Uncut Magazine: Genre Exercises Poll

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Two things: 1. vote your favorite subgenre of dick pic in the poll. 2. rank your TEN favourite subgenres based on the following list (cribbed from RYM - Rate Your Member). Then do the same for your TEN most hated subgenres.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Folk Dick	2
Post-Dick	1
Neue Deutsche Dick	1
Doom Dick	1
Sludge Dick	1
Melodic Black Dick	1
Drone Dick	1
Funk Dick	1
Cyber Dick	0
Industrial Dick	0
Alternative Dick	0
Power Dick	0
Progressive Dick	0
Speed Dick	0
Stoner Dick	0
Symphonic Dick	0
Thrash Dick	0
Heavy Dick	0
Groove Dick	0
Nu Dick	0
Rap Dick	0
Avant-Garde Dick	0
Atmospheric Black Dick	0
Symphonic Black Dick	0
War Dick	0
Death Dick	0
Melodic Death Dick	0
Technical Death Dick	0
Celtic Dick	0
Grindcore	0
Viking Dick	0

― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:52 (six years ago)

Americana Dick

― Kibbutzki (Jaap Schip), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 11:09 (six years ago)

lol grindcore

― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 11:09 (six years ago)

i very much enjoy Blackened Technical Dick

― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

love my blackened dicker nailgun

― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:17 (six years ago)

i can't believe pirate dick isn't anywhere on here, why does viking dick get credit but not pirate dick

i also much prefer cock to dick, but that's just a personal preference

― tantric societal collapse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:22 (six years ago)

Hard Cock is just weak-ass proto-dick man

― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:25 (six years ago)

t/s: speed dick vs stoner dick

― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:26 (six years ago)

Neue Deutsche Dick, obv.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:26 (six years ago)

And I’m still waiting for an answer to my question about whether Country Dick is a thing or not.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:27 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuvmiv3Xmi4

― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:28 (six years ago)

Wow I really want some coke now

― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:30 (six years ago)

(And forgive me sarah, but the lack of 'Neue Deutsche Härte Dick' is a bit of a missed opportunity.)

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:35 (six years ago)

Hard Cock is just weak-ass proto-dick man

― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague)

who said anything about hard cock, it's soft cock that I'm into

mostly I'm into dick, though. Deep dick, of course, but lately I've been getting more into minimal dick. Both neo-dick and post-dick are longtime faves of mine. I feel like personally deconstructed dick is a little overrated? But if someone else is into that I don't have a problem with that.

― tantric societal collapse (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 00:46 (six years ago)

Deep Dick is pretty great

― Only Blob Can Judge Me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 01:00 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

Gotta go for that Melodic Black Dick.

― breastcrawl, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 00:07 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 25 December 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

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