Douchiest photo of Uncle Kracker (Matthew Shafer) on an album/EP/single cover

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Double Wide (back)	8
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah (back)	5
Happy Hour	2
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah (front)	1
Midnight Special	1
Happy Hour: The South River Road Sessions (front)	1
Double Wide (front)	1
Follow Me	1
Rescue	0
Smile	0
Drift Away	0
My Hometown	0
In a Little While	0
Nobody's Sad on a Saturday Night	0
Blue Skies	0
Midnight Special (back)	0
Happy Hour: The South River Road Sessions (back)	0
Seventy Two & Sunny (back)	0
Seventy Two & Sunny (front)	0
No Stranger to Shame (Polish bootleg, back)	0
No Stranger to Shame (Polish bootleg, front)	0
No Stranger to Shame	0
Endlessly	0

― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:28 (seven years ago)

Double Wide:
https://i.imgur.com/aBbeMwE.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/zr1hM8y.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/KJIPysL.jpg

No Stranger to Shame:
https://i.imgur.com/F2T49mX.jpg

― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:29 (seven years ago)

No Stranger to Shame (Polish bootleg version):
https://i.imgur.com/V2dKAo1.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/C5Li7VB.jpg

Seventy Two & Sunny:
https://i.imgur.com/E6vKH2l.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/wUOeldU.jpg

Happy Hour:
https://i.imgur.com/mzokWr3.jpg

― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:29 (seven years ago)

Happy Hour: The South River Road Sessions:
https://i.imgur.com/r7DsdMv.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/KhokkSz.jpg

Midnight Special:
https://i.imgur.com/Zv5O6LV.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/wBF4mak.jpg

― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:29 (seven years ago)

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah:
https://i.imgur.com/yMujXJJ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/guFVGvd.jpg

Follow Me:
https://i.imgur.com/C4vnymk.jpg

In a Little While:
https://i.imgur.com/tFwcUqN.jpg

― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:30 (seven years ago)

Drift Away:
https://i.imgur.com/c6aalMy.jpg

Rescue:
https://i.imgur.com/Q7DC76J.jpg

Smile:
https://i.imgur.com/zTs3PGq.jpg

My Hometown:
https://i.imgur.com/SJOSCLk.jpg

― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:30 (seven years ago)

Nobody's Sad on a Saturday Night:
https://i.imgur.com/J8J2jjX.jpg

Blue Skies:
https://i.imgur.com/HlAHAIN.jpg

Endlessly:
https://i.imgur.com/fXlRa3c.jpg

― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:30 (seven years ago)

ah uncle kracker, my bete noir, we meet again

this is obviously "follow me" which is also objectively the lowest point recorded music is capable of reaching

― macropuente (map), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:33 (seven years ago)

but yeah, yeah, yeah (front) is impressively douchey with the soul patch, fur collar and finger

― macropuente (map), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:40 (seven years ago)

“Blue Skies” is fine (“good,” even)

― underqualified backing vocalist (morrisp), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:47 (seven years ago)

Seems like he brought his weight down over the years? Probably wasn’t easy, especially with a musician’s lifestyle.

― underqualified backing vocalist (morrisp), Monday, 24 December 2018 05:51 (seven years ago)

well i now know more about 'uncle kracker' than i ever knew, or wanted to know, before

― j., Monday, 24 December 2018 05:55 (seven years ago)

late '00s Kracker (see Happy Hour and "Smile") is the douchiest Kracker when you consider the context within which those photos were taken (cleaning up his act and rebranding himself as a fun dad after his sexual assault conviction)

he looks like a smellier, less attractive Adam Levine on the "Blue Skies" cover, but I agree with morrisp that he almost looks like a decent human being for once

― poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 06:07 (seven years ago)

This guy looks like the offspring of Fred Durst and Bill Hicks for some reason

― octobeard, Monday, 24 December 2018 06:20 (seven years ago)

There are lot of Uncle Kracker albums!

― Ae$op Rocky (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 December 2018 17:34 (seven years ago)

Never mind the photos, there are some pretty douchey fonts in that little selection.

― Bloody Snail, Monday, 24 December 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

right?? xp

― rip van wanko, Monday, 24 December 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

he's gotten less douchey looking over the years

― 💫 (Trϵϵship), Monday, 24 December 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

significantly

― 💫 (Trϵϵship), Monday, 24 December 2018 17:51 (seven years ago)

good work matthew

― 💫 (Trϵϵship), Monday, 24 December 2018 17:51 (seven years ago)

the question is, did Uncle Kracker inspire Guy Fieri's look or was it the other way around?

― rip van wanko, Monday, 24 December 2018 18:48 (seven years ago)

Blue Skies cover is the least douchey but also conversely it looks like a hazy "last thing you ever see" POV shot.

― omar little, Monday, 24 December 2018 21:06 (seven years ago)

fantastic poll

very hard to answer however

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 24 December 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

i think I'm going wth midnight special

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 24 December 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

it's Double Wide inner/back or Yeah Yeah Yeah front

― sans lep (sic), Monday, 24 December 2018 21:10 (seven years ago)

agreed

― sleeve, Monday, 24 December 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 31 December 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

omg i missed this poll

"follow me" has to be one of my personal least favorite hits of my lifetime

― dyl, Monday, 31 December 2018 00:54 (seven years ago)

uncle cracker has a song called Who's Your Uncle?

― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 December 2018 01:02 (seven years ago)

Uncle cracker looks like a sensitive adolescent who is also a badass

― calstars, Monday, 31 December 2018 01:19 (seven years ago)

Uncle Kracker looks like a dad who is a son who is an uncle who is a drug dealer who is a college football fanatic who is a felon who is hungry for some buffalo wings.

― del griffith, Monday, 31 December 2018 03:14 (seven years ago)

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