corniest selection on the ringer's "40 best songs of 1999"

No doubt about it - these are the 40 best songs of 1999.

33. Blur - Tender

I don't have no trouble with you fucking me but I got a little problem with you not fucking me

it has to be “mambo no. 5”

19. LFO - Summer Girls
20. Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
21. Smash Mouth - All Star

the nostalgia-for-its-own-sake trifecta

all star just a super great song imo

i don’t remember LFO

Out of all the Shania singles from 1999 that could be on that list, that's the one they pick?

Not the corniest but 'That Don't Impress Me Much' has always been and will always be a complete pile of shit.

This might win:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ptQatdjOFM

Surprised that there's a few I actually love on that list. 'Angel of Mine' is all-time.

Corny or not, these are the songs I still like considerably:

2. TLC - No Scrubs
3. Mariah Carey - Heartbreaker ft. Jay-Z
7. Lauryn Hill - Ex-Factor
9. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Got Yo Money ft. Kelis
12. The Roots - You Got Me ft. Erykah Badu
14. Lauryn Hill - Everything Is Everything
16. Whitney Houston - It's Not Right, But It's Okay
23. New Radicals - You Get What You Give
26. Jay-Z - Can I Get A... ft. Ja Rule & Amil
27. Busta Rhymes - What's It Gonna Be? ft. Janet Jackson
28. Monica - Angel of Mine
31. Fiona Apple - Fast As You Can
38. Sisqo - Thong Song [more of a 2000 song tho]

Because it’s fucking great?

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thread making me have traumatizing flashbacks to mtv’s “say what?” karaoke show

add a few more xxxs

38. Sisqo - Thong Song [more of a 2000 song tho]

absolutely a 2000 song, would be my vote here strictly for chronological laziness

yeah the ones eric picked are good, would add juvenile, dre, destiny's child, and mobb deep to the list of good songs.

i think the whole is cornier than the sum of its parts.

here's the list with write-ups, btw: https://99music.theringer.com/?_ga=2.154857336.1527893212.1564409258-501315457.1464730919

Imagine doing this list without

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Fy5w2klbg

Imagine doing this list without

I remember that when Boston's KISS 108 played 'That Don't Impress me Much", they replaced the line 'ok, so you're Brad Pitt' with 'ok, so you're Matt Siegel' in honor of their morning talk show host. presumably they convinced (paid?) Shania to recite the line during an interview and dubbed it in afterwards. definitely an improvement on the original

https://i.imgur.com/5L71DAm.jpg

Didn’t Spin make a “Best Songs of 1999” list like just this past week???

LFO for (a) being shit and (b) stealing the name of the real LFO

Just to give you a taste of how much '99-style pop radio corn has been pre-drained from this list:

Santana ft. Rob Thomas - 'Smooth'
Ricky Martin - 'Livin' La Vida Loca'
Enrique Iglesias - 'Bailamos'
Shawn Mullins - 'Lullaby'
Tal Bachman - 'She's So High'
Phil Collins - 'You'll Be in My Heart'
Citizen King - 'Better Days'
Blessid Union of Souls - 'Hey Leonardo'

I mean

https://www.spin.com/featured/best-alt-rock-songs-1999-list/

These songs suck too!!

It kinda felt like a corny year even at the time.

I think I hate the 90’s based on this list.

This music ruined high school for me.

"You Get What You Give" is one of the greatest songs of all time so I'll go for that one.

get what you give seems like quite a popular song irl and on ilx but I've always despised it

Ricky Martin - 'Livin' La Vida Loca'

that song is on there!

i also have a soft spot for citizen king's better days, but i'll accept that as one of my character flaws.

Impossible to pick - this my core, heart music.

“Steal my sunshine” is the only fun song in this list.

LOL flappy

After some thought I really don't see how this can't be "Summer Girls" - just excruciating to listen to, then & now.

"You Get What You Give" is one of the greatest songs of all time so I'll go for that one.

― The World According To.... (Michael B), Tuesday, July 30, 2019 12:04 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

re-read the thread question!

Having a look if things were better in the UK. Short answer: no. Longer answer: There are a few good songs if you keep reading.

http://www.uk-charts.top-source.info/top-100-1999.shtml

There is nothing on the ringer's list in the same galaxy of corniness as The Millennium Prayer.

How about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

These lists always miss “Windowlicker” which is one of the finest singles and music videos of the 90’s let alone 1999.

The coda alone puts all these “top 40” to shame.

i do sincerely applaud the restraint it took to leave 'blue (da ba dee)' off the final list.

“Steal My Sunshine” places on both the Ringer and Spin lists and neither write-up mentions the dialog. That’s the best part of the song!

the correct answer is that it's all corny and 1999 was the corniest year of all of history

1999 was not a great year for me but I can’t blame the music

How have I never heard that sunscreen song until just now? What a piece of shit.

Love about 30 of these, including some corny ones.

Corniest? Sure, “Mambo No. 5” and “That Don’t Impress Me Much”, but also “Maria, Maria” and “Heartbreaker”. I’ve never liked “Heartbreaker”, so I guess I’ll vote for that one. (The *NSYNC probably qualifies, but I hardly remember it as it wasn’t a hit over here.)

How have I never heard that sunscreen song until just now? What a piece of shit.

― Mr. Snrub

Is that the Baz Luhrman song? He is like a reverse alchemist, he turns gold into shit.

"heartbreaker" is good af, get outta here

These lists always miss “Windowlicker” “NORTHERN LITES” which is one of the finest singles and music videos of the 90’s let alone 1999.

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, July 30, 2019 5:15 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

fixed

29. NSYNC - God Must've Spent A Little More Time On You

this is the correct answer, this is like half a step removed from "butterfly kisses"

I guess I need to listen to 'Summer Girls' again real quick because I always conflate it with 'Butterfly' for some unknown reason (prolly because they're both fucking dumb songs?) and I'm just now realizing for the eleventy-millionth time that it is not 'Butterfly'.

Ahhh, okay, right. LFO, the boy band whose members all look like they have a shaky notion of the terms of their restraining orders.

“Miami” is indeed pretty damn corny, but (it cannot be said enough) it’s failproof thanks to its And The Beat Goes On foundation.

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Aside from the tracks that never really hit the UK (Mobb Deep / Juvenile / NSYNC etc), all of these got blasted at me multiple times a day for the entire year.

I had just left 6th Form and was working at an Italian restaurant just outside Cardiff - I had my first full wage, no bills to pay and was spending 8 hours a day, 6 days a week, stuck in a hot kitchen with a rotating cast of Welsh/Italian maniacs. The owner insisted on Radio 1 / Capital etc being on while customers were in the restaurant after one too many 'blasting , and as a result I have very strong Stockholm syndrome for all these tracks.

Even at the time Mambo No.5 seemed like a new pinnacle of pop cheddar so that gets my vote, with Cher a very close 2nd. At the time, Cardiff was under the grip of HHowever I feel that the rich seam of gorgonzola that was 1999 pop-trance is missing from this list completely:

"Protect Your Mind (For The Love Of A Princess)"

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'...one too many 'blasting John Peel out of the kitchen door at unsuspecting customers' incident , and as a result..'

...

and 'At the time, Cardiff was under the grip of Hard House / Trance fever, however I feel that the rich seam of gorgonzola that was 1999 pop-trance is missing from this list completely:

DJ Sakin - Protect Your Mind (For The Love Of A Princess)
Phats & Small - Turn Around
ATB - 9 PM (Till I Come)
Planet Perfecto - Bullet In The Gun'

All of these hit the UK charts and were ripe cheese that would get my vote.

Impossible to pick - this my core, heart music.

― flappy bird, Tuesday, July 30, 2019 1:06 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

extremely otm. scanning this list is taking me back to the summer after 6th grade--childhood's end, really--only the good memories remain now. scar tissue alone, wow... say what? karaoke on mtv. that don't impress me much desert leopard print. billy shakespeare wrote a whole lotta sonnets. all that glitters is gold...

it's not right, but it's ok :(

9PM Til I Come is as close as I come to heart corn from this era

kinda reminds me of Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

whoa now frogbs no need to bring sam into this

The fact that 9PM Til I Come isn't here invalidates the entire list. In general the UK and US felt miles apart musically around this time (maybe Europe and the US) but the lack of any chart trance or garage in here really shows quite how divergent the charts were.

As much as I love 9PM I can understand it not being on here, especially in its single mix.

Saltwater, on the other hand...

Will Smith - "Miami" will forever be tied in my mind to the statewide trauma of the 1998 NFC Championship thanks to this Vikings version of MIami done by KDWB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbMk1qffPNM

party in the Cities where the heat is on
Denny Green runnin' things in the Metrodome
and we're going to Miami

Bouncin' in the Cities with the purple and gold
Got your football senses on overload
and we're going to Miami

After checking what hard house / trance cheese hit the top 10 over here (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UK_top-ten_singles_in_1999), and giving all the filter disco influenced stuff a pass of 'just about acceptable', if this poll was UK based it would need:

Porn Kings Vs. DJ Supreme - Up To the Wildstyle
Vengaboys - We Like to Party / Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom / We're Going to Ibiza / Kiss (When the Sun Don't Shine)
Yomanda - Synth & Strings
Alice DeeJay - Better Off Alone / Back in My Life
DJ Jean - The Launch
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)
Ann Lee - 2 Times
Wamdue Project - King of My Castle
Mario Piu - Communication (Somebody Answer the Phone)
William Orbit - Barber's Adagio for Strings

Quite impressed that Flat Beat made it to number 1 tbh

giving all the filter disco influenced stuff a pass of 'just about acceptable'

I give it all an A+

OMG 'Flat Beat', forgot all about that song. The video was like the funniest thing in the world to me for probably like a day and a half.

started to read the Ringer article but couldn't get through it cuz all the writers sound suspiciously like Bill Simmons (name a song off Christina's last 3 albums. You can't!!). but there is a good point in there about how 1999 was the last time we, as a nation, really felt optimism...before Florida & the Hanging Chads, before 9/11, before Iraq, and all *gestures vaguely* this

Yeah Y2K really should've fulfilled its apocalyptic promise.

In a sense, it kinda did?

Well, it sure is taking its damn time.

Quite impressed that Flat Beat made it to number 1 tbh

Being in a Levi's ad got Babylon Zoo and Stiltskin to #1 as well so it's not that much of a surprise. Flat Beat has aged way better than either of those as well.

first Mr Oizo LP is excellent too

i dont think will smith's 'miami' is that corny really. big willie style is the last time he could get away w/ non corny records (altho 'just the 2 of us' is pretty oversentimental)

It was an old millenium, no excuse me, willenium

the spanish lyrics on miami are corny as fuck

spanish lyrics in miami vs spanish lyrics in beck songs

soy un maíz-idor

I believe you mean 'so open the door'

Will Smith - "Miami" will forever be tied in my mind to the statewide trauma of the 1998 NFC Championship thanks to this Vikings version of MIami done by KDWB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbMk1qffPNM

party in the Cities where the heat is on
Denny Green runnin' things in the Metrodome
and we're going to Miami

Bouncin' in the Cities with the purple and gold
Got your football senses on overload
and we're going to Miami

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 1, 2019 5:54 AM (four hours ago)

laughing my ass off at this

it's amazing

I, too, laughed my ass of at that. Everything about it. I laugh at the Vikings and their fans pretty frequently tbh.

thats mean

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

another station-produced parody of "miami"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqiSxNyK0MM

Maybe 1999 isn't corny, but rather the list-making people are just bad at making lists.

"hooch" is summer 98, why is it discussed here

Okay the corniest selection here is def "24. Blackstreet - "Take Me There" ft. Mya, Ma$e & Blinky Blink"

Since it's blackstreet who would ever believe this is actually cornier than "All Star" but it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEpiB8AfSao

Also this is what the music in every Target commercial sounds like now

that song is cute & fun

Movie Soundtrack from Rugrats The Movie

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH right

thank god I was an adult in 1999

also that LFO song is the worst

hah I wonder if Mark Mothersbaugh got a big royalty check for that one

God Didn't Spend Nearly Enough Time on You

lol

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Len - Steal My Sunshine 2

you fools

two motherfuckers tried to steal my sunshine

for some reason I heard "Tender" in a bar at the weekend and there is not enough contempt for that godawful week-long dirge here. seriously personally offended that The Thong Song got more votes than it

also add me to the list of people who never, uh, got "You Get What You Give"

PS "Steal My Sunshine" is great of course

"hooch" is summer 98, why is it discussed here

― billstevejim, Monday, August 5, 2019 11:11 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

This is why it finally received its own (semi-)dedicated thread.

The crazy town is obv the best

oopa wrong thread ... although sort of the right thread

i wouldn't have put it past these listmakers to have deemed "butterfly" a 1999 song