Top One Hundred Goofy Greats (Novelty Songs, Dance Crazes & Parodies)

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

100. David Seville - My Friend The Witch Doctor

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

99. Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

98. Chicago Bears - Super Bowl Shuffle

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

97. Rodney Dangerfield - Rappin' Rodney

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

98. Dominic the Donkey - I have no idea who sing it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, Lou Monte.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

96. Whigfield 'Saturday Night'
95. Apache Indian 'Boom Shack-A-Lak'

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

94. The Boss and The Bandits - Born in North Van

― ddd, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

93. C.W. McCall - Convoy

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

92. los del rio - macarena

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

ok so that's 96 then - we're counting down to #1

92. Rappin' Duke - Rappin' Duke

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

90. Lorne Greene - Ringo

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

91. Alice Bowie-"Earache My Eye"

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

89. Positive K - I Got A Man (should be higher but I can't wait)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

88. Van McCoy - The Hustle

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

87. Ray Stevens - 'The Streak'

― zebedee, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

86. Rose Royce - Car Wash

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

85. Terence & Phillip-"Uncle Fucka"

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

100. David Seville - My Friend The Witch Doctor
99. Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
98. Chicago Bears - Super Bowl Shuffle
97. Rodney Dangerfield - Rappin' Rodney
96. Loe Monte - Dominic the Donkey
95. Whigfield 'Saturday Night'
94. Apache Indian 'Boom Shack-A-Lak'
93. The Boss and The Bandits - Born in North Van
92. C.W. McCall - Convoy
91. los del rio - macarena
90. Rappin' Duke - Rappin' Duke
90. Lorne Greene - Ringo
89. Alice Bowie-"Earache My Eye"
88. Positive K - I Got A Man
87. Van McCoy - The Hustle
86. Ray Stevens - 'The Streak'
85. Rose Royce - Car Wash

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

terence & philip is 84

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

83. The Barron Knights - A Taste Of Aggro

― Jeff W, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

83. That one song about British Beef by V/VM.

"Super Bowl Shuffle" should be #1, btw.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

83.Mr Blobby - Mr. Blobby

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

82. Soeur Sourire - Dominique

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

80.Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

83. The Barron Knights - A Taste Of Aggro
82. That one song about British Beef by V/VM
81.Mr Blobby - Mr. Blobby

80. LA Style - James Brown Is Dead

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Daaaaah!

79. BBC RAdiophonic Workshop - Dr. Who

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

78. Archie Bell & The Drells - Tighten Up

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

77.Brian Hyland - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

76. Little Eva-"Let's Turkey Trot"

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

76.Hot Butter - Popcorn

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

82. Soeur Sourire - Dominique
80.Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

83. The Barron Knights - A Taste Of Aggro
82. That one song about British Beef by V/VM
81.Mr Blobby - Mr. Blobby
80. Soeur Sourire - Dominique
79.Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
78. LA Style - James Brown Is Dead
77. BBC RAdiophonic Workshop - Dr. Who
76. Archie Bell & The Drells - Tighten Up
75. Brian Hyland - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini
74. Little Eva-"Let's Turkey Trot"
73. Hot Butter - Popcorn

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

74.Baccara - Yes Sir I Can Boogie

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

73. Paul Revere and the Raiders, "Indian Reservation."

― hstencil, Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

baccara is 72 , raiders 71

adjust your sets

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

70. Jerry Reed-"Amos Moses"

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

69.Napoleon XIV - They're Coming to Take Me Away Haha!

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

68. James Brown - Hot Pants

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

67. Black Randy - Pass The Dust, I Think I'm Bowie

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

66.Baltimora - Tarzan Boy

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

65. Roger Miller - Kansas City Star

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

65. Rod Hart-CB Savage

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

63. The Detergeants - Leader Of The Laundromat

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

62.The Timelords - Doctorin' The Tardis

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

61. Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy vs. The Red Baron

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

(CB savage = 64)

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

60.The Firm - Star Trekkin'

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

58.Edelweiss - Bring Me Edelweiss

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

57. Betty Boo - Doin' The Do

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

56. Candy Slice-If You Look Close/Gimme Mick

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Skipping 88 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

no FZ either ... not even "don't eat the yellow snow"?

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 21 November 2002 10:05 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, the Brits didn't get in on this because of the time it was posted, sadly.

no Lambada (The Forbidden Dance) either!

i think we really needed 200 spots for this one.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 21 November 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm up for it.

101. Steve Martin - King Tut

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 21 November 2002 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Why no Spike Jones? "Never hit your grandma with a shovel" is possibly the greatest record ever made.

― Andrew Norman, Thursday, 21 November 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

102. Curly Shuffle - Jump N' the Saddle

― scott pl. (scott pl.), Thursday, 21 November 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

103. 20 Fingers - Short Dick Man

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 21 November 2002 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

104) Ray Stevens - Osama Yo Mama

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 21 November 2002 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

105. Tammy Faye Bakker - The Ballad of Jim and Tammy

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 21 November 2002 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

106. Cramps - Zombie Dance

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 21 November 2002 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

i was kidding, you wacky nuts!

107. Weird Al - Amish Paradise

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 21 November 2002 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

108. Joe Dolce - Shaddupaya Face

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 21 November 2002 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I know.

109. Sisqo - The Thong Song

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 21 November 2002 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

God love ya

110. Josie Cotton - Johhny, Are You Queer?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 21 November 2002 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

111. 2 Live Jews - Oi! It's So Humid

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 21 November 2002 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

God help me!

112. Bob & Doug McKenzie - Take Off

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 21 November 2002 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

113. Frank & Moon Unit Zappa - Valley Girl

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 21 November 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

114. Freddie & The Dreamers - Do the Freddie

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 21 November 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

115. Senator Bobby - Wild Thing

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 21 November 2002 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...

116. Tenpole Tudor - Who Killed Bambi?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

117. Morris Minor and The Majors - Stutter Rap (No Sleep Til Bedtime)

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

118. Fifty Pence - In Da Pub

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

119. the Streets - The Irony Of It All

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Fritz

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

120. Teenage Jesus & The Jerks - Diddy Wah Diddy

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

121. Sir Mixalot - I like big butts

122. Ottawan - Hands up

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

123. Billy Lee Riley and His Little Green Men - Flying Saucer Rock N Roll

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

124. The Normal - TVOD

It's pretty goofy, yeah? (I'm still not totally sure what a novelty track is)

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

125. Groucho Marx - Lydia The Tattooed Lady

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

126. Mike Flowers Pops - Wonderwall

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

127. The Dickies - You Drive Me Ape, You Big Gorilla

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

the sunscreen song

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

129. "The A-B-Cs of Dead Russian Leaders" - Tim Cavanaugh
130. "Cemetary Girls" - Barnes & Barnes

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

131. "If I Had a Hammer" - Leonard Nimoy

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

132. "Song to a New Love" - Davey Jones [honorary, unintentional novelty song]

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

133. Scatman John (whichever of his numbers, almost)

― t''t, Monday, 21 April 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

134 The Muppets -Manamana
135 BC52s - Meet the Flintstones
136 Green Jelly - Anarchy in the UK
137 Green Jelly - the 3 little pigs
138 Kurtis Blow - Christmas Rappin
139 The Beatles - Yellow Submarine
140 MC Paul Barman - Cock Mobster

― phil wise (beachbum), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

141 Dr Hook - Levitation
142 Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
143 Pitman - Pitman Says

― phil wise (beachbum), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

144. The Legendary Stardust Cowboy - Paralyzed.

Best novelty song ever.

― Evan (Evan), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

145. Jonzun Crew - Space Cowboy
146. Charly Lownoise and Mental Theo - The Ultimate Sextrack
147. Technohead - I Wanna Be a Hippie

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

148. Frank Zappa: Peaches En Regalia
149. Gorky's Zygotic Mynci: The Game of Eyes

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, I don't think it's fair that my 'Handheld' gets on the 'most irritating songs' list but not on the 'goofy novelty songs' list.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I second Andrew N's call for Spike Jones, and hereby nominate 'Serenade to a Jerk'.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

150. The Chipmunks - Japanese Banana

― Burr (Burr), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The just had 151. Neil Young & the Streetband 'Toast' on TOTP 2. Great performance

― ss, Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

152. Zaeger and Evans - In The Year 2525

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

oops that was #26 already

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

There's this track floating about Ssk and Kazaa called 'I am retarded' by Hemorrhoy Rogers and it's better then just about anything elese mentioned on here. 152.

(that Toast song was rrrrrrrrubbish)

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

eighteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFfkHgyAPWE

― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 19:35 (three years ago)

By literally "Goofy"

― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 19:37 (three years ago)

152. Fuse ODG - Antenna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfcKzQg9IxU

― Nabozo, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 20:28 (three years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.