things Billy Corgan said to Howard Stern in the US in 2017-2018 poll

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Yes, I saw it. I was totally sober. Imagine you’re doing something, and suddenly you turn around, and there’s somebody else standing there. It’s hard to explain without going into detail, I’d rather not do it

They wouldn’t explain. It’s a really messed up story. I’m being vague on purpose. It’s up there with one of the most intense things I’ve ever been through

Demons exist. They are real. They are reptilian. That’s why the Bible says Eve was seduced by a snake. Substitute reptile for snake

[I] can't remember the exact words . . . but it was something along the lines of: All humans will suffer in unending agony

Trawling for Corgan interview clips the other day, I discovered that he was interviewed by Lobster Man on InfoWars. In 2016.

substitute reptile for snake

Yeah, he's a big Inf0Wars stan. I think he's been on multiple times. It's uh... increasingly difficult to hold onto how important the Pumpkins were to me from age 16-20.

The person was naked.

The person was naked.

Lobster Man

'I'm turning red I'm so embarrassed'.

Should we be more sympathetic, given that the guy's clearly on the spectrum? Maybe needs another poll.

Anyway, I can't remember the exact words . . . but it was something along the lines of: All humans will suffer in unending ag gets my vote.

The person reptile was naked.

I can no longer discuss this

^ the classic batshit fallback.

I'm being vague on purpose

this was the best part

Billy Corgan is not alone believing that shapeshifting reptilians rule our planet. According to a Public Policy Polling survey, more than 12 million people in the US believe that reptilians occupy key positions in powerful industries and government.

twelve million

by "best" i mean most horrifying. the reptilian stuff is, i think, antisemitism in another guise.

The Smashing Pumpkins frontman later explained that he was being vague on air out of fear for his career

yeah it would be a shame if his career ground to a halt and became a big mess.

siamese dream remains a great record though

we need to poll the winners of these interview polls to empirically determine the best thing billy corgan has ever said

Man is David Icke making that much of a comeback?

Corgan later explained that the encounter had a physical effect on him, leaving him in pain for days.

“Everything in me shook, my neck and head were rattled and my bones, muscles and organs, including my brain, were literally sore for days,” Corgan said.

“I was so mad, I was really ready to kick his butt. Humanity is not taking this any more, we are waking up, we are through with this program.”

“In every civilization on Earth, all throughout the ancient world the snake men are mentioned. Although I can understand why someone wouldn’t believe what I’m saying. It’s hard to talk about. I didn’t believe either until I was standing face to face with one of them.”

does alex jones believe in the repitlians?

Sore Brain feat. Jimmy Chamberlain

“I was so mad, I was really ready to kick his butt. Humanity is not taking this any more, we are waking up, we are through with this program.”

Strong Snakes on a Plane energy here

I have had it with these motherfucking reptilian overlords on this motherfucking planet!

where is the double concept album

Aren't these all pretty mainstream views these days?
If Corgan wants to be really out there on the fringe, flat earth and reptilian shapeshifters ain't gonna cut it in 2020.

My ex bro-in-law is a fully paid up truther, he started with ufo theory, then chemtrails, then Icke, then actually paying to go and see Icke, then all the NWO/lizards/matrix malarkey, now he's a frothing anti-semite who lost his job because of telegraphing his ideas on social media.

now he's a frothing anti-semite

Surprise, surprise.

Yeah, it seems like some sort of awful path he was on, like working up to being irl hateful.

I can't remember the exact words . . . but it was something along the lines of the core, the heart music. Echo and the Bunnymen.

Billy has always been a terrible person with terrible ideas. And that's not even talking about his politics.

I’d place a bet that he’ll out himself as an holocaust denier in a couple of years.

The conspiracy rabbit hole has slippery sides, there's no going back once you're in

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