Most ridiculous post about 'NTS Sessions 1-4' album on the Autechre thread

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the new stuff portrays a city, a people, a species of aliens, for whom this type of thing makes sense. 5
I put these on at bedtime yesterday and woke up in a sweat thinking something horrible was happening to the pipes or so 4
I'm thinking of moving my Autechre CDs from the "Electronic • Dance" section of my collection to the "Ou 4
listening to this this morning sounds like listening to a living creature, crawling around, developing broader consciou 3
I've always thought of Ae as the aural equivalent of a Magic Eye poster. I guess that's never been more true 3
Sometimes it resembles the motion of weather / atmospheric phenomena, fluid shapes, complex machinery, or a malfunction 2
There's a sense in which these releases are software upgrades that make previous iterations redundant. 2
Through 3 of these sessions and I feel I could reduce the 6 hours to about 1.5 for a personal "mini album". 2
i love it when ae sound like a puzzle that you think you might *just* be able to figure out if you spend enough time in 2
Are there any albums that have a better ratio of quality to duration than these NTS sessions? 2
It would be interesting to have a neural network try to create autechre songs 1
It's wild. It's a spectacle. 1
is part of Autechre's present M.O. to just obliterate traditional means of listening and enjoying music? 1
I feel like they do a LOT of work to set up amazing spaces and foundations and parameters and turn their algorithms loo 0
trying to work but all my hair is standing on end 0
"all end" is fucking killing me, it's like a sea of emotion 0


we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 27 April 2018 15:36 (seven years ago)

none more ridiculous than setting up this poll

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 April 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

good poll

had (crüt), Friday, 27 April 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)

hey Whiney - shut up

frogbs, Friday, 27 April 2018 15:45 (seven years ago)

Can't wait until your etiquette book comes out, Whiney. I keep forgetting the six things it's okay to like and the four ways it's okay to express that enjoyment.

a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 April 2018 15:50 (seven years ago)

how long until the 'most ridiculous whiney poll' poll

ufo, Friday, 27 April 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

one of these is a quote from whiney!

laugh a little

brimstead, Friday, 27 April 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

the overthinking on autechre is really something special

brimstead, Friday, 27 April 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

Lol @ people using words to express their sense of wonder when listening to music, amirite?

pomenitul, Friday, 27 April 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

all this stuff is otm though

frogbs, Friday, 27 April 2018 15:55 (seven years ago)

(I roll my eyes but my 'Whiney being Whiney' jabs are in good humor.)

a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 April 2018 15:56 (seven years ago)

Sometimes it resembles the motion of weather / atmospheric phenomena, fluid shapes, complex machinery, or a malfunction

p fair non embarrassing capsule description of autechre i think

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 27 April 2018 15:56 (seven years ago)

Maybe I should check back in with Autechre (as I am currently listening to Conet Project tracks in a momentary fit of boredom toward most of the actual music on my person).

a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)

haha ✔

imago, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)

nah the Magic Eye one is the best. truest shit ever wrote

frogbs, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

btw where are ppl hearing this is OT streaming or do I shell out score and five like for elseq

imago, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

shell out

we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:04 (seven years ago)

OK. link to relevant store?

imago, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

https://autechre.bleepstores.com/

we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:10 (seven years ago)

ty

imago, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)

Okay, lol @ 'bleepstores'

a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)

judderingticksandhisses.org

a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)

It's supposedly streaming on their store but not working for me.

xp

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

Next question. Is this OK in mp3 quality n.b. I like The Fall

imago, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:19 (seven years ago)

Everything's ok in mp3 quality

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

cool ty I agree

imago, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

Right now I am listening to The Fall on a mangled cassette but I would go for the 24bit. Realistically 320mp3 is good tho.

Gonk Steady Crew (Noel Emits), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

Everything but splash cymbals are a-ok on mp3, imo.

a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

ban splash cymbals imo

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)

2nded

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)

hi-hat and ride only

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 27 April 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)

maybe I should check back in with Autechre

you should! these NTS sets are what everyone's raving about right now. the 4th (and final) set is streaming now, at least for the next 512,580 seconds.

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:36 (seven years ago)

I wrote three of those yessssssss. I'll go to the mat all day, every day for my favourite artist and I'm proud to sound ridiculous when words fail.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 27 April 2018 21:27 (seven years ago)

You know you're too jaded when enthusiasm sounds ridiculous. I say, fly that enthusiasm flag high! When a really awesome group known for putting out these alien, enigmatic soundscapes puts out a great collection that 99.999% of the world, and perhaps some certain percentage of fans as well, will never know even exists, shout it to the rooftops.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 April 2018 21:45 (seven years ago)

Okay, lol @ 'bleepstores'

Bleep opened three years before Spotify and less than a year after iTunes

chilis=lyrics...hypocrits (sic), Friday, 27 April 2018 22:04 (seven years ago)

50 for 8 discs is pretty good, i might buy this

brimstead, Friday, 27 April 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)

i like a lot of descriptions on that thread and will absolutely cop to being a bit rate snob AND i wholeheartedly support this poll. i'm voting for software upgrades just because they're really unpleasant and this is pleasant music.

you bet, nancy (map), Friday, 27 April 2018 22:19 (seven years ago)

isn't a lot of autechre's music really physical? seems like you'd want lossless for the headroom etc... FEEL THE BASS

brimstead, Friday, 27 April 2018 22:20 (seven years ago)

if you don't hear this ________________
or this __^__^__^__^
you will not feel it

brimstead, Friday, 27 April 2018 22:21 (seven years ago)

The pipes one was a funny anecdote so it got my vote
But yeah I’m finding it increasingly difficult to understand what lens Whiney sees the world through. Maybe the ilm regulars have a better handle on it than me, idk

You're all losing so many points on your progress bars (Champiness), Friday, 27 April 2018 22:21 (seven years ago)

whiney otm

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2018 22:24 (seven years ago)

first one is obviously best

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2018 22:28 (seven years ago)

software upgrades just because they're really unpleasant

Things getting better = unpleasant? OK.

Gonk Steady Crew (Noel Emits), Friday, 27 April 2018 23:28 (seven years ago)

Can "this is pleasant music" be added to the poll? Autechre is always my first port of call when I want some pleasant music.

Gonk Steady Crew (Noel Emits), Friday, 27 April 2018 23:38 (seven years ago)

show me someone who believes software upgrades are "things getting better" in 2018 and i'll show you a fool. p.s. don't be a bitch

you bet, nancy (map), Friday, 27 April 2018 23:46 (seven years ago)

Upgrade by definition means things getting better. If it isn't better it's not an upgrade.

If you want to wilfully misconstrue that I think it's only fair to return the favour and mention that "this is pleasant music" is more nauseating than anything in the poll.

Gonk Steady Crew (Noel Emits), Saturday, 28 April 2018 00:06 (seven years ago)

There's no band I wish I liked more than Autechre. On paper, they seem like exactly what I want in a band, but everything I've listened to has been impenetrable. Might try again with this new release

Vinnie, Saturday, 28 April 2018 01:38 (seven years ago)

autechre counts as a band? now i’ve seen it all!

the late great, Saturday, 28 April 2018 01:41 (seven years ago)

though i agree strongly w the reading that confield was a post rock album

the late great, Saturday, 28 April 2018 01:42 (seven years ago)

lentic catachresis is a post-rock jam for sure

imago, Saturday, 28 April 2018 01:43 (seven years ago)

Thanks for the tip - downloading now.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 7 December 2018 00:53 (six years ago)

yep, dl worked for me too. Thanks for the head's up!

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 7 December 2018 01:03 (six years ago)

now download option for me :(

Toss another shrimpl air on the bbqbbq (ledge), Friday, 7 December 2018 09:21 (six years ago)

For me it didn’t show up for purchase, I had to sign in and it was then already in my available downloads

I am using your worlds, Friday, 7 December 2018 15:30 (six years ago)

Dang this is a fantastic track, too. Very much an NTS leftover, but really, it should have been on the sessions. wow.

octobeard, Friday, 7 December 2018 20:23 (six years ago)

It'd be a delightful twist of events if Autechre started using mechanical spring reverb (recording their sounds through amplifiers, etc.), instead of relying on the digital reverb-freeze effects that have been so prominent since the Quaristice days. I suppose it's ridiculous to consider such a thing. If anything, Ae seem to be moving further / farther away from hardware (old school synthesizers, Elektron boxes, etc.), towards this hyper-digital frontier

braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Friday, 7 December 2018 20:44 (six years ago)

has there been a poll for Session 4 yet? that one is my favorite by far

flappy bird, Friday, 7 December 2018 21:32 (six years ago)

Christmas number one material, this Sinistrail Sentinel :-)

StanM, Saturday, 8 December 2018 14:20 (six years ago)

Chart rules don't allow free downloads otherwise it would be a shoo-in.

The First (Noel Emits), Saturday, 8 December 2018 14:30 (six years ago)

who's going to start the session 4 poll then?

Toss another shrimpl air on the bbqbbq (ledge), Saturday, 8 December 2018 16:53 (six years ago)

pendulu hv moda is sinistrail sentinel's moda if sinistrailAB air is its fada.

The First (Noel Emits), Saturday, 8 December 2018 17:21 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://fivedials.com/reportage/an-album-can-last-a-day-sam-byers/

j., Saturday, 22 December 2018 20:49 (six years ago)

two months pass...

it’s not always the music that changes; sometimes it’s you, and the world around you, with the music becoming a fixed point against which you can measure your own inexorable journey through time.

otm

lukas, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 05:49 (six years ago)

five years pass...

Not ridiculous at all, but scanning around the all-new Quietus website, I came across this lovely bit of writing by a self-proclaimed super-fan

https://thequietus.com/quietus-reviews/album-of-the-week/autechre-nts-sessions-lead-album-review/

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:28 (one year ago)

nine months pass...

autechre is a journey maaaaaaan

can't wait for the dick's picks

― the late great, Wednesday, May 2, 2018 6:26 PM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Prescient

The Last Air ETC (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 12 March 2025 20:38 (five months ago)

The start of this thread is a classic slice of ilxor. Voting for it as a curated piece to present to the outside world.

H.P, Wednesday, 12 March 2025 23:30 (five months ago)

five months pass...

i put on 'nts sessions' this evening for the first time in a long time and, like, holy shit, i can't believe they put this out. these tracks are all really long yo. gnarly "hang loose sign"

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 00:34 (one week ago)

Firing it up

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 29 August 2025 01:04 (one week ago)

👍👍

i'm finally near the end of the first one. 10 minutes of four of seven and then 32a_reflected. it's almost disgustingly a lot. there's the bigness of it and then how everything is just one weird eddy that flows into the next. it's a statement for sure. so many beautiful little stretches too, i forgot how gorgeous 'four of seven' gets halfway through.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 01:28 (one week ago)

for real though this is hard to listen to! there is a lot going on and it is all very weird and subtle. it's hard to form a "map" in your minds eye of where the present moment is and how it fits to the past. i always just get a subliminal sense of it that fades as the flow forward morphs into whatever variation or new element comes next. there's sort of a constant churn of syncopation to get lost in especially in the more beat-forward tracks. honestly there are still big sections that just kind of wash over me. the balance between all of the frequencies on this is so nice, there is a softness to the thuds and the clicks and everything sounds so clearly articulated and warm.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 01:37 (one week ago)

i remember when i put together that 32a_reflected was like two long things, one overlaying a reverse image of the other. like, wuuuuuut. far out man.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 01:39 (one week ago)

ok 1 is good enough for tonight, maybe i'll get to 2 tomorrow and liveblog again, my partner is out of town and it's just me and the cat.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 01:41 (one week ago)

i like this thread because it frees me up to be as ridiculous as i wanna be :)

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 01:43 (one week ago)

every time you really dial in your attention for 30 seconds or so there are all these crazy little details to catch that make me whisper 'jesus' under my breath. like really zoning in to the tiny details in a bosch painting. now there's a ridiculous reference for you!

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 02:15 (one week ago)

i'm starting 2 because it's still early and my nighttime pills have yet to kick in.

so i'm on elyc9 7hres, which i always liked, but good lord it's jammed with sound and i don't remember it being this uhhh dank.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 02:17 (one week ago)

that's kind of a revisit of just part of elyc6 0nset from elseq, right? I'm not going to play them back to back to check this out, even though I do really like them. I'm sure I've mentioned it elsewhere, but apparently not on this thread, they put me in mind of a darwin quote:

It is interesting to contemplate a tangled bank, clothed with many plants of many kinds, with birds singing on the bushes, with various insects flitting about, and with worms crawling through the damp earth

though that really underplays the complexity and interconnectedness and fundamental wonder of both the tangled bank and this track.

The quote continues:

and to reflect that these elaborately constructed forms, so different from each other, and dependent upon each other in so complex a manner, have all been produced by laws acting around us two nerds from sheffield.

you have 27 outdated formulae installed (ledge), Friday, 29 August 2025 13:07 (one week ago)

Really enjoying your live-blogging, map. I’m going to see them live in October and I can’t wait.

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts Gimmick Poster (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 29 August 2025 13:16 (one week ago)

xp hahaha otm

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 13:17 (one week ago)

2

a lot of squelch on this one. they've always done this thing where tracks are kind of "split" into two "sections". sometimes one section is like "zeroing in" on something from the other. "dummy casual pt 2" is like this. it's kind of a horror show of a track, a bad trip. still not my favorite thing here.

"gonk tuf hi" remains nuts. "xflood" kind of washes over me. "violvoic" remains a highlight, that last half goes deep into the bowels of the essence of metal-spring door-stoppers. i like the last half of 2 more than the first. 'e0' is very pretty. 9 chr0 is the endless variations on blunted stutter goat.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 20:53 (one week ago)

I just love the sound of this record so much, Autechre at their most limpid. Not that there was anything wrong with SIGN/PLUS but that had a ... warmth to it? something. that I didn't like as much.

rainbow calx (lukas), Friday, 29 August 2025 21:01 (one week ago)

'limpid' is a good word for it!

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 21:11 (one week ago)

i do feel like some parts in 2 get a little loud / harsh but i think it serves the material. a lot of 2 feels 'boom bap' inspired to me.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 21:21 (one week ago)

there's a section at the end of 9 chr0 where very faintly there appears a kind of macro chord progression through a bassline that "stays" roughly on the same note every two measures, and then moves to a iv or a v the next two measures, etc. how it gets absolutely mangled until you wonder if it's still there, how it appears and disappears from all of the scree and whatever effect sounds like spring-loaded reverb on steroids - that is thrilling to listen to in an 'oh my god, what is going to happen next?' kind of way. there is kind of a sick thrill in listening to a lot of this..

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 21:32 (one week ago)

'turbile epic casual' oh that's right, the loooong ambient one! it's a mood. when this first came out i was listening to a lot of it on trails in desert wilderness. this sounds like being lost in the desert to me.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 21:35 (one week ago)

were these guys the first people who put forward the proposition that synthesizers should sound like insects from another planet?

she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 29 August 2025 21:40 (one week ago)

Not that there was anything wrong with SIGN/PLUS but that had a ... warmth to it? something. that I didn't like as much.

― rainbow calx (lukas), Friday, August 29, 2025 5:01 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm, nailed why I never find myself wanting to return to these (though I did like them both at the time), expressed in a way I was unable to exactly articulate

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 29 August 2025 22:30 (one week ago)

3

clustro casual. so impossibly deep in there, such languid pads, i just let it float along.

splesh gets progressively funkier. it might be one of my favorites on the whole thing. i like this thing they do where patterns mostly repeat for a few measures - like a few synth lines are more or less the same - and then there's a new section for a few measures, and then a new section, etc. it's them at their catchiest on this release.

little snippet of all end

then tt1pd - the beast. i love this track. dunno what to say, it just goes. another with a second section. love the little clicks that sound like closed hi-hats throughout. is this what you say about an autechre track - 'i love that little sound that....'. ok there's kind of a third section too! all of the nasty buzzy synth lines moving in that chromatic sort of pattern get so loose at the end. another thing that happens with these tracks is sometimes you hear then basically doing long-form improv with one sort-of-idea and they're very good at it. unlocking a feeling of freedom by keeping some elements constrained and just absolutely rinsing others.

acid mwan idle. hoo boy. i remember the first few times i listened to this i did not expect a trebly anemic hissing throbbing drone piece. repetitive, trippy. kinda satanic, kinda coil. the minimalism! fire gets closer at the end.

fLh. bleep bloop, let's get real detuned. not among my favs.

glos ceramic. here we go, back to it. another one with sections strung together--eddy to eddy. gets appealingly chunky and crumbly. weirdly catchy.

g 1 e 1. the pretty little lo-fi piano one that turns into a hypnogogic boards of canada ambient smear.

nineFly. kind of another 'sick thrills' one. dank as hell slow crawler.

shimrpl air. one of my favorite of the ambient pieces. so ethereal. cirrus clouds. layers of them. moving very fast. on neptune.

icari. one of the best for last. so much space between the percussive elements, the thuds and clicks. that slow-moving feedback drifting through everything. very deliberate-sounding. carefully strung together sentences. feels organic, like an ecosystem. we're cutting through brush at night.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Saturday, 30 August 2025 01:42 (one week ago)

Lukas, I think that’s why I didn’t love those albums. I wanted the astringence of Elseq/NTS.

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 30 August 2025 01:50 (one week ago)

i adore PLUS. i think some moments come close to sounding like 'nts' - 'ecol4' for instance. it does sound a little richer overall. an extra touch of sheen maybe. i think one of the secret weapons of 'nts' is how quiet they get. start at kind of a normal volume and then just get quieter from there. or to start quiet and stay quiet. for 20 minutes. there's a lot of that in the live shows too - quiet, careful intensity. things kind of barely holding together.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Saturday, 30 August 2025 02:07 (one week ago)

I guess I'll have to listen to these all over again - 2 and 3 anyway, which have more tracks i find difficult (amidst some giant stompers like violvoic and tt1pd). 9 chr0 sounds like someone doing weird DIY.

you have 27 outdated formulae installed (ledge), Saturday, 30 August 2025 06:42 (one week ago)

Yoooo

Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Sunday, 31 August 2025 03:36 (one week ago)

I'm glad you revived this one map

Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Sunday, 31 August 2025 03:36 (one week ago)

Im walking home from a five hour dj gig and north spiral sounds like the night defragging itself

Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Sunday, 31 August 2025 03:46 (one week ago)

that’s a proper mad one

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 31 August 2025 06:22 (one week ago)

Something I find myself increasingly obsessed with is how music sounds when it's out of range.

I once had a desk job where the office overlooked a large factory warehouse. You could hear the pop radio music coming through from the warehouse but it was at once tinny and muffled. I heard the little violin vamp from Britney Spears' "Toxic" bleeding through the walls for weeks before actually hearing the song properly and going "Ohhhh that's what that was". I'd been hearing it totally differently.

Other times I can hear a soundsystem playing house and techno from far away and my brain hears the "one" in a totally different place because the kick drum is inaudible. It becomes this strange offbeat "mm TIK uhh, mm TIK uhh" until I move closer and all the sounds fill in and make sense.

That's kind of the effect I get from NTS 1. Like if I've been out listening to loud music all day and now I'm in bed and my brain is still playing that music while I'm on the edge of sleep

Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Sunday, 31 August 2025 11:17 (one week ago)

love sign and plus, I think much more than the contemporaneous live stuff actually ... weirdly I always kept imagining Dave Gahan singing over several of the tracks then I realized they were probably big Depeche Mode heads in the 80s before the hip hop and house wave kicked in and it seemed to make a lot of sense viz the kinds of melodic structures they tend to return to, very dramatic, very melancholic, very romanticist ... like tell me if I'm wrong but are say "esc desc" or "sch.mefd.2" or "psin AM" or "iipre.esc" (from plus) not fairly Depeche-circa-Black Celebration-coded?

dazza (missingNO), Sunday, 31 August 2025 12:08 (one week ago)

Funny, i find myself sometimes doing "Bryan Ferry-isms" over Ae. I could definitely imagine someone with his or Gahan's vocal range working with them

Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Sunday, 31 August 2025 13:18 (one week ago)

haha yeah, totally crooner core ... Sylvian as well would fit

dazza (missingNO), Sunday, 31 August 2025 13:24 (one week ago)

this from Milton Parker on the elseq thread is so otm, really gets close to how my enjoyment of this stuff has increased:

"where the point is an unknowable flood of so much of it that you stop thinking of it in terms of 'pieces' or 'albums' or even physical media, you stop consciously thinking of it in terms of putting on a specific album. you just engage with it as sound without that record-geek side of your consciousness stepping in to track or map which one's your favorite or which album it is or which stage of his career it is you're dealing with and instead it is all continuum. which is pretty much where you want to be"

brimstead, Sunday, 31 August 2025 14:38 (one week ago)

Yes. Especially with these long format releases. They force you to live "in the moment", and by that I'm talking on a micro scale, like zooming in and in on a waveform

Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Sunday, 31 August 2025 15:30 (one week ago)


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