Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - "Coming Out of Our Shells" Poll PIZZA HUT

Tubin' is kinda surfy, April Ballad is Broadway pop, Count On Us is p much arena rock in the vein of Europe, Coming Out of Our Shells = their Mr Big ballad,...

lord. I think it's "Count On Us", for all da cheese.

I will take advantage of any opening to post this spin-off project which is almost gloriously terrible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6grWQ55VAI

two world tours.

citation needed

Jeffrey Ross Tubin’[1] (/ˈtuːbɪn/; born May 21, 1960) is an American lawyer, turtle, author, pundit,[2] and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker.[3] During the Iran–Krang affair, he served as an associate sensei in the Department of Justice, and moved from law into ninjitsu during the 1990s.

for some reason i just skipped straight into the middle of We wish you a turtle christmas, and that shit is insanely weird. gotta-get-a-gift-gotta-get-a-gift-gotta-get-a-gift! for splinter!

I'm just going off memory here but it's gotta be PIZZA POWER

TMNT could have partnered up with Olive Garden to leverage the shells/conchiglie thing. Why not?

I don't think they make children's entertainment this abysmal anymore (referring both to the op and Old Lunch's contribution), do they?

I don't think they make children's entertainment this abysmal anymore (referring both to the op and Old Lunch's contribution), do they?

― peace, man

have you heard about children's youtube videos

oh fuck. Yeah, forgot about all that nonsense.

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Today I learned that in the UK they’re known as Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles because “ninja” is a bad word over there!

Yeah, that's bollocks. I don't have a clue who had the idea for the name change, but they could have called it by its original name and it wouldn't have made a blind bit of difference.

xp. the rationale was something along the lines of "ninjas were assassins, that's too violent a connotation for a kids show". the movie ended up being called ninja turtles however

imagining turtles on a hero sandwich now

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We were at a Pizza Hut in 1990 or 1991 and my toddler brother threw a fit. He wouldn't stop crying, so the waitress kept bringing him toys and shit. This tape was one of the disposables she brought over to the table. Even at 7 or 8 I was old enough to recognize that there was something off and grotesque about it. I think I played the first track out of curiosity/boredom once. That was enough, but I guess I'll have to go check it out on Youtube now. Props to this poll for pointing me to the apparent highlights

OK the 3 minutes of "Tubin'" feel like 20 minutes. What is it with "children's music" and horrible vocals?

WALK STRAIGHT

No need to mutateeee

I had this album. Might even be the first album I owned. Can't remember all the songs but I do remember being annoyed that the singer of "Skipping Stones" did not have an Asian accent like Splinter did in the show