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We've had Kenny Rogers' Broasted Chicken fast food chain and Dolly Parton's Dollywood theme park. What are some ventures you'd like to see pop stars attach their names to? Not so much the usual exclusive restaurants, but strip mall franchises and EZ-off EZ-on destinations with rides and stuff the whole family can enjoy.

― Curt (cgould), Sunday, 17 November 2002 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Elvis Costello's Insta-Spec One-Hour Eyeglass Hut

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 17 November 2002 17:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Wesley Willis' Video Rentaland
Like A Tim's World of Whores
Mick Jagger & Gene Simmons' Tongueland Retirement Community
Squarepusher Vodka
Ted Nugent Cookbooks (oh, wait.)
Tom Millar's Super Big MoneyMaking Franchise Involving Helicopters
Plastikman Lenses
Julian Casablancas Hot Dog Stands
Madonna Films (Oh, sorry.)
FEAR Brewpubs
Jack Dangers Soy Burgers
Cato Salsa Salsa
Danzig Diners (at the mall)
Martyn Ware Apparel
Shaggy Tacos
Eminem Candies (bya ha ha)
John Lennon Rifles (oooh.)

That's enough. I'm quitting while I'm ahead. Er.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 17 November 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops. I forgot some.

Tesco & Moon Unit's Online Baby-Naming
The Trent Reznor Wrestling Federation
Mark Mothersbaugh Diet Plan
KILLROCKSTARS.COM/NEKKID PITCHERS
The Residents' School For Talented Youngsters

― Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 17 November 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Bacharach Machinery Ltd.
Stefani Brand Self-Inflating Love Dolls
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead Shrubbery Trimmers
Turbonegro Costumiers
Automatic Bizooties by Beck

This is the best thread ever. Seriously, I quit.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 17 November 2002 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

7-A-3's Institute for Lasting Personal Success

Sorry about that.

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Sunday, 17 November 2002 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Funkadelic Urinalysis

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 17 November 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

(all drug screenings come back clean no matter what you've been smoking)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 17 November 2002 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

THANK YOU TOM i am now lobbying to rename my band the Trent Reznor Wrestling Federation, it's not too late

― Famous Athlete, Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

george clinton's chain of hot-dog stands: atomic dogs

iggy-pops

― briania, Monday, 18 November 2002 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Mick & Keef's corner shop on Stella Street is hard to beat.

"Ere Keef, how much are these peaches?"

― James Ball (James Ball), Monday, 18 November 2002 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Kathleen Hanna's Kebab House

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 18 November 2002 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Red Hot Chili Peppers Iron and Trellis Work

Godspeed You Black Emperor Penguin and Polar Bear Antarctic Bar and Grill

The Dr Dre Poodle-a-torium

Bikini Kill Bikini

Coldplay Meat and Poultry

Gold Chains Hyper Diapers

― meirion john lewis (mei), Monday, 18 November 2002 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

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