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1. Sandy Scott and the Shorts - Scrub My Gin Shirley

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

2. sub-trifean at best ~ ice dancer

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 10:58 (twenty-three years ago)

best of these 'list threads' so far...

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

3. the disciple - i look to you, master

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:00 (twenty-three years ago)

4. Gay Bert - There's A Cow In My Caddens

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

5. stamford hill cru - dis wan a gwan (n15 dub plate)

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

6. Mixmaster GLC featuring MC Squared - Peter Powell Death Nite

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:02 (twenty-three years ago)

7. 165 ~ one in the benz

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Has no one seen my "Least Consequential Singles of 1961"?

1) "Your Shiny Tailfins (Got Nothin' on Mine)" by The Knick Knacks

2) "Your Shiny Tailfins (Got Nothin' on Mine)" by The Original Knick Knacks (cover of the Knick Knacks song)

3) "She Says It's Not Mine (The Hooba Looba Song)" by The Four Klansmen

4) "(Everbody's Doin') The Foolish Chinchilla" by Bobby and The Boxcutters

5) "Czar of the Negro Underworld" by Brother Julep (spoken-word, recorded live at Gimpy's Folk Tonguebath, MacDougal St., NYC)

6) "Just a Closer Drive to Thee" by Sister Poinsetta Geranium and the First Official Gospel Jubilee of the Son of God

7) "Waiting For Marriage (It's Hard)" by Boff Nimbly

8) "He Grabbed My Throat (And It Felt Like Shit)" by Sadie and The Maso-Lettes

9) "That Horse Kept On Ridin'" by Gun Dickerley

10) "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh" by Twisti Froot

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

8. Ultim8 Kandikolored Ravah Boyeez - Recidivist Capdoffer

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

9. hatchet man ~ boom boom say it

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

10. Kroydon Kuntz - Burn Hataz In Da Garridge (Wot They Look Like Then?)

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

11. jizz'n'grind ~ (ain't nuthin wrong) with a little lovin

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

12. lady deadpan ~ dusseldorf (heimzuckierinschefheit remix)

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

12. Belinda and the Budgets - My Man Radiates Turquoise

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

11. Tony Blair and the Cabinet, 'Disco Inferno' (cover [run for])

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

15. IDM - IDS Ain't No Human Being

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:09 (twenty-three years ago)

16. Gordon Fucidin - Scrapings Of My Love

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

17. the settee ~ lovin aint wrong/kickin it out (double a)

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

18. The Riffs - Whatchoodoin? ("It's like all the kids in Camden spunking on my face" - Conor McN)

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)

18. Jean and the Papists; 'Take the Power Back'

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

19. The Beans Beings - Let's Build A Better Belgium

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

18. lady chrissie, denise lefontaine & the project masters ~ step to this (respect me)

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

21. carlton infant ~ hizbollah jump

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

22. Leviathan - Agamemnon Rock Honey Lick Love Harry Potter

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:16 (twenty-three years ago)

23. Catastrophes - Warm Brenda Beige Tea Cosy

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

24. Mike Black Sound Plays The Hits - Don't Hug A Weevil In A Leaky Flotation Tank

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

25. dfen & helix p ~ drobsclurition (i rhyme like...)

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

26. Cliff "Cheeky" Cumberbatch with the Culloden Children's Choir - I Remember Albert Ayler

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

The Acid Mary Mushroom - "Vision Got Squiggly At the Piggly Wiggly"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

28. hellraver ~ doom commandos

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

29. Magic Fountain - Lay Your Boots On Me Baby

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

30. naomi kennedy - i just wanna in-line

― Jeff W, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

30.tony blair and his cronies- for osama...

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

32. loam "underwired"

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

33. ricky chavez ~ why must i fall in love like a fool again?

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

34. Barb Tequila - Wire My Harrow Crossroads

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

35. Irreal, 'Foster Father'

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Vanilla Ketchup - "Chillin With the Street Team"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

37. Judges - Socko Cocko

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

38. beg tets "funk phenomenology"

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

39 Comfy Slipper - Breakin all the rules

― MikeB, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

39. 2nd floor scientific support department ~ retro futurist laboratory

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

41. holly V- Jim morrison was a cockfarmer

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

42. Adrian Adonis - Gabba Morris Dance

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

42. danny invincible "nothing's gonna change my love for you"

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

44. urban ninja ~ blunt methodology

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

46. Purple Crap - Weed Out The Bunting (And Then I FLEEEEWWWWW)

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

45. Giselle; 'Venus In Furs'

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

46. cardinal offshore "flying high"

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

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79. Dennis Acid ~ Acid Love

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

80. george W- are you with us or against us?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

81 Groin - Groin

― MikeB, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

81. The Fancied - Orange Cowbell Collapse

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

83. The Wooaahh! ~ We Rock

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

84. MC Ball Bearings - "You and Me in a Romcom with Sadaam at the High School Prom"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

84. weekenders "feel the realness"

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

85. Workouts - Baby Don't Baby Me

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

86. Sue Denim - About Your Monthly Repayments

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Rozza Plod and the Nipple-Heads with The Filth: 'If I was institutionally racist would you still love me?'

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

88. garvey-poindexter funk connection ~ heavy on the bass now

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

88. The Stretches - New York Girls Lick Oil Slicks

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

88. bobby bo hamilton "my dancin shoes are dirty"

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

89. Decomposed Arms ~ Virus

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

91. Real Music - Soul Passion And Honesty (NME Mix)

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

92. ***** ***** and the ***** - "Reclaiming the Word (Word)"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

93. Pantechnicon - One Arm Left (To Strangle You With)

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

94. Michael Wells ~ Love is Stronger Than Hate (Donny D rmx)

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

95. the meatls- we are the meatls

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

95. Punctum - Mind My Prick

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

94. Beachy; 'Give Good Head'

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

97. Chico 'Chico' Chicitez ~ hey chico man!

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

98. The Jimmy Garrison Theatre - Your Bottle Top Saved Willie From Drowning

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

98. gareth - mental energy (windmills mix)

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

98. The Yardsticks - Funky shoe horn (parts 1-3)

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

99.sir john- this song is well crafted.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

100 Sphintcus - The Immolation of the Castrata

― MikeB, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

101. Biscuits - "The Rest is Gravy"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Right no more please that's the 100!

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

right, i'm off to soulseek!

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

and I'm off to so some work.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

1012. Skinny Bitch - My baby drinks turps (and I love meths)

Had to get it in!

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

So I can't use The Early Adopters - "Prescience (NME Mix)"??

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:44 (twenty-three years ago)

A hearty dose of backslapping all round I think.

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

michael wells choices were mad good!

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 11:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Guys! You forgot "He Hit Me (And It Felt Like He Fucked Me In The Ass)"!

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

102. Kim Gordon and the Kim Gordons feat. Kim Gordon, "Kim Revisited"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicely done, all of ya. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

cheers gareth. i like the "love is stronger than hate" one, was that in reference to anything in particular? and who's donny d?

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

103. Ned Raggett - Neducated

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

no reference to anything, you just have a late 80s house music name. donny d is just made up, some kind of latin remix

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm the new keith nunelly!

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

103. Ned Raggett - Neducated

Smoove.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

the ilXor chorus -- "sk8er boi"

― bucky wunderlick (bucky), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

sixteen years pass...

105. Madness: "Can I Play With Iron Maiden"
106. Andrew Bird: "I'm Like N Furtado"

― anatol_merklich, Monday, 14 January 2019 02:06 (seven years ago)

107. Disqus Dan & The Reply Guys — “SJW’s Ruined Star Wars (How Wude)”

― i stan corrected (morrisp), Monday, 14 January 2019 02:40 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBsLy5ayHU4&index=12&t=0s&list=WL

― enochroot, Monday, 14 January 2019 02:56 (seven years ago)

108. Meat Loaf - "I Can't Find My Keys (I Last Saw Them on the Nightstand)"

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 January 2019 03:55 (seven years ago)

Let me try that link again....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBsLy5ayHU4

― enochroot, Monday, 14 January 2019 12:52 (seven years ago)

109. The Carpenters - 'Butt Stuff on My Mind'

― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Monday, 14 January 2019 13:19 (seven years ago)

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