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How do I get a girl to like me?

― Joel Andrew Brown, Thursday, 14 November 2002 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

hypnosis

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 November 2002 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

OK...

"How do I get a girl to like me?"

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 14 November 2002 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Spanish Fly, Cash, Grass, & Gin

― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 14 November 2002 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Be worth liking.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 November 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

And if you're not worth liking, then try really hard to find the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb that will bring you together

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 14 November 2002 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Or alternately, the bum the bum the bum the bum etc.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 14 November 2002 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

According to Dr. William Gibbons of the Deguello Institute, a universal way to attract female interest is to take a certain amount of care in one's appearance and grooming, paying particular attention to apparel. While a healthy financial portfolio is important in terms of the self-confidence it provides, studies have indicated that cleanliness and, in the case of footware, novelty (in the sense of purchase date) are the leading factor in obtaining female approval. And while a suit-and-tie combination (silk and black, preferably) are always a necessity, seemingly outmoded forms of fashion (e.g, the top hat) also help to make an impression. To paraphrase Dr. Gibbons, women seem unable to control their impulses when confronted with a highly presentable gentleman.

TMFTML
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― TMFTML (TMFTML), Thursday, 14 November 2002 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

oh fuck.

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i'll be at the mall.

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Thursday, 14 November 2002 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought this was going to be a Simths thread . . . .

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 14 November 2002 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

waitaminnit, TMFTML!

what about those "rough" kinda guys that women adore so much? you know, the plaid-shirt-and-five-o'clock-shadow types? what's that about?

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Thursday, 14 November 2002 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

They got big cocks.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 14 November 2002 21:43 (twenty-three years ago)

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