The FINAL DEFINATIVE NO HOLES BARRED poll for the GREATETEST BEATELS ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!

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Hear it is folks! Time to firgure this out ones and for all!

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Son of a Bitch...Shit (2019)	2
The World is a Miasmic Swirl of Hatred (1958)	2
Gary (1944)	2
A Half-Remembered Summary of an Episode of 'The Love Boat' Told in Real Time (1998)	2
Psychedelic Albatross (1951)	1
8 Out of 10 Dentists Agree (1955)	1
Don't Fuck With My Dad (1944)	1
Filth Face (1944)	1
Dude, That's One Gnarly Halfpipe (1979)	1
Tattoos on My Taint (1982)	1
I'm Going To Saw Your Right Arm Off (2012)	1
God Damn It (1960)	1
September Sadness and October Orgasms (1995)	0
Hey Ho, Where'd You Go? (1927)	0
Terrified of Everything (2002)	0
Sikk and Wikkid Skillz (2004)	0
Hey, There's Hair Down There! (2008)	0
All of My Children are Mormons (1991)	0
Should I See a Doctor About This? (1987)	0
Don't Fuck With My Mom, Either, Asshole (1977)	0
I Remembered How to Fly and It's Actually Really Easy (1974)	0
Digging Ourselves a Little Too Much (1950)	0
We Ate It All and We're Sorry (1944)	0
Fifty Songs About Mayo (1944)	0
Can't Say the Word 'Mustache' Correctly (1944)	0
Makin' a Big Ol' Mess (1938)	0
The Monkees...Nah, Just Joshin' (2020)	0

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:32 (six years ago)

https://www.kinesophy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sisyphus.jpg

― Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:34 (six years ago)

I was *sure* this was an NV thread before opening it

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 March 2020 19:38 (six years ago)

mine wd've had less whimsical mockery than OL and more outright meanness, obv

― Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:39 (six years ago)

True true.

Having said that, their misunderstood avant-vaporwave masterpiece A Half-Remembered Summary of an Episode of 'The Love Boat' Told in Real Time (1998) should win this.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 March 2020 19:40 (six years ago)

big fan of God Damn It myself

― Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:42 (six years ago)

I mostly made this to nudge us a little closer to that milestone 1000th Beatles poll which is surely just around the corner. We can do it, folks!

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:50 (six years ago)

Tough one. Ultimately went with Hvis lyset tar oss.

― coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:51 (six years ago)

have you heard of this hilarious musician frank zappa

― budo jeru, Monday, 23 March 2020 19:54 (six years ago)

Did you know there are SEVERAL bands that go by 'THE BEATLESS'? HAR HAR!

― coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:57 (six years ago)

Real talk, though, the reason we keep coming back to The Beatles is because they are – wait for it – the greatest band of all time. Every single one of their albums is flawless and some are more flawless than others.

― coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:58 (six years ago)

more songs about guildenstern and fuddruckers
hey, shouldn’t that thing be on a leash ???
the maurice blanchot institute for lactic uncertainty
brews, snooze and the inflatable goos
yes, mr. richardson, we couldn’t agree more
that time jenny gave mouth to mouth to an otter
world gazetteer with free baked amphetamine fungus
being for the rectal considerations of pygmy socialites
joe’s a schmuck and freddie can sing (part xvii)
alternate theoretical models for brain freeze
wermp: being the notes of a cramped linguist
gothic cathedrals of singapore
fornicators and the nuns who love them
don’t even look at my budweiser

― budo jeru, Monday, 23 March 2020 20:11 (six years ago)

wait there’s more

― budo jeru, Monday, 23 March 2020 20:12 (six years ago)

“lol”

― budo jeru, Monday, 23 March 2020 20:12 (six years ago)

What are you doing, those are not Beatels album

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:17 (six years ago)

^^^ in case you needed more proof that The Beatles are the greatest band.

Of.

All.

Time.

― coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:18 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnLNlG37ni0

― coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:19 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFCchgn5FW8

― coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:21 (six years ago)

hey we found someone who bought one of john's books of poetry!

― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:24 (six years ago)

I think it's a little too simplistic to call them the greatest band of all time. It's worth noting, for example, that they are the greatest band of all space, as well. Show me a band in the universe that is a better band and I'll tell you to shut the fuck up because you are wrong and should shut up.

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:26 (six years ago)

I don't think anybody who thinks a better band has ever existed is wrong, I think they're obviously lying and pretending to like something else just to look cool and hard

― Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:30 (six years ago)

listen you surfin hot ridin jock, stop frontin about yr dum beach party and admit these bugs got rhythm

― budo jeru, Monday, 23 March 2020 20:41 (six years ago)

is this about The Beatles because they are the greatest

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:23 (six years ago)

All these are great (I Remembered How to Fly and It's Actually Really Easy was an amazing comeback album) but Gary is ahead of its time. I think modern music is still trying to catch up with it. Also Jean-Paul was probably the greatest one-man songwriting team of our era, the best songwriter since Roger Hammerstein.

― BLU SAPHIR, BUT WHY (Tom Violence), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 11:48 (six years ago)

I'll never understand why they changed their name early on. Turd Wizard and the Futiliteens would've been even bigger superstars imo.

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:50 (six years ago)

Can't imagine this band without Anthony Braxton's son on vocals tbh.

― coco vide (pomenitul), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 13:22 (six years ago)

Is this poll like one of those Beatles trick questions where if you don't publicly declare all of it is the greatest music ever you get waterboarded?

― chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 13:57 (six years ago)

It can't be a trick question if you clearly know the answer.

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:06 (six years ago)

Waterboarding's not that bad, and the magnanimous Beetle Gods know it.

― coco vide (pomenitul), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:11 (six years ago)

I feel like they summed up their stance pretty well in the hit single 'Torture Isn't Torture (If You Don't Torch Her)'.

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:21 (six years ago)

Their viewpoint is not my own but it's obvious to me that the Fabulous Foursome were very pro-'enhanced interrogation'.

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:22 (six years ago)

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― coco vide (pomenitul), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:29 (six years ago)

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― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:37 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/BSGMqcq.jpg

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:42 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 30 April 2020 00:01 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 1 May 2020 00:01 (six years ago)

The Monkees...Nah, Just Joshin' (2020) 0

wow what the fuck

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 1 May 2020 00:36 (six years ago)

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