Inspired by the interview karl... posted on the bufiman thread, in which the writer implies there’s not many. Elecktroids - Elektroworld Bufiman - Albumsi
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:14 (five years ago)
Welcomes you how?How about Silver Jews – Starlite Walker?
― tamagotchi revival artist (morrisp), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:16 (five years ago)
Cheap Trick's In Colour ("Hello There"). I thought of Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Brain Salad Surgery" ("Welcome back my friends..."), but that's side two.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:17 (five years ago)
Welcome to the Jungle
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:19 (five years ago)
Sgt Pepper
― the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:20 (five years ago)
not the first song, but the second song (after a minute-long intro track) on gorillaz' plastic beach is called 'welcome to the world of the plastic beach'
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:20 (five years ago)
Two of the giants: the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper (kind of) and England Dan & John Ford Coley's Nights Are Forever ("Hello, yeah it's been awhile...not much, how 'bout you?").
― clemenza, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:22 (five years ago)
'Proxima Estacion: Esperanza' kinda does this
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:24 (five years ago)
hands down greatest of these has to be George Jones "The Grand Tour"
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:25 (five years ago)
Magical Mystery Tour seems to also qualify
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:26 (five years ago)
George Harrison "I'd Have You Anytime"
the church - magician among the spiritsdandy warhols - welcome to the monkey housedepeche mode - delta
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:28 (five years ago)
Prince "Around the World in a Day"
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:29 (five years ago)
Blue Magic - “Three Ring Circus”
― really looking forward to wearily scrolling past all your posts (Champiness), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:34 (five years ago)
Rodriguez "Climb Up On My Music"
idk I think there are a lot of these tbh
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:36 (five years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Welcome_To_My_Nightmare.jpg
― BrianB, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:38 (five years ago)
Hello Hurray too?
― A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:42 (five years ago)
does the kinks' village green preservation society count? more of an introduction than a welcome.
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:43 (five years ago)
Fairport Convention, Liege and Lief ("Come All Ye")Steeleye Span, Hark! The Village Wait ("A Calling-On Song")
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:31 (five years ago)
CCR "Down on the Corner"
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:39 (five years ago)
lol B-52s "Party Out of Bounds" is kinda the opposite ("SAAAAPRRIIIIIIIIIZE!")
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:40 (five years ago)
Frank Sinatra "Come Fly With Me"
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:41 (five years ago)
Throbbing Gristle, Second Annual Report, ("Industrial Introduction")
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:44 (five years ago)
13th Floor Elevators "Slip Inside This House"
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:44 (five years ago)
Does Big Brother and the Holding Company, Cheap Thrills, count? They introduce the band at the beginning of "Combination of the Two." "Four gentlemen and one great, great broad..."
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:47 (five years ago)
lol B-52s "Party Out of Bounds" is kinda the opposite ("SAAAAPRRIIIIIIIIIZE!")How’s this for the opposite
― tamagotchi revival artist (morrisp), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:03 (five years ago)
Total cheat, but I always appreciated Malkmus easing us into the b-side of Wowee Zowee ('come on in').
― Lake Meat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:09 (five years ago)
Suede - Dog Man Star
― Steve Reich In The Afternoon (Against The 80s), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:12 (five years ago)
Welcome to the Pleasuredome? Takes a whole side welcoming us.
― Jeff W, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:14 (five years ago)
Archie Bell & The Drells did this twice: "Tighten Up" on the album of the same name, and "Glad You Could Make It" on Hard Not To Like It.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:23 (five years ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61XAQnizwDL._SY355_.jpg
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:27 (five years ago)
So youThought youMight like to go to the show
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:27 (five years ago)
The Greatest Hits, So Far - but not First Edition
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:30 (five years ago)
Ultrasound - Everything Picture. "Look deep into the heart of Green's new songs!"
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:44 (five years ago)
The Cars - “Hello Again”
― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 20:24 (five years ago)
Beggars Banquet
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 20:33 (five years ago)
Child will you come on downCome on in with meMorning says to idle onStay clear of the street.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 20:35 (five years ago)
The party chat on "What's Going On".
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 20:36 (five years ago)
whether or not Stroke it Noel is the first song on 3rd is a point of contention
xp
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 20:41 (five years ago)
In my waxed up hair and my painted shoesGot an offer that you might refuseTonight, tonight, we're gonna take a stabCome on along, we'll grab a cab
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 20:51 (five years ago)
Dearly beloved, we have gathered here todayTo get through this thing called life
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 20:58 (five years ago)
and of course Thunder Road is one long invitation
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 21:00 (five years ago)
And hey, let's throw the great partyToday for the rest of our livesThe fun is just about to get startedSo throw the switch, it's rock and roll time
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 21:03 (five years ago)
Jonathan Richman - I, Jonathan
"Hi everybody! I'm from the 60's ..."
― Steve Reich In The Afternoon (Against The 80s), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 21:17 (five years ago)
Jay Dee aka J Dilla - Welcome 2 Detroit
― llurk, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 21:25 (five years ago)
Strangeways Here We Come
― fetter, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 21:28 (five years ago)
seems more like a persuasive essay to me.
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 21:36 (five years ago)
Songs in the Key of Life
― J. Sam, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 21:46 (five years ago)
I can’t believe I forgot “Tighten Up”
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 21:48 (five years ago)
Temptations "Psychedelic Shack"
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 21:53 (five years ago)
(possibly my favorite "walking into a party"-type album intro)
Good evening ladies and gentleman.Welcome to radio station EXP.
― punning display, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 22:20 (five years ago)
Fatback Band, "People Music". This is how you start an album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFt5KQbSpU
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:08 (five years ago)
c'mon c'mon c'mon the club is open
― orifex, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 23:37 (five years ago)
1ol B-52s "Party Out of Bounds" is kinda the opposite ("SAAAAPRRIIIIIIIIIZE!")
I used to have a girlfriend who always had this in her CD changer, and it would invariably come on during intimate moments.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:05 (five years ago)
"Up The Beach" on Nothing's Shocking
Here we go, now...
homehomehome
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:09 (five years ago)
This is Rock n Roll radio. Come on, let’s rock and roll with the Ramones.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:07 (five years ago)
bill callahan, shepherd in a sheepskin vest
― Aglet, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 19:18 (five years ago)
"Hello" by the Beloved:
so welcome to the world, yeah...all you late-comers, just step onboardi'm happy, glad you cameso welcome home again!
"Spirit" by the Beloved, on the next album, starts "so welcome back again ..."
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 19:39 (five years ago)
XTC "Garden of Earthly Delights"
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 19:39 (five years ago)
mr fox - join us in our game
― no lime tangier, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 19:58 (five years ago)
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
"Hiiiiiiiii"
Or am I imagining that
― kraudive, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 20:32 (five years ago)
For some reason I feel like THIS is the ILM thread where I’m going to actually add all the listed albums to my collection
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 20:40 (five years ago)
The only words I can remember from the false start on Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain are "what the fuck?" as Silence Kid kicks in, which is endearing, if not welcoming.
― BrianB, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 20:51 (five years ago)
pop song 89
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 20:54 (five years ago)
^^On that tip, "Hello, I Love You" on Waiting For The Sun.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 21:00 (five years ago)
Not quite a welcome, but Lumpy Gravy opens with a bit of dialogue: "The way I see it, Barry, this is going to be a very dynamite show."
― Miami weisse (WmC), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 21:28 (five years ago)
"Welcome to the Warehouse" on One World, One Future by Armando
― henry s, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 21:44 (five years ago)
World Clique’s opening is totally a welcome.
From the global village!In the age of communication!
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 21:46 (five years ago)
"New Day Rising"?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 22:16 (five years ago)
xxp Silent Kid - its after the "false" start, but yeah I reckon it's definitely there
― kraudive, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 23:22 (five years ago)
Uh, your bad selfHelp us break this down from off the shelfHere's a music servin' you so use it(Papa got a brand new funk)Get down (Party for your right!)Huh, let's get it on like we said beforeThey say the brothers causing troubleHate to bust their bubbleCause we rumble from our lower levelTo condition your condition, we're gonna do a songThat you never heard before
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 March 2020 14:58 (five years ago)
Parliament, Mothership Connection ("P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)")
Good eveningDo not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrongWe have taken control as to bring you this special showWe will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-FunkOr deeper still, the Mothership ConnectionHome of the extraterrestrial brothersDealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
... etcetera
The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein has a "Prelude" and Gloryhallastoopid has a "Prologue".
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:06 (five years ago)
you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:15 (five years ago)
"This next one's the first song on our new album..."
― fetter, Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:19 (five years ago)
World Clique’s opening is totally a welcome.From the global village!In the age of communication!― ... (Eazy), mercredi 4 mars 2020 21:46 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― ... (Eazy), mercredi 4 mars 2020 21:46 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Was thinking about this one too.
― LeRooLeRoo, Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:22 (five years ago)
Jailbreak has the opposite of a welcome:
Hiding low looking right to leftIf you see us coming I think it's bestTo move away do you hear what I sayFrom under my breathTonight there's gonna be a jailbreakSomewhere in the townTonight there's gonna be a jailbreakSo don't you be around
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:24 (five years ago)
Heh, that theme deserves it's own thread. See also: "Don't Come Around Here No More."
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:27 (five years ago)
Its.
do listening instructions count as a welcome?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwfnRCwZZWk
― fits, Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:19 (five years ago)
Here's a little song you can all join in with,It's very simple and I hope it's new.Make your own words up if you want to,Any old words that you think will do.
― punning display, Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:38 (five years ago)
Styx' "Put Me On" kinda does the record-greets-you thing:
Put me on I'm your brand new record albumSide one, cut one listen to the songsPlay me loud don't you worry 'bout your neighbors
― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:49 (five years ago)
I don’t think fits’ example works but I think Myonga’s does. Hmmm.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 March 2020 18:08 (five years ago)
The first song on Walter Wegmuller's Tarot invites the listener to join the assembled krautrock supergroup on a voyage through time. Come on, clap your hands.
https://youtu.be/C1OvsHlBa4I
― Noel Emits, Thursday, 5 March 2020 18:13 (five years ago)
Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubbleBut girls of the world ain't nothing but troubleSo next time a girl gives you the playJust remember my rhymes and get the hell away
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 March 2020 19:29 (five years ago)
When Rakim says "Follow the Leader" it's more like a command, but it's one that he's welcoming us to obey.
― punning display, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:15 (five years ago)
on this journey you're the journal, I'm the journalist
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:43 (five years ago)
Robert Fripp "Exposure" begins with studio chatter, specifically Brian Eno (I think--I don't think it's Fripp) saying "Can I play you some of the new stuff I'm doing which I think could be commercial?"
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 6 March 2020 05:30 (five years ago)
Yes, that's definitely Eno.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 6 March 2020 07:49 (five years ago)
Ray Price - Intro & Theme to Nightlife
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 6 March 2020 09:08 (five years ago)
Tiny Tim, "Welcome To My Dream" from God Bless Tiny Tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7RZLHtdIwU
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 6 March 2020 09:19 (five years ago)
Come on in You know you're welcome hereCome on in It's been a long cold year
Now I don't know what went wrongBut one whole year has passed us by and goneWe're back together now where we belongSo baby, come on in (Come on in)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP35HWNuTN8
― buzza, Friday, 6 March 2020 09:27 (five years ago)