Don't Wanna Hold Your HandDon't Come TogetherBack in the ERWhile My Entirely Household Gently WeepsNot Getting BetterGot to Get Me Out of This HouseYou've Got to Hide Your Face Away
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 April 2020 15:44 (six years ago)
Pass me by
― Mark G, Thursday, 23 April 2020 15:54 (six years ago)
Why Don't We Do It in the BedCan't Buy Me Loo RollNot Free as a Bird
― a slice of greater pastry (ledge), Thursday, 23 April 2020 15:56 (six years ago)
I Saw Her Standing Over There
― Maresn3st, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:06 (six years ago)
Can't Drive My CarMaskman
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:11 (six years ago)
we can work at home
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:12 (six years ago)
Number 19
― BrianB, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:21 (six years ago)
Help!
― lukas, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:29 (six years ago)
I'm Only Sleeping and Doctor Robert don't require much adjustment
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:31 (six years ago)
All You Need is Gloves
― chap, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:37 (six years ago)
or Here, There and Everywhere
― Maresn3st, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:38 (six years ago)
Social Distance For Your Life
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:48 (six years ago)
Happiness is a Dumb Protest
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:53 (six years ago)
I've Just Seen A Face Mask
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:53 (six years ago)
Better: I've Just Sewn A Face Mask
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:54 (six years ago)
I am the Virus kookook-achoo!
― BrianB, Thursday, 23 April 2020 16:56 (six years ago)
(Please Stand) Across the University (if You're a Corona Hoaxer)
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:02 (six years ago)
that was supposed to be Universe, but other than that it totally works right
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:03 (six years ago)
You Never Give Me Your Stimulus, You Only Give Me Your Trumpy Paper
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:05 (six years ago)
She's Not Leaving Home
― BrianB, Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:21 (six years ago)
Limes (That's What I Want)
― Maresn3st, Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:21 (six years ago)
Fool on the Hill (He Should Be Self-Isolating)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:24 (six years ago)
With a Little Help From My Ventilator.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:26 (six years ago)
I Don't Feel Fine
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:27 (six years ago)
Get Back (Six Feet At Least)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:28 (six years ago)
I Don't Want to Spoil the Party (But I Intend Reporting This Gathering to the Police)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:32 (six years ago)
If I'm Sixty-Four
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:34 (six years ago)
You're Going to Lose That Girl (to Complications Caused by COVID-19)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:39 (six years ago)
Leave My Kitten Alone (in the Light of Recent Advice from the British Veterinary Association Concerning Cats and COVID-19)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 17:58 (six years ago)
Sad lol at If I'm Sixty-Four.
― Fetch the Bolt Thrower (PBKR), Thursday, 23 April 2020 18:13 (six years ago)
Dr Robert
― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 April 2020 18:16 (six years ago)
Bah, sorry Neanderthal.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 April 2020 18:18 (six years ago)
It Will Be Long
― budo jeru, Thursday, 23 April 2020 18:21 (six years ago)
It Came In Through the Bathroom Window
Lovely Rona (1.5 Meter Maid)
North Wuhan Wood (This Bat Has Flown)
Vaxman
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 23 April 2020 19:23 (six years ago)
Mask Well Silver Hammer
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 23 April 2020 19:30 (six years ago)
Did this one with my equally bored mate a few weeks ago on messenger, hence the references to lack of bog roll etc:While My Catarrh Gently WeepsGot To Get You Into My LungsAll You Need Is The Lav(Coronavirus) From Me To YouCan't Buy Me RiceMagical Mystery Tour (Of Tesco In Search Of Bog Roll)
― varèse désserts (Matt #2), Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:19 (six years ago)
Lucy On The Skype With No Pants On
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:21 (six years ago)
You Can’t Do That (Or That... Or That... And You Definitely Can't Do That)
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:28 (six years ago)
Sgt. Pepper’s LonelyAsk Me Why (There’s Not Enough PPE)
― Jeff W, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:35 (six years ago)
InfesterdayThe Ballad of Johnson and Croak-oHere Comes the RunsDying
― varèse désserts (Matt #2), Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:43 (six years ago)
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby But I Guess They're Going To Have To Wait A Bit
― maffew12, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:51 (six years ago)
Don't Bother Me
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:30 (six years ago)
I Want to Hold Your Hand Sanitiser
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:35 (six years ago)
Got to Get You Into An Intensive Care Unit.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:37 (six years ago)
In spite of all the danger
― Mark G, Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:39 (six years ago)
I don't want to go to Wuhan
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:40 (six years ago)
Furlough Submarine
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:41 (six years ago)
I'll Furlough the Sun
... that's better.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:44 (six years ago)
Don't Lock Me Down
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:45 (six years ago)
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely
take a victory lap around your apartment
― lukas, Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:49 (six years ago)
Not a LOL but I recently heard You Never Give Me Your Money and was saddened by how relevant it felt.
― Darin, Thursday, 23 April 2020 22:04 (six years ago)
― lukas, Thursday, April 23, 2020 5:49 PM bookmarkflaglink
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 April 2020 22:06 (six years ago)
Ventilator Blues
oops
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 24 April 2020 01:40 (six years ago)
Getting Better (but Conscious of the Anticipated Second Wave)
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 24 April 2020 01:43 (six years ago)
Plague Doctor Robert
On a side note, Her Majesty is my 20-second hand washing song.
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 24 April 2020 02:52 (six years ago)
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby But I Guess They're Going To Have To Wait A Bit― maffew12
― maffew12
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 24 April 2020 04:04 (six years ago)
All I’ve Got to Do (Is Eat and Sleep and Maybe Bathe What’s the Point Really)All Separate NowCan’t Buy Me LungsThe Continuing Story of Stuck-in-a-Bungalow BillThe Fool on Capitol HillI'm Happy Just to Dance in My UnderwearIn Spite of All the Danger, Let’s Reopen the CountryTyvek PamYou Won't See Me (Unless I Can Figure Out Skype)
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:36 (six years ago)
It Won't Be Long (We Hope)If I Fell IllI'm Happy Just to FaceTime With YouShe's Staying HomeOne After N95
― Lee626, Friday, 24 April 2020 05:35 (six years ago)
Paperback Reader
― Siegbran, Friday, 24 April 2020 07:24 (six years ago)
Why don't we do it from 6ft apart?
― Mark G, Friday, 24 April 2020 08:04 (six years ago)
Plenty of Jam Jars awaiting the trip to the bottle bank
― Mark G, Friday, 24 April 2020 08:06 (six years ago)
Everybody's got something to hide especially me and my bat.
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Friday, 24 April 2020 09:01 (six years ago)
Great idea. I'm going to make "Field Day for the Sundays" by Wire mine.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 24 April 2020 11:01 (six years ago)
Quarantine Pam
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 April 2020 11:04 (six years ago)
The Continuing Story of Netflix and Chill
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Friday, 24 April 2020 11:08 (six years ago)
I Need ICU
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 24 April 2020 11:10 (six years ago)
fauci on the skype with 2scoops
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 April 2020 16:05 (six years ago)
Helter Shelter-In-Place
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 April 2020 16:24 (six years ago)
we can bleach it out
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:25 (six years ago)
Lysol In The Lungs, It's Healing
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:03 (six years ago)
Good Mourning Good Mourning
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:30 (six years ago)
Toilet Paper Lonely Heart’s Club Band
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:33 (six years ago)
From me to you, apparently
― Mark G, Friday, 24 April 2020 22:12 (six years ago)
Baby You Can Watch My TikToks
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 April 2020 22:29 (six years ago)
Sgt. PPE’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 24 April 2020 22:35 (six years ago)
Happy Birthday, Ritchie!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YjPfyflyvQ
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 00:30 (six years ago)
I started to write what poor taste this thread was and then remembered I was the one who created it
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 00:40 (six years ago)
Honey Don't Even Think About It
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 00:42 (six years ago)
I Think For Myself Because I've Done The Research
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:14 (six years ago)
Boy, you gotta carry that 'vidCarry that 'vid a long time
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:50 (six years ago)
(I mean, let's do 'em all!)
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:51 (six years ago)
Come Separately.
― chap, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:53 (six years ago)
and in the end, the pubic health risk you take is in exceedence of the public health risk you make, but yknow we live in a society n that, ennit
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:06 (six years ago)
Please don't test me or arrest me, I ain't got the bug, I'm only coughing.
― chap, Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:31 (six years ago)
Dr. Fauci
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 August 2020 22:57 (six years ago)
Please Mr Postman
― assert (MatthewK), Friday, 14 August 2020 22:59 (six years ago)
Strains, my baby's got me quarantining locked up in Strains
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 August 2020 23:01 (six years ago)
Maskless Misery Tour
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 14 August 2020 23:02 (six years ago)
Lady Moderna
― Lee626, Sunday, 3 January 2021 11:51 (five years ago)
The Fools on the Hill
― bunny slopes, Sunday, 3 January 2021 16:57 (five years ago)
Get jabbed, don't be afraidYou were made to go out and get itThe minute you let it get under your skinThen you begin to make it better
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:12 (five years ago)
runs and hides
Drive My Car (To The Vaccine Station)
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:41 (five years ago)