The Legendary Stardust Cowboy - Paralyzed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_ajui48nY

"I've got a gal, way across town
She won't come to see me till I pull my shades down
Paralyzed
When I look into her eyes she makes me paralyzed"

"When I go, to the show
Boy she makes a fellow to bestow
She puts her arms around me
She keeps me warm from the storm
Paralyzed
When I look into her eyes she makes me paralyzed"

"I throw her into a sack
and take off in a big black Cadillac
When I put my arms around her
She keeps me warm from the storm
Paralyzed
Boy I want to squeeze her, she makes me paralyzed"

"I ran to my refrigerator
Hungry as an Alligator
I opened the door
And what did I see...
My baby was staring right back at me!
Paralyzed
She jumped into my arms
And gave me all of her charms
Paralyzed"

classic

I found the goddamn lyrics!

A Japanese issue "vintage recordings" CD

Is there a studio version?

You've never heard this before?

I don't think so! It's wonderful obv

Produced By T-Bone Burnette!

That's him playing drums.

The single version is much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEZAivzl1Q

One of the greatest songs ever recorded. An absolute riot. Bonus points if you can find the version that starts, “Howdy! I’m the Legendary Stardust Cowboy speaking for Bugles. Good old stardust bugles.”

Yeah, that's on that cd I mentioned earlier