any length of time - especially for long, extended disco tracks. (I suspect that this is why so many disco basslines alternate the octave hopping with a more funk-derived box pattern of 4ths, 5ths and 7ths - simply for pinkie-relief!)

kate, Tuesday, 3 June 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

*looks at left hand*

DAMN YOU CARPAL TUNNEL

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It's sort of like barre chords for the bass. It's quite hard work to learn, as it requires muscles you wouldn't normally otherwise have. But once you've mastered it, and you've got the strength, it's so easy that you get lazy and seldom play anything else. ;-)

kate, Tuesday, 3 June 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds do-able.

I'll give it a try when I get home to my bass.

Would you reccomend a pick or two right hand fingers or a kinda thumb and finger claw?

I guess disco doers use fingers but my nails always get in the way no matter how short I cut them. Damn Simpsons fingers.

mei (mei), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always used pick and it's fine. If I ever want the muffled-attack sound of fingers, I use a felt pick. They're hard to find, and quite expensive given that they don't last very long. But they give a lovely finger/piano type tone.

kate, Tuesday, 3 June 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I've tried it now and it does make my left arm tired very quickly, it's used to pushing down skinny guitar strings. Sounds quite nice though.

I've never heard of felt picks before, I'll have to try them.

mei (mei), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello, carpal tunnel!

(I won't make the obligatory backstage joke about handjobs. But I thought about it.)

Felt picks rock.

(To my tired eyes that looks less like a sentance and more like three arbitrary words that don't quite belong together.)

Coffee is in order.

kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate that is easily the most valuable info I've ever gotten from a fellow Ilxor. Ok, maybe by default, but anyway THANK YOU! I can't wait to try this out!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Glad to have been of service! My years of bassplaying were not wasted if they have brought joy to someone else's day. :-)

kate, Thursday, 5 June 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

In the spirit of avoiding carpal tunnel maybe Kate should have mentioned that quite a lot of disco-type octave bass is actually a sequencer and can be difficult even for experienced players to play on bass guitar. Don't start with "YMCA" or "Hot Stuff". It should be easy to tell between synth and "real" bass if you listen, but plenty of musicians don't ("why don't you play a Moroderish kinda bassline here?" "because I'm a human being".)

ArfArf, Thursday, 5 June 2003 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you know, maybe this is why disco went to sequencers for the octave jumps. It's an interesting theory. Or maybe it's not interesting, who cares.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 5 June 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
...cuz gurls got riddim. DUH!

As for me, I didn't know what a bass guitar was until the 9th grade! It's true! I was a very unaware child.

I think the phenomena of bass playin' wymynz has got to do somewhat with sexist perceptions, knowhattamean? Think about it. The guitar is stereotyped as an exerting of the male's phallic authority, (WANK! women who play guitar might seem butch, ex: Lita Ford) while the bass, if played by a woman, is viewed as overblown phallus, purveyor of empowerment and instrument of joy. The female becomes the instigat-ah acting upon a grotesque and disconcerting one eyed beast which must be tamed (SPANK!) with fury. Just check out that crazy bodacious bass babes website that was posted further above. The double entendres abound, people!

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 1 August 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i just asked someone this in a chatroom tonight! is there any question anywhere in the universe that hasn't had its own thread yet?

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 1 August 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

apart from that one.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 1 August 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
Over on the Dudepit, we have a lengthy thread of nothing but female bassists. A lot of pics 98% good, theres a couple raunchy ones (posed skanks) in there though. but they really look cheap compared to the reall bassists

http://www.vintagebass.com/thedudepit/showthread.php?t=8871&page=1&pp=10

Tim Schnautz, Thursday, 2 March 2006 05:38 (twenty years ago)

There are so many female bass players because females are becoming masculinized.They are getting hairy lips, sideburns, broad shoulders, thick chunky calves, big feet, big hands, deeper voices,
skanky bitch asses, darker and darker hair, thick bushy eyebrows,
facial hair, more burping and farting, more aggressive mannerisms.There must be too much testosterone in them
pre-birth, and it's a genetic tendency.Some doctors are even prescribing females testosterone, which only makes them become
dark, hairy skanky-bitch butch-lezbos.

And those mascu-skanks just wanna play bass.

Neil Armstrong, Thursday, 2 March 2006 11:35 (twenty years ago)

because guitars have 6 strings.
i like watching meg white play drums and bounce.

retrogurl, Thursday, 2 March 2006 11:36 (twenty years ago)

dark, hairy skanky-bitch butch-lezbos

You're truly enlightened, Neil, but how then do you explain waif mole-girl D'arcy.

...and avoiding any discussion of the music - Sheryl Crow looks pretty damn right playing bass or guitar.

christoff (christoff), Thursday, 2 March 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

neil, your post is totally out of hand on this board.

geeta (geeta), Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

"And those mascu-skanks just wanna play bass."


Heh heh... that's actually true !

Supperman, Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Wow, there are some seriously wack answers on this thread. Um...

Well, I wrote a paper on this once, and I won't say that it couldn't have been better (you know, with like a grant and a research assistant or what have you)....but I ended up putting together a few IMO decent approaches to this:

1. It may well be a myth, since there are shockingly few large, statistically robust studies concerning membership in bands and who plays what. But once the notion gets around that there are a lot of "chick bassists," you start seeing every woman playing bass as proof for the theory, and overlook women that aren't playing bass and bassists that aren't women.

2. The more complicated answer: it has to do with the way in which you learn the skills of being in a band. This draws from two articles by Mary Ann Clawson entitled, helpfully, "When Women Play The Bass: Instrument Specialization and Gender Interpretation in Alternative Rock Music" and "Masculinity and Skill Acquisition in the Adolescent Rock Band." By combining Clawson's observations and research in the two articles, you can come up with something like this: the way you learn to be in rock bands is by being in rock bands; boys are much more likely to be encouraged (by parents, friends, pop culture) to be in shitty, ridiculous bands at age 13; girls discovering they want to be in bands at age 19, 20, 21, 30, need to be in bands to acquire the skills; therefore, they need something they can pick up and do decently pretty quickly. As it so happens, within punk-influenced genres (ie, alternative, indie), there is a general anti-virtuousity ethic that seems particularly realized in bass, making it the "easy to learn, hard to master" instrument of the genre.

Friends of mine who weren't really into indie/punk-derived music have never heard of the girl bassist stereotype - in fact, when I would tell them about the paper, they had the idea completely backwards, and assumed I was writing some sort of expose on why there weren't any female bassists. When I presented this paper I played samples of "Sliver" by Nirvana in contrast with a Phish live track (can't recall which) to show the different roles of bass in the different genres; finished with "Monkey Gone To Heaven," which inspired a non-musician woman in the audience to assert, "I could play that!"

My main problem with some of the other answers in this thread, aside from the ones that are just blatantly sexist and dumb, is that they locate the decision-making in the rest of the band, ie, "oh, us dudes tend to put the girl on bass because..." rather than on the woman playing bass and why she would choose that instrument. I've heard some more essentialist explanations from women, claiming some sort of primal, elemental womanly connection with the instrument's deep sounds etc., but I think the whole idea of wanting to be in a band, playing this rock n' roll music that means so much to us all, and having to find a way to do that, has more resonance (no pun intended). Maybe it's because I myself learned my instrument (keyboard) in the high school classroom and have thus never really felt comfortable when people want me to play with them - I just don't really know what's involved in playing with people. Maybe I should take up the damn bass...

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Do it.

Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Thursday, 2 March 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Heavy Bottom.

james k polk, Thursday, 1 January 2009 09:46 (seventeen years ago)

One could be all like "Womyn b havin' too long o' fingernails to be guitar frettin' - but I just spent the pre-drunk portion of NYE being wowed by one Banjo Betsy, who single-handedly laid to waste all gender-biased fretting assumptions I might have had, but didn't really have to begin with.

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Thursday, 1 January 2009 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

My friend & I developed a hypothesis that a necessary & sufficient condition for a band to be 'good' was that the bass player was either a woman or the tallest member.

It was proved right by a lot of the bands we liked at the time:

Nirvana - tallest member
Smashing Pumpkins - woman
Pixies - woman
Urusei Yatsura - woman
Manic Street Preachers - tallest member
Mogwai - tallest member (taking Dominic as the most common bass handler)

Obviously there are cases where it falls down, but I still stand by it as a good rule of thumb. There's definitely a strong correlation between band quality and the bass player being a woman or the tallest member.

krakow, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)

Where does this theory leave Van Halen?

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)

Hmm. I haven't found a photo of Tony Levin in which he's shorter than any bandmate (King Crimson, Peter Gabriel's backing band) or member of a great band he sessions for: John Lennon, Lou Reed, Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd, Sarah McLachlan, The Roches, Todd Rundgren, Paul Simon , Gary Burton, James Taylor, Herbie Mann, Carly Simon. Score one more for the tallest member or the one with the most X chromosomes.

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-1344680-1213356289.jpeg

derelict, Thursday, 1 January 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

Where does this theory leave Van Halen?

Still in the bass-is-least-competitive-roster-spot scenario. MA was hired for his backing vox, scuttlebutt has it that Eddie played a good chunk of the boomstick bits on record.

butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Thursday, 1 January 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

It's good how after this fractious thread Dr Casino comes along and reports on some actual RESEARCH that he actually did off his own bat. I was impressed.

the pinefox, Thursday, 1 January 2009 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, thanks, all I did was read a few articles and bang some ideas together though! Undergrad days! Anyway it turns out that when I actually read the whole thread, lucylurex beat me to the Clawson cite by several years, posting-time.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 1 January 2009 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

Hooky not tall.
http://991.com/newGallery/Joy-Division-Maximum-Joy-Divis-389011.jpg

leavethecapital, Thursday, 1 January 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

obviously because they can't play a proper 7 string guitar.

There are so many female bass players because females are becoming masculinized.They are getting hairy lips, sideburns, broad shoulders, thick chunky calves, big feet, big hands, deeper voices,
skanky bitch asses, darker and darker hair, thick bushy eyebrows,
facial hair, more burping and farting, more aggressive mannerisms.There must be too much testosterone in them
pre-birth, and it's a genetic tendency.Some doctors are even prescribing females testosterone, which only makes them become
dark, hairy skanky-bitch butch-lezbos.

And those mascu-skanks just wanna play bass.

― Neil Armstrong, Thursday, 2 March 2006 11:35 (2 years ago)

i have noticed this trend as well. "mascu-skank" is my new buzzword for 2009.

max arrrrrgh, Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

suggest ban

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

I play the guy-tar cuz I'm a closet lesbian

warmsherry, Thursday, 1 January 2009 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ Neil Armstrong

eman, Thursday, 1 January 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)


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