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I just posted two responses to totally unrelated threads in which I stated that our dear friend jess was a prick. And all of a sudden I feel bad because I know I did this mostly out of a fit of drunken madness (read: rage). So what's the worst you've ever done to a fellow ILM'er?

Discalimer: This thread, if it goes anywhere, is strictly for the purpose of making me feel less like a PoS.

Tom Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess is a prick.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize too. Jess is indeed NOT a hot dog on a stick.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:12 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.artchive.com/artchive/R/rauschenberg/monogram.jpg

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Word. Alex is ON IT.


(slap five to danno in Odenton)

Tom Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I've invariably posted more obnoxious missives than you've had hot dinners, but JE REGRET RIEN! And besides, there's nothing that a quick pic of the `Fits or the Joke won't clear, so.....

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/band79-82/band82cross.JPG http://www.onethirtyeight.com/graphics/live_a.gif

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:22 (twenty-three years ago)

My first post! I swear I had my tongue in my cheek!

Dan I., Friday, 22 November 2002 08:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Sadly I am the anti-thesis of Adorno-lite Momus so I have never posted anything obnoxious in my life. Couldn't, even if I wanted to, because I am too belgian.

nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 22 November 2002 09:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I deleted the most obnoxious thing I ever posted 5 minutes after I posted it. It was me being very rude to Phil Masstransfer and I immediately felt ashamed of myself and got rid of it.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

a few. and I have only been drunk whilst posting once. don't regret any of it.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:14 (twenty-three years ago)

that's because I didn't mean to be an idiot at the time.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't think I've ever posted anything obnoxious here. :)

Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Friday, 22 November 2002 10:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I was very obnoxious when I started out. I'm not quite that bad now, but I still get into the odd verbal skirmish. I'm still probably ruder here than I am IRL.

The most obnoxious thing I've done? There was once a thread about some funny trick that someone's walkman did when it was broken. I was in a bad mood, so I just posted "Oh, who cares?". Sorry!

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 22 November 2002 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)


This crap.
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Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 22 November 2002 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Too many obnoxious posts to mention from me.

hstencil, Friday, 22 November 2002 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

as for my own obnoxious posts, i suggest you do a search for "jess" from august 2001 to november 2002.

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

The one where I said "faggot" and everyone got mad.

David Allen, Friday, 22 November 2002 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

rauschenberg's goat! i just posted about that the other day - was that my most obnoxious post? (i thought that would be the bottomless-hole-digging bowie thread i started once, although there are scads to choose from)

jones (actual), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

A post I made about the track I submitted for the Listening Chamber last year. Something about the disposability of J-Pop (ugh ugh ugh).

Vinnie (vprabhu), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think I've said anything obnoxious.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

jel you are still evil

mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 November 2002 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I tried to point out the stupidity of a claim that heavy metal was invented by black people by pointing out, using similar logic to the claimant, that reggae was invented by whites.

I think I was misunderstood.

Every one else probably thought I was obnoxious. Or worse.

Thing is I didn't really care either way about the particular claims, just the sophistry and the whole idea that events have definite causes.

meirion john lewis (mei), Friday, 22 November 2002 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I deleted the most obnoxious thing I ever posted 5 minutes after I posted it. It was me being very rude to Phil Masstransfer and I immediately felt ashamed of myself and got rid of it.

Must have missed that one...

Phil (phil), Friday, 22 November 2002 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

(Funny too, because I was just thinking the other day how generally even-tempered you've been when we've been on opposite sides of an argument. I guess it's easier to be pleasant when you've got a short-range time machine at your disposal :-)

Phil (phil), Friday, 22 November 2002 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

(Funny too, because I was just thinking the other day how generally high strung and unforgiving you've been when we've been on opposite sides of an argument.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 25 November 2002 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"You" in Custos' post = "people of Earth."

I think my obnoxious phase is coming to a close! Coming soon: the "haughty" era.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 25 November 2002 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I made some bad jokes on a MJ thread. You can see me apologize for them immediately. Though the joke about Eric Clapton's kid still cracks me up, even though it's awful.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"You" in Custos' post = "people of Earth."
*sigh*
Yeah. Sad but true.
I try try try so hard to be diplomatic, but sometimes my temper/ego gets away from me...

I think my obnoxious phase is coming to a close! Coming soon: the "haughty" era.
Is this where you dress up like General Zod and start snarling "Come...Kneel Before Nabisco!" ???

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

G*orge G*sset: well sorry for blowing another otherwise perfect pop music moment

Me: Don't flatter yourself, kid. You haven't blown anything except your wad.

I've also invoked Godwin's Law more times than I should've.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Some perfectly nice person (Alacran, who always makes me think of Alcazar) started a thread on Tenacious D and I said, "Dude, that is so straight." Then the thread died. I felt bad. But three more Tenacious D threads popped up after that. Alacran the Trailblazer, I salute thee!

That's about as obnoxious as I get.

Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm prone to spontaneous obnoxiousness. You'll know it when you see it.

Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha.

Fucking Nerds.

Roy Orbison, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 08:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Phil I deleted it because it was really unlike me, as much as anything! Also because you'd been being, as usual, entirely reasonable yourself and I was just in a bad mood. It's the only time I've ever 'abused' the moderator function, which itn't a bad record for 2+ years of this nonsense.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 10:35 (twenty-three years ago)

i posted that i didn't enjoy "reynolds" (not reynols) supporting the fucking champs and really laid into them somewhat unnecessarily & got a rocket up my arse from one of the band members. these days i have rebewed respect for any bunch of guys who can get together and make some kind of cohesive noise even if it's verse chorus verse normality seeing as i have tried & failed a number of times since.

bob snoom, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

where to start?
apologies. i never mean anything nasty by it.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Apology Accepted.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 2 December 2002 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I never said anything unwarranted to you, custos.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 2 December 2002 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"can't we all just get along?"

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 2 December 2002 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
i have been really obnoxious today

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

you said it!

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

incidentally, that's not the most obnoxious thing I've ever posted. prize goes to that one time I decided to pick a fight on nate fr no particular reason than it ws sunday afternoon and I ws pissed off at home. sorry (still) nate.

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

you are both pretty fucking obnoxious.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

is that yours?

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Obnoxiousness is fun.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"is that yours?"

yeah, what do you think? obnoxious enough?

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i actually debated starting a thread where i fite people just for fun. i never fite people on the interweb. sometimes it looks like fun.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I told someone to go fuck themselves yesterday. Er. Um.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently I was pretty obnoxious yesterday.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 February 2005 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Most obnoxious ever EVER? What about most obnoxious ever today?

In which case, it was certainly this thread

donut christ (donut), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

pret-ty, pret-ty, pret-ty, pretty obnoxious.

(I had to go look up 'obnoxious' after scott called me out. you know, just to make sure.)

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i tried to pick a fight here What are you looking at?!? but everyone was way too nice

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

you talkin to me cozen?

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 February 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i just de-lurked to insult randy bachman!! haha LAME-O 4 LIFE!!

jones (actual), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

do you think you are obnoxious then cozen? is scott right?

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I can be obnoxious, yeah. do you think I am obnoxious?

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I give a lot less than I could and perhaps should.

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I too was in a drunken slurry a couple of years ago when I lashed out and called Chuck Eddy a "dope". Not that the use of that word was, in itself, obnoxious, but I'd just lobbed into a conversation he was having that I really only half understood.

I got bitch-slapped good. I was seeing stars for 10 minutes before I went back under my rock. I'm sorry, Chuck.

Stephen Stockwell (Stephen Stockwell), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

this one fello, who came around last year to insult everyone for being a sexless music critic and then popped up yesterday to rip into Texas is probably the most obnoxious sort I've seen around here in awhile.

I've been obnoxious, gotta think about it for awhile though...

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i think most of my posts are probably obnoxious... i am not saying this in a self-deprecating way but in a matter of fact way. in fact, this post has its own obnoxiousness.

though i think also i am either still too much of a newbie (c'mon, people, 4 or 5 months, now, i think) or i am just not that interesting, or i am fit to be often ignored.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

not especially cozen

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I told Ken C to fuck off.

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hi adam!

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

when i called all the daft punk fans cunts.

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

that's not obnoxious, cozen.

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I find this ILM-as-public confessional thing highly redemptive. I can own up to things here no priest would ever understand.

Stephen Stockwell (Stephen Stockwell), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Never have I seen a greater gap between sense of self-worth and actual ability to convey anything interesting than here on ILX. I bid you all adieu, forever. I shall, indeed, never return to this forsaken place.

Riot Gear! (speed.to.roam@gmail.com), March 27th, 2001 3:22 AM.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

what's funny is I actually had a gmail account in March 2001

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I made an ass of myself on a Britney Spears thread a few months ago. But like firstworldman, I've only been hang out hear for less than a year and doubt too many noticed. Seeing how old some of these threads are, I get the feeling that even if I hang out here for 20 years, I'll still feel like the Ron Wood of ILM.

darin (darin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

And you were called "Riot" Gear!.

xp

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, I apologize for being an asshole in '01. 9/11 changed a lot of things.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 12 February 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Raggett is a villain! I've personally seen him slash car tires just to see the reaction on hapless owner's face when they return from their errands. As he confided in me, "Now I just do it to see their expression change."

Riot Gear! (speed.to.roam@gmail.com), December 4th, 2000 7:04 PM.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 12 February 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize because that was untrue.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 12 February 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I made some nasty comment about esoj's appearance (totally unwarranted) while very drunk. Then asked mods to get rid of it, but fucked that up too causing myself to look like a doubley big idiot.

kate/papa november (papa november), Saturday, 12 February 2005 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)


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