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Marilyn Is In League With Hitler And The Devil!
11 Nov 2002 The British Conservative Catholics have slammed this month's Metal Hammer cover star, Marilyn Manson, as being in league with both the devil and Hitler!
"One quick read of his sick lyrics proved to me that Manson draws heavily on Adolf Hitler's biography, Mein Kampf, for inspiration," they allege on their website free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/mm.html. "It would come as no surprise to me if he also participated in Satanic rituals to summon the spirit of Hitler. Manson's live shows are a chilling echo of the Nuremburg Rally as he struts the stage like a fascist demagogue demanding obedience and devotion from the legions of goths who believe in his every word."
The British Conservative Catholics have even composited Manson's head onto a photo of a German general shaking Hitler's hand stating: "This photograph should be shown to impressionable young children so that they associate Marilyn Manson with the evils of Nazism."
And perhaps even more bizarrely, they have also put Manson's head onto the body of a Manchester United football player alleging: "This picture is useful in making children associate Marilyn Manson with Satan. Dressed in the colours of evil football team Manchester United, who are nicknamed the "Red Devils", this image will do a great deal in making young children hate this ghoul."
Has the world gone mad?
I believe this is a joke site. Like the Anti-Queens Of The Stone Age site last month. Can anyone shed any light on this?
― Bombhead, Wednesday, 13 November 2002 06:20 (twenty-three years ago)
what about?
Linked_WordMinor Threat and the straight edge conspiracy
"Youths oppress my people,
women rule over them.
O my people, your guides lead you astray;
they turn you from the path."
(Isaiah 3:12)
After weeks of undercover investigations I can exclusively reveal to you that the straight edge heavy metal band, Minor Threat, were in fact a group of dangerous subversives who hoped to seize power and install a nazi-communist dictatorship. Basing their philosophy on the teachings of Mao Tse Tung and Adolf Hitler, the band devised their own agenda which was to abolish religion and alcohol. The members of the band also failed to live up to the high personal standards they advocated, as it is now widely known that some of the band were marijuana addicts.
The 'X'
The straight edge movement was founded in 1980 by Ian MacKaye (shown right, with his band Minor Threat). Their emblem was a swastika with the end bits removed from the cross. This was to symbolise that they were nazis, yet also communists as the 'X' also represents the hammer and sickle, which adorns the sinister red flags of communist nations, but without the metal bits. So it stands for two handles.
The straight edge lifestyle edict
They advocated a lifestyle that meant abstinence from sex and drugs, which is to be commended, but also asked their members to refrain from drinking and pipe smoking. This meant that they would refuse communion in a church. Jesus' miracle at the wedding (see John 2: 1-11) was a sign that God likes people to have a drink, so the teachings of the straight edge movement run contrary to ALL Christian philosophy.
Ian MacKaye: potential nazi-communist tyrant?
Ian MacKaye formed Minor Threat to seize power and install a nazi-communist dictatorship. And also to fund his marijuana habit. Once in power, his straight edge government would have abolished contraceptives and drugs, which could only have been a good thing, but would have also outlawed religion and church wine. The detestable practice of skateboarding would have been compulsory for all teenagers and we would have been forced to have skinhead haircuts. In this respect, their philosophy was similar to that of Adolf Hiter and Chairman Mao of China, as they wanted everybody to be the same, but they would have eliminated any "undesirables". Probably.
Credibility blown by mind-bending marijuana addiction
Thankfully this did not happen as Ian MacKaye's credibility was destroyed when it was discovered that he was injecting the lethal drug, marijuana. The photograph on the right shows this pathetic man after yet another one of his "fixes". The straight edge movement is being kept alive by a group of foolish fanatics, but is too unfashionable for most teenagers, so hopefully it will die out soon.
This story illustrates once more just how evil rock music is. I implore any parents reading this site to go through your childrens' CD collection and to publicly burn any offensive material.
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― Nelson Muntz, Wednesday, 13 November 2002 06:24 (twenty-three years ago)
I find it the funniest that there site is "free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/mm.html.".
"This story illustrates once more just how evil rock music is. I implore any parents reading this site to go through your childrens' CD collection and to publicly burn any offensive material. "
Free speech?
― rob McD (Keith McD), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 07:49 (twenty-three years ago)