In the Twee Small Hours

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or, Corrupt an album title by pinning It to a seemingly inappropriate genre

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

The Beatles: The White Supremacist Album
Prince: The Black Metal Album

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

The Fall: MTV2 Hex Enduction Hour

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Aphex Twin - The Drukqts Don't Workqt

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

yes! you've got it!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Lolly: My First Fucking Album

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Jennifer Lopez - On the 666

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Billy Joel: Glass House Music
R.E.M.: Monster Trucks
Prince: Dirty South Mind

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

The Simpsons Sing The Blue Oyster Cult
R. Kelly - R-de-R-R

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Primus - The Brownsploitation Album
Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the 36 Chamber Music

― nickalicious, Monday, 11 November 2002 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Yo La Tengo: I Can Hear the Booty Beating as One.

― sherri (sherri), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Notorious B.I.G. - Emo Money, Emo Problems

― Curt (cgould), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I read that as Lolly, "My fist fucking album".

― Tag, Monday, 11 November 2002 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Lou Reed - Transformers the Movie

― Aaron W, Monday, 11 November 2002 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

MC Hammer - Please Polka Don't Hurt 'Em (hmmm... that sounds like a Weird Al title)

― Aaron W, Monday, 11 November 2002 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

The Streets- Original Pilates Material

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 November 2002 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Sebadoh- Bubblegum and Scrape
Kraftwerk- Trance Europe Express

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 November 2002 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

The Stooges- Fun Deep-House

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 November 2002 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Fugazi, "Steady Diet of 'Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You"
"Eric Burdon Declares Wart"
Mercury Rev, "See You On The Other Side of Life"
Stereolab, "Emperor Tomato Las Ketchup"
Love & Rockets "Earth Sun Moon River"
Blues Traveler, "Straight on Till Morning Dove White"

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Monday, 11 November 2002 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

The Smiths - The Queen Is Def Leppard
Dr Dre - The Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 2001
Busta Rhymes - Extinction Level Three-Day Eventing

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 November 2002 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Pink Floyd: The Waltz

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Art Bergman - What Fresh Beat Is This
Wilco - Yankee Hotel California

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

The new Pornographers - Mass New Romantic

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Just beautiful. The Queen is Def Leppard is my fave so far.

MBV -- Loveless Than Zero

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Slayer - Rain in a field of poppies on a summers day

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Clash, "Julie London Calling"
Belle and Sebastian, "If You're Feeling Bend Sinister"
CVB, "our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart of the Rodeo"
John Hiatt, "Bring The Manson Family"
Led Zeppelin, "Yoda"
Judas Priest, "Hell Bent for Pleather"
Iron Maiden, "The Number of the Bewilderbeast"
Nirvana, "In Utica"

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Belle and Sebastian Fold Your Hands Child, You Duckwalk Like A Peasant

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

One more...
Midnight Oil, "Dweezil and Dust"

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we do band names too?

Freddie Mercury Rev?

― nebbesh (nebbesh), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Stooges: Raw Powerage
Stooges: Fun Handbag
Sleater-Kinney: The Hot Post-Rock
Yagya: The Rhythm of 12 Inches of Snow

― Clarke B., Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Destiny's Child: The Writing's on the Dark Side of the Moon

― Clarke B., Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

The Smiths - The Queen Latifah Is Dead
Patti Smith- Horseshit
Elliott Smith -XXX Oh!
Elliott Smith - Figure 808
Super Black Market Electroclash
Depeche Mode - Music For J. Mascis
Pavement - Purple Rain, Purple Rain
Sleater-Kinney - Dub Me Out
Nas - Yes I Am
Shania Twain - The Man In Me
Shania Twain - Cum All Over
Up Shania's Twain!

― Anthony Miccio, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:48 (twenty-three years ago)

R. Kelly: "Bump 'n' Grindcore"

― Clarke B., Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, finally when it seemed like a thread I couldn't possibly kill...!

― Clarke B., Tuesday, 12 November 2002 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Jamiroqualized - Return Of The Spacerock Cowboy

― Charlie (Charlie), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 07:09 (twenty-three years ago)

my brililant bootleg title ideas:

Gary NuMetal - Down in the Linkin Park

Ramones v Wheres Your Head At - I Don't Want to Go Down to the Basement Jaxx

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 09:03 (twenty-three years ago)

they're brililant i tells ya!

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 09:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Nellyvillage People

― zebedee, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 09:50 (twenty-three years ago)

The Action Packed Mentalist Brings You THe Fucking Jesus And Mary Chain!

― zebedee, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 09:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(...The Facking Jam is funnier on further reflection)

Jay Z - The Bluesprint

― zebedee, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Miles Davis - Kind of Bluegrass

― James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Sonic Youth - Eric's Trip-hop

― James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Gospel You! Black Emperor

― James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

the Streets - Original Gangsta Material

― willem (willem), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Stereolab, "Emperor Tomato Las Ketchup"

I was going through my record collection yesterday when I noticed the word "ketchup" somewhere. "wtf!" I exclaimed with surprise and delight "I don't own the Las Ketchup album!" turns out it was just feckin' Stereolab.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

To amend a previous entry:

"Eric Burdon Declares Gwar"

TMFTML
http://intonation.blogspot.com

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Low - Senseless Things We Lost In The Fire
Ryan Adams - Wildheartsbreaker
Gerling - Destiny's Children Of Telepathic Experiences
Starsailor - Gangsta Love Is Here
The Smiths - Gyles Brandreth's Clapping Hands Hatful of Hollow

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

De La Soul - De La Soul Is Dead Kennedys
Mansun - Attack Of The Graham Parker
Neil Finn - One-Nil-By-Mouth
The Polyphonic Spree - The Beginning Stages Of The 1998 Tour De France

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Bruce Springsteen's "gay" album "The Giver"
Phil Collins prog masterpiece "Hello I Must Be Gong"
Love's surprise hip-hop experiment "Da Muthafuckin' Capo"
Bowie's whack-ass "Scary Monsters and Superfly"
Husker Du's He-man tribute "Candy Apple Greyskull"
Teenage Fanclub go loungecore "Blandwagonesque"
Gangstarrs annoyingly 75 minute long album "Hard To Burn"

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Wilco - Yankee Hotel California

Genius.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Belle and Sebastian jumps on the 80s revival bandwagon: Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like An Egyptian
Bob Dylan goes 4-track chimprock: Blonde on Blondertongueaudiobaton
The Jeff Mangum/Beck collab we've all been waiting for: In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Change
Sonic Youth goes R&B: Daydream Nation 1814
Steve Albini records Bob Pollard: Bee 1000 Hurts
Steve Albini records The Dismemberment Plan: The Dismemberment Plan Is Terraformed
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Pearl Jam: Source Tags & No Code

(okay, I'm clearly not on my 'A' game today.)

― Nick Mirov (nick), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Julian Cope - Peggy Suicidal Tendencies

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Prog gets soul - Yessongs in the Key of Life.

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Phil Collins prog masterpiece "Hello I Must Be Gong"

wins!

― Charlie (Charlie), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Steve Albini records Bob Pollard

erm...

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Kraftwerk's Steely Dan tribute LP - The Dan Machine
Sonic Youth crossover - Keith Murray Street
similarly: The Communards - Redman
Mazzy Star late career prostate trouble record - So Tonight that I Might Pee
Mercury Rev go Norwegian metal via Miami - Bezerkers Thongs

― Conor (Conor), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 04:18 (twenty-three years ago)

X, More Funk in the New World

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

J Mascis, Martin Gore and Me

Death Cab for Cutie, the Lonesome Crowded Westlife
[alternately, the Lonesome Crowded House, which i think i like better]

Smashing Pumpkins, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
...what do you mean that's the real title?

― bucky wunderlick (bucky), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Master of Pub Hits - Metallica Covers the Songs of Brinsley Schwarz

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Smashing Pumpkins - Millencolin and the Infinite Sadness

― Jens (brighter), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

Cud: When In Romo, Kill Me

― everything (everything), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Pulp: This Is Grindcore

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Parliament: Motherhood Connection
The Beatles: Mark David Chapman's Revolver
Michael Jackson: Dangerous For Children
Manic Street Preachers: The Koran

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

"The Beatles: Mark David Chapman's Revolver"

C'mon, you can do better than this!

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Cliff Richard & The Shadows: 32 Minutes & 17 Seconds Wasted
Beach Boys: Pet Shop Sounds
Queen: The Gay
Frank Sinatra: Come Fly With LSD
Pink Floyd: Fly Me To The Dark Side Of The Moon

And, finally, for the Scandinavian readers only:
Elvis Presley: Mitt Eget Blue Hawaii

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Queen: The Gay"

Mate, 'Corrupt an album title by pinning it to a seemingly inappropriate genre' does not mean 'lol GAY!!!'.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

hehe

Gay Dad - Lezza Noise

two can gay at that

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

The Cure: Motörhead on The Doors

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

better. actually, quite good.

GYBE! - Slow Riot For Nu-Emo Kanada

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus And Mary Chain - Darkwavelands
Sufjan Stevens - Come On Feel The Illbient
Oneida - Happy New Jack Swing Year
Fugazi - The Argument About Microhouse
Final Fantasy - He POOs Clouds (Cumulus)
Sunset Rubdown - Shut Up I'm Dreampop
Rolling Stones - Exile On Mainstream Hip-Hop
The Beach Boys - Endless Summer Anthems

― xave (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

actually, Matos' example in the thread title has been done, listen to Astrud Gilberto's version of In The Wee Small Hours - it's pretty twee (in the good way)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

Led Zeppelin: In Through The Out Jazz Festival
The Knife (Beatles Cover) (John Cage Remix) - Silent Twist And Shout
Public Image Limited - New Wave Of British Heavy Metal Box

― unnamedroffler (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

Kate Bush - Hounds Of Arthour Lee And Love

― xave (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

Kate Bush - Hounds Of Arthur Lee And Love

― xave (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^ahhhh stupid

― xave (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

Genesis, Nursery Grime
MC5, Kick Out The Slow Jamz
Lou Reed, Techno Prisoners
New Order, Power, Corruption, Lies and Thyme; or
Power, Corruption, Lies and Jones, Ltd.

― Monty Von Byonga (Monty Von Byonga), Friday, 11 August 2006 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

U2, Oi

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Friday, 11 August 2006 07:13 (nineteen years ago)

Morrissey 'Vauxhall & Irie'
Specials 'MOR Specials'
Dead Kennedys 'Too Drunk to Folk'

― bham (bham), Friday, 11 August 2006 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

Grand Crunk Railroad, We're An Ambient Band

― My Mind's Not Made of Gravel (Dada), Friday, 11 August 2006 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

the Clipse, We Got It For "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep"

― LC (Damian), Friday, 11 August 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Radiohead - Pablo Honeyz
Scritti Politti - Cupid and Psyche on 45

― LRJP! (LRJP!), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

Secret Machines - Ten Silver Jewdrops

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

Steve Albini records Bob Pollard: Bee 1000 Hurts

But this actually happened! It's called "Under the Bushes Under the Stars".

Anyway, here's my contribution:

Cat Power - Nuge As The News [this is also the premise of my its-gonna-happen-one-day concept band]

― mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Sly: There's a Riotgrrl Goin' On

― Euler (Euler), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Pavement Westlife (by musket and sextant)
Televison/The Fall Mark E Moon
Stones Aftermathrock

― winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Television/The Smiths/The Who: Marr Keith Moon

Nah, your ones are great! :-D

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Christ Jagger, you've been on a rampage here? You on holiday or something?

― gekoppel (Gekoppel), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Westlife: Allow Us To Be Frank Zappa

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

gekkopel: correct. the devil makes work...

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Funkadelic - Maggot Brain Salad Surgery

― Matt Golden (goldmatt), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Nevermind The Bollocks Here's The Sex Pistols

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

smiths gospel : hatful of hallelujah
flaming lips happy hardcore: at war with the glowsticks

― winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

Stooges : Funk House

― winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Haircut House Of Pain anyone?

― xave (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

Throwing Muses : Haircut House Tornado

― winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

Talk Talk: Spirit Of Eton

(what would it sound like?!)

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

Shoes - Black Vinyl Shoegazer
Roxy Music - Alt-Country Life
Yo La Tengo - New Wave of British Heavy Metal Hot Dogs
Can - Future Days of Future Passed

― Matt Golden (goldmatt), Saturday, 12 August 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

XTC: White Noise

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 12 August 2006 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

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