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When Samantha sings "sex was something I just had" she means

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Sex was something she had simply, and without much consideration or thought 17
Sex was something she had immediately prior to recording the song 10
Sex was something she had by a narrow margin 1
Other 1


peace, man, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 11:59 (four years ago) link

Good poll

Joey Corona (Euler), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 12:07 (four years ago) link

this poll is a good argument for why an I Love English board would be fun

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link

it would probably just end up an extension of the hated "i'm too good to accept popular demotic language" threads, but this poll is perfectly formed

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 13:23 (four years ago) link

Being too good to accept popular demotic language? That's where I'm a Viking!

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 13:34 (four years ago) link

Charitable activity

In 2008, Fox donated her favourite bra to a charity auction.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

Hoping it's the second option.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link

n 2008, Fox donated her favourite bra to a charity auction[

shall I post a photo of me wearing the bra

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link

voted for #1, the obv choice, but secretly hope #2 wins.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link

Hoping it's the second option.

This would make sense only if she were using US English, I think. As a Brit, Fox would've claimed "Sex is something I've just had"

fetter, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

Nah, you're overthinking that one. I would say "I just had", if I'd just had sex before recording a song, but then I'm not a Cockernee like Sam.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link

... I think? Not sure now.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

Full Force wrote the song, anyway

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link

"Sex is sumfing oy just 'ad"

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link

... I mean, I know I'm not a Cockney.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link

xxpost shortly after kicking Kid's ass

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link

i just had sex definitely works both ways in UK English, also hoping option 2 wins

Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

Samantha Fox also works both ways just to preempt anybody else

Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

People are sleeping on option #3 IMO

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link

"almost missed the sex"

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

I used to have a Sam Fox annual designed for kids which had her whole life story without mentioning any smut whatsoever, it was quite the achievement.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

I put it to you that Ms Fox was a morally right and fair woman and that sex was something that she, just, had.

fetter, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link

Samantha has a sex.

but me, I don't even own a sex.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link

Sex was a noble and just thing that she had bestowed upon the recipient, before the recording session.

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 06:22 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 18 June 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 19 June 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

what even is this poll

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 June 2020 05:20 (four years ago) link

Other was robed

Mark G, Friday, 19 June 2020 06:07 (four years ago) link


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